The Kiss

A/N: These ideas were the random thoughts of me and my mentally unstable cousin. We don't mean them in a gay way we were just watching the entire series 2 of friends and thought it was incredibly funny.

Disclaimer: People say that stealing is wrong but when you are stealing cute guys I think that those rules can be ignored.

Scene One: Marauders seventh year. Gryffindor common room. Peter and Remus are sitting at a table doing homework and Sirius is lounging in a chair. Enter: James looking worried.

"Sirius?" said James as he walked into the common room and plonked himself down opposite his friend.

"Hmmm?"

"Do I look like a good kisser to you?"

Sirius looked up arching an eyebrow, "Excuse me?"

"Do I look like a good kisser?" repeated James, trying (and failing) to sound casual.

Sirius mouthed soundlessly for a moment unable to voice his total confusion, "Well…I don't know…I don't look at you like that…" he paused for a second, still looking completely bewildered, then in an attempt to lighten the mood he asked brightly, "Do I look like a good kisser to you?"

James ignored this and turned as Remus spoke, "Why don't you ask Lily?" he said, in a tone that suggested that this was the most obvious course of action.

"I can't!" wailed James his face a mask of anguish, "It's her I want to be a good kisser for!"

"You should get someone who you trust to give their honest opinion to kiss you," said Peter, not looking up from his doodling.

James stood up and moved towards him.

"Not me!" squeaked Peter looking absolutely terrified, "I've never kissed a girl, I won't know if you're a good or a bad kisser!"

James glanced at Remus.

"Busy!" the werewolf replied without looking up.

As one the three turned to Sirius who was giving them a look that suggested they had completely lost their minds.

"Padfoot?" said James hopefully.

Sirius shook his head emphatically. "If I get that desperate I'll hang a sign that says 'For Hire' around my neck."

James looked pensive for a moment then in a quietly thoughtful tone of voice he said, "I wonder if Amanda Higglesberry still thinks that she rolled over a carton of juice that night in the astronomy tower."

"This from the guy who wants to kiss another guy!"

"This is an emergency!" shrilled James.

"So was that!" responded Sirius.

There was a minute of silence.

"Okay," said Sirius grudgingly, "Fine. I'll do it."

"Thanks Padfoot," said James gratefully, "I could kiss you."

Sirius's scowl became more pronounced, "You're going to!" he shouted.

"I'm not looking forward to it either!" responded James testily.

"Really?" growled Sirius in a sarcastically hurt voice, "because I am."

The pair moved closer to each other. James grabbed Sirius's shoulders in a spasmodically jerky gesture.

"Not so hard!" muttered Sirius.

"Ooooh! He doesn't like it rough!" said Peter from the corner.

The pair in the centre of the common room ignored this and drew closer.

"I'm going to kiss you now," said Sirius, sounding as though he was trying to convince himself.

"Romantic!" drawled Remus giving Peter a high five as he said it.

Sirius clenched his fists and moved his arms around James's waist.

"No. my mistake, he does like it rough after all," quipped Peter as Sirius's grip tightened.

"Would the running commentary in the corner please desist," muttered James through clenched teeth, "You're ruining the moment."

"Yes Peter be quiet!" agreed Remus," You're ruining the kiss of the century. I might write an article for the school paper."

"If you do you won't live long enough to regret it," threatened James.

Sirius and James drew still closer together. James tilted his head to the side, Sirius licked his lips. Their lips were about an inch apart when Sirius muttered, "If you stick your tongue down my throat Prongs I'll rip it out."

But any other threats he may have about to add were lost as James kissed him.

"Well," said Sirius, panting slightly as they broke apart, "Well, I don't think Lily has anything to worry about."