Yo guys! I'm here with another one.
Warning- May contain yaoi/shonen ai, stupidity(I think), may cause you to laugh REAL hard, and mentions of MPREG.
Disclaimer- I do not own ssbm/ssbb. If I do, there will be yaoi everywhere.
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Ike, Marth, Roy, Link, and Pit were sitting at a table talking until Link noticed something.
"Hey Ike," Link said, "Is it me or do you look a lot like Marth and Roy."
Both Marth and Roy choked on their spit when Link said that. Pit looked at Link confused. Ike gave Link a WTF look. Link noticed the whole table went quiet(except the choking sounds of Marth and Roy). "What?"
"What do you mean 'what'!" Marth said twitching.
"I just said that Ike looks a lot like you and Roy," Link said innocently.
The table went quiet again. Marth and Roy were glaring and Link, Ike kept twitching, and poor Pit was still confused.
"Why did you said that?" Ike asked twitching. Link at Ike with a DUH look.
"I just noticed you looked a lot like them," Link said pointing at Marth and Roy.
"So?" Ike asked as he stopped twitching.
"You look a lot like them(pointing at Marth and Roy) that you could be mistaken as their son," Link said.
A one minute pause came. Then Marth said, or should I possibly say yelled, out.
"WHAT!!"
"That's crazy!" Roy said.
"What! I'm just pointing it out," Link said, "See, Ike has blue hair and a calm personality like Marth, and he has the hairstyle and fire power like Roy."
"What do you mean..." Ike looked at himself and at Marth and Roy. "Oh."
"I can easily mistaken that Marth or Roy got pregnant and gave birth to you," Link said.
"It's impossible!" Roy said. Marth nodded.
"What's going on here?" they almost forgot that Pit was there. They turned their heads to a confused Pit.
"Did you know what we're talking about?" Ike asked worried that the angel heard.
"Guys can get easily pregnant when they drink a potion that Dr. Mario made," Pit said.
The table went quiet again. Ike, Marth, Roy, and Link wore shock faces at the angel.
"What?" Pit said, "Dr. Mario told me he made a new potion that can make a man pregnant.
"Oh."
After a few hours of conversation, they went to their shared rooms.
Marth/Roy
Marth and Roy went to their shared room.
"Do you think there's actually a potion that can make a man pregnant?" Roy asked sitting on his bed.
"I don't know," Marth replied sitting next to Roy.
"Why did Link had to say that Ike looks a lot like us?"
"I don't know, but for now on let's have some fun," Marth said in a seductive tone leaning close into Roy. Roy quickly claimed Marth's lips with his own.
Ike/Pit
"How did you know what we're saying?" Ike asked sitting on his bed.
"I was sitting at the table," Pit said, "You guys forgot I was there."
"Well I wanna have some fun," Ike said grinning.
"What do you mean by..." Pit was cut off when Ike pounced on him.
Link
Link was awake because of his neighbors( Marth and Roy's room on the left of his room. Ike and Pit's room on the right) were making noises that he didn't want to hear.
"Great! I can't sleep because they're making noises!"
End
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Okay! Tell me if there are any mistakes!
Sorry that it's short! I think I made Ike a bit aggressive. I think I really made Dr. Mario like that.
Oh well! Please Review!