Rin trundled on down the hallway with her AP biro textbook in hand. She was super fucking magical and all that but no magic shall be used while in school, or Hogwarts would be angry. So, she struggled into the classroom adorned with dead animals in jars and the odd hornet nest on top of the cabinets.
David Lillard was her teacher for that class, a total fucktard with no concept of human behavior and a slimy retarded lizard for a mother. But this is a smut fic so I'm not going to go into detail on the ugliness of this asshole's mom. He eyed Rin as she walked into the room, pleased to notice that her book was causing the small girl great stress. Yes, he thought, Let her soul be devoured by my textbook so that i may consume it when she turns the book back in.
They started class with the Teacher's lecture on Ebola killing them all in 20 years by mating with smallpox to create a super virus known as The White Death...for no reason. Now you, dear educated reader of Fanfiction, would wonder why a biology teacher would talk about a virus mating with another one when viruses multiply via binary fusion instead, but this is fanfiction and we're supposed to be getting to the smut anyways.
Rin sat next to Whit- I mean Shiro, and listened to the ginger complain about his sore asshole with little interest. It was proving to be another normal day at...whatever the fuck high school this is.
"Like a burning, searing pain right?" He continued, "And Saber was telling me 'That's what you get for fucking a jalapeno pepper' but what kid isn't into pepper sex am I right?"
She just nodded, waiting for him to die. But we should be getting to the smut right?
Time-skip to later that day after lunch where, for some reason, in every anime they eat lunch on he roof. Never mind how they have so much damn free time in school, or how they get on top of a building. Rin was all by her lonesome, seeing as only the main and side characters can get up here somehow and Shiro was busy defiling the bell peppers in the lunchroom.
Suddenly Archer materialized out-of-fucking-nowhere, and stumbled to the ground before Rin. She froze, confused why the badass nonchalant black guy was slowly sitting up with his hair and clothes out of their perfect order. She reached out to him slowly and stopped, was that alcohol she smelled?
"Bitch do you win wars like 'Murica?!" he suddenly shouted. Rin was thoroughly confused now.
She sat back against the wall,"Uhhhhh no?"
"Well..." he stopped to think, or simply space out, "Losers get like, punished."
Without warning she was [Author is too much of a pussy to write smut so she was fucked into the ground like a god damn dinosaur footprint and it was totally consensual]