Note: This is just a parody. Hardcore SF vets please do not be offended.
Ever wonder what the Street Fighters do long after a tournament is over? Well tonight, on E! True Hollywood Story, we expose the truth about your favorite street fighters. Find out what their personal lives are like...
Our first stop is in Brazil, where we had to avoid man-eating snakes and pirahnas. But it was all worth it, just to have an audience with the beast, Blanka.
Announcer: So Blanka, how has life been for you after Street Fighter?
Blanka: (in a sophisticated British accent) Well, after Street Fighter, I was reunited with my mom and Dan. We had a good time catching up on old times. My mom suggested that I take some speech classes. So I did. And I graduated at the top of my class. But whenever I'm in any new Street Fighter games, I act like a beast.
Announcer: Speaking of Dan, he's your best friend, right?
Blanka: That's correct.
Announcer: So what is Dan really like?
Blanka: He has a big heart. He likes to have fun. We play games together and go out to clubs.
Announcer: And the girls talk to you?
Blanka: Yes. They find the "hairy" look a turn on. Plus, they are impressed by my speech and grammer. Dan on the other hand...
Announcer: Well what about Dan?
Blanka: Dan tries too hard to impress woman. That's why he has no luck. It has nothing to do with the fact that his fighting skills are not up to par with other Street Fighters such as Ryu.
Announcer: Tell us some more about Dan!
Blanka: I'm sorry, I can't. I've already said too much. To say anything else would betray our friendship. I can't do that.
Announcer: What else goes on in your life before we close?
Blanka: I travel around the world as a motovational speaker. I give hope to people that think that the world has been cruel to them.
Announcer: That's pretty cool. Well thank you Blanka.
Blanka: Anytime.
Announcer: Well that's all the time that we have today. Join us tommorrow when we interview the master of yoga himself, Dhalsim.
Ever wonder what the Street Fighters do long after a tournament is over? Well tonight, on E! True Hollywood Story, we expose the truth about your favorite street fighters. Find out what their personal lives are like...
Our first stop is in Brazil, where we had to avoid man-eating snakes and pirahnas. But it was all worth it, just to have an audience with the beast, Blanka.
Announcer: So Blanka, how has life been for you after Street Fighter?
Blanka: (in a sophisticated British accent) Well, after Street Fighter, I was reunited with my mom and Dan. We had a good time catching up on old times. My mom suggested that I take some speech classes. So I did. And I graduated at the top of my class. But whenever I'm in any new Street Fighter games, I act like a beast.
Announcer: Speaking of Dan, he's your best friend, right?
Blanka: That's correct.
Announcer: So what is Dan really like?
Blanka: He has a big heart. He likes to have fun. We play games together and go out to clubs.
Announcer: And the girls talk to you?
Blanka: Yes. They find the "hairy" look a turn on. Plus, they are impressed by my speech and grammer. Dan on the other hand...
Announcer: Well what about Dan?
Blanka: Dan tries too hard to impress woman. That's why he has no luck. It has nothing to do with the fact that his fighting skills are not up to par with other Street Fighters such as Ryu.
Announcer: Tell us some more about Dan!
Blanka: I'm sorry, I can't. I've already said too much. To say anything else would betray our friendship. I can't do that.
Announcer: What else goes on in your life before we close?
Blanka: I travel around the world as a motovational speaker. I give hope to people that think that the world has been cruel to them.
Announcer: That's pretty cool. Well thank you Blanka.
Blanka: Anytime.
Announcer: Well that's all the time that we have today. Join us tommorrow when we interview the master of yoga himself, Dhalsim.