This is hour 1th story! we r soo xcited this chappie is gona b gr8!
ok ok 1th thing 2 do... we r UNICORNGURLS4EVAR!
i'm dot (that nam is soo cool!)
and i'm trixie suprme leader of the unicron world! I just go by trix for short.
Lol ok lets start the chappie
so like harryhermiiiiiione and ron were walking aroud hogwarts because the school rebuilt itself because its magical like that. And all of a sudden ron throws op and everyones like wow wow wow you better not have got any of yor weale barf on my robes. And he was like sarry I just ate some of hagrids food. Hermione said well I had some too its just that I can hold it down better but im preggersnow. Was it the food harry asked. No I have no idea hermione said in reply. I guess were going to half to find out in the informery. Yeah prof mcgonigal is a woman so she must no all aqbout this preeggnancey stuff. Oh, hey prof. Mcgon. What do you know about preggs. Why would I know about pregnancys and giving birth. Well we just figured that your a woman and all ron said. Wel... pprof mcgon trailed off. ( see really descriptive language) *gasp hermione and harry and ron said in trison. Then prof mcgon vanished into a car and walked away. OMG ron said, mcgon may not be a woman. Well, harry said, haven't you ever seen the way she dresses, and ron was all like no I never show up for class. All we do in hogwarts is talk with friends, avoid fake homework and play wizard chess while sneaking around school and nearly killing evryone every year. Typicall school stuff hermione agreeed
I'm preggers, someone said walking into the informery. It was none other than snape and dumbledore. (best couple evafr!)
(DOT ROTE THIS 1)::
man yur soo hawt cmmented dumdore 2 mr snap. Wow you think so my mother never loved me snape seyed, cristal teers fallin from his iyes (this is soo hard far me 2 rite its soo sad). Mr hermiane caled dumdor fetch me the nurse mrs pomfry. Ok seyed herrmion I will. Thx sed dumldor and snape 2gethar (aww soo cute!)
trhe wonam cam w/ her bag of wondreful preggerz test supples. Ok she said sitting down nxt to snap on the bed where are yu pregnanZ? In my left intestin (omg did u no u culd get preggnant ther? My techer told me soo it must be tru). Well sed mr pompom yur beby is gonna b a squid I am serry. Whatt? dumdor and sanpe cried out confusd? How can hour beby not be a wizerd?
DUN DUN DUN CLIFFIE!
ok guys we betterf get thirty thowsand reveiws or else we wont put the next chappie up! If we get ten bilion jilion rivews well mak prof mcgon get preggerz w/ mr flitwiks beby! and we KNO that this chappie is short but if we get infit revews well make the next chappie super duper duper long!