Naruto Chatroom! On Crack!

by 3dumplings3

Shipping and Handling not included. Serious pairings not included. Humor is included. Crossovers not included. Incest not included. Hot romance not really included. Theories may be included. Crack personalities included. **This is a text version of a Youtube Naruto Chatroom series.** - Whether this may ever be made youtube'd- remains to tell.

1. Episode 1: Sasuke's Love

AN: This was something I did a long time ago, but never put it on there. It's pure crack, and nothing's the way it should be. I made all the characters crazy. But that's okay! ;)

note: I'm alternating between screennames and regular names, cause its funnier sometimes with regular names, and some jokes have to be seen only with screenames.

note: OMG LETS YOU USE ARIAL FONT!! YAY!

note: I added some theories in there...like Naruto being 4ths son..but...uh...its true now...so... ... I guess it doesn't matter. haha!

note: I hearby state that I have no responsibility for crushing the hopes of star struck sasusaku people...because I hearby state that I have stated almost all pairings are crack. My Story is humor, not really pairings...hehe! Oh yeah!! Humor+Naruto+Crack!! :D

note (I swear this is the last one!): Is it me or does not let the star/asterisk symbol show up? And it won't let the spaces be more than one freakin line. oO

--Rated T for language, censored language, and later on, sexual innuendo--

I don't own Naruto.

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NARUTO CHATROOM

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Prologue- The Situation before Shippuden:

Sasuke: … (acts cool)

Sakura: (sees sasuke) SASUKE KUN! I WUV YOU!! TAKE ME!!

Karin: No, im here first!! SASUKE KUN I WUV YOU!! TAKE ME!!

Suigetsu: SASUKE YOU STOLE KARIN FROM ME I SHALL KILL YOU!!

Sasuke: (listening to his ipod and sleeping)

Ino: SASUKE KUN! I WUV YOU!! TAKE ME!!

Sasuke: zzzzz…

Naruto: Why don't I ever get any fangirls.. T.T

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After Shippuden, and our story shall start!

Sasuke: Imtoosexyformyshirt

Sakura: HELLYAH!!

Naruto: Ramenlover

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EPISODE I: SASUKES LOVE

Sasuke: I have come back… (acts cool)

Sakura: Sasuke-kun.. your still hot… please, take my body…

Naruto: HI SASUKE!! :DDD you came back!! AWESOME LETS GO PLAY PANDA BEARS!!

Sasuke: Huh? (sees sakura) SAKURA CHAN!! I WUV YOU!! Come on-- unwrap me.. you know you want to… ;) ;). LETS PLAY 4 EVER!! I WUV YOU SAKURA CHAN!! THIS HOT BODY IS YOURS FOR THE TAKING!!

Sakura: o.O Get the hell away from me!

Naruto: … Sasukes on drugs again!! I'm telling Kakashi!! And 4th Hokage!!

-Awesomesuperspecialawesome4thhokagedude signs in-

Awesomesuperspecialawesome4thhokagedude: HI SON!!

Naruto: o.O

Sakura: o.O

Sasuke: I WUV YOU

Awesomesuperspecialawesome4thhokagedude: not you sasuke you suck. I mean NARUTO.

Sasuke: NOOOOO

Naruto: huh?

Awesomesuperspecialawesome4thhoakgedude: Anyway, Naruto, ive examined him from the other world, and fortunately or not, sasukes not taking drugs.

Naruto: OMG WTF

Sakura: OMG WTF

Awesomesuperspecialawesome4thhokagedude: anyways, see you later Naruto, my son…

-Awesomesuperspecialawesome4thhokagedude signs out.-

Naruto: no way!! 4th hokage…Dad…4th… DADDDDY COME BACK!!

-Awesomesuperspecialawesome4thhokagedude is away playing poker with the hokage's-

Naruto: T,T

AND THE EPISODE ENDS: NEXT TIME!! SAKURAS FANBOYS