Bramblestar knew something was wrong when he saw Squirrelflight yelling at Birchfall for peeing on the apprentices. The whole clan was acting weird, come to think about it. Everyone had been walking around dizzily, their mews a slur. Everyone who had drank from the lake had become like this. The water was also a deep red. Then it hit him, the lake wasn't full of water anymore, it was full of champagne! Just as he realized someone yelled: "WOO! LEZ GET DIS PARTY STARHTED!" and finished rigging the disco ball and stereo, and everone came dancing out of the dens, Squirrelflight was doing the hula, Jayfeather was flirting with his own mom. Alderheart was peeing on Briarlight (That was just brutal!) It was madness. Bramblestar was so stunned he dropped his fresh-kill into a swarm of warriors. The warriors started to slap each other with every piece of prey they found.
Daisy was running into the wall over and over, Cloudtail had found a missle silo and was launching them all on ShadowClan, and Brightheart was trying to hug a bramble bush. Bramblestar knew it then. He had to... FIND A WAY TO JOIN IN! Yep, he ran to the lake as fast as his legs could carry him and took gaping mouthfuls of champagne, and soon started to swim in the lake...
Up in the stars, StarClan was laughing their heads off, some of them choking, at the scene in the clans below. They had become bored, so they spent DAYS removing the water from the lake and filling it with champagne. "Okay, okay!" Bluestar yelled. Let's see how RiverClan are doing...