Disclaimer- I don't own TDI, TDA, TDWT, or TDROTI. I don't own Fresh TV or anything to do with it.

Pairings- I can't say anything for certain, so I won't. They'll come up as we go along.

Rating- Nothing too bad, for now. It will go up to T, probably.

Note- This takes place after TDWT. TDROTI never happened and Camp Wawanakwa was never made radioactive. I'm going with the USA endings for everything, so Owen won TDI, Duncan won TDA, and Heather won TDWT.

Enjoy!

Chris stood there, on the dock of Camp Wawanakwa. "Welcome back, viewers! You know me, Chris McLean, the greatest TV host ever! And I'm back with your favorite cast! It's been one year since Total Drama World Tour, and many things have happened since the hot day…at the volcano. That was awesome! But, thanks to the vicious demands of the viewers, we're bringing back the old cast for another season! All 24 of them! It's gonna be awesome!"

Chris gestured around the island. "This is Camp Wawanakwa, where the wonderful Total Drama Island took place. And now we're back here. This season is going to be better than the rest. This is Total…Drama…Wawanakwa!"

Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine

(Owen screams as he falls off the cliff and into the water)

You guys are on my mind

(Noah is launched out of the water and onto the dock. Duncan laughs at him, but is pushed into the water by Courtney.)

You asked me what I wanted to be

(Gwen glares at Courtney as Harold laughs, and Cody runs by, screaming, as the bear chases him)

And now I think the answer is plain to see

(Cody runs directly into Sierra, who growls at the bear, and the bear starts chasing DJ instead)

I wanna be famous

(A grim Chef tranquilizes the bear, and a grinning Chris pops up next to him)

I want to live close to the sun

(Heather and Alejandro glare at each other)

So pack your bags cause I've already won

(LeShawna is about to fall off a waterfall, when Izzy grabs her and they crash into the confessional. Tyler falls out.)

Everything to prove, nothing in my way

(Tyler looks desperately at Lindsay, who is looking at a picture of Tyler. Justin is posing in front of her, while Katie and Sadie are swooning over him.)

I'll get there one day

(Eva is growling at a scared Ezekiel in the mess hall)

Cause I wanna be famous

(Bridgette grabs Ezekiel and pulls him out of the mess hall before starting to make out with Geoff)

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

(A shark leaps out of the ocean, only to be pulled underwater by an octopus)

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous

(Beth is at the campfire, and she uses a baton to light the fire)

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous

(The scene changes to night, where everyone is seated.)

(As the campers are whistling in tune, Trent pops up between Gwen and Duncan and smiles at the camera, earning a glare from Duncan and a sigh from Gwen. The camera fades out to show the name: Total Drama Wawanakwa!)

Chris grinned as he observed his hand. "Perfect! Filed nails! And just in time for the first contestant!"

The boat pulled up, and Eva leaped out. She growled at Chris. Chris looked worried. "Hi, Eva. Welcome back to Wawanakwa!"

Eva growled again. "Yeah, I'm here again. And this time, I'm going to win!" Eva snarled and went to stand on the other end of the dock.

The boat came up, and DJ hopped out. He glanced around quickly, and Chris looked confused. "What's up, dude?"

"Not much, man. Just looking for Egyptian curses." DJ kept glancing around cautiously.

Eva growled. "There's no such thing! Wimp."

DJ, surprisingly, didn't flinch, and stood far away from Eva. Chris shrugged. "Here's Gwen!"

Gwen cautiously exited the boat. Chris rolled his eyes. "Are you looking for curses too?"

Gwen looked at Chris weirdly. "No…just seeing who's here. I've been getting a lot of hate."

"I can see why!" Eva snarled. Gwen glared at her, then stood next to DJ.

The next boat came up, and Geoff hopped out. "What's up, dudes?"

"Geoff! Our party man!" Geoff cheered and high-fived Chris, then DJ. He stood next to Gwen, smiling all the while.

"Here's Heather!"

Heather exited the boat, snarling. "Where is that dweeb Ezekiel? I'm going to tear him limb by limb for destroying MY money!"

Ezekiel arrived just then, and he looked at Heather, terrified. Heather was going to lunge at him, but…

"Relax, Heather." Heather glared at Chris. "You can do that during challenges." Heather grinned and glared at Ezekiel. The now non-feral boy whimpered in terror and hid behind Eva. Eva, surprisingly, didn't react to this.

"Next is Bridgette!"

Bridgette stepped out of the boat, looking around. "Where's Alejandro? I'm going to kill him!"

"Not if I kill him first." Heather clenched her fists.

"Or if I kill you first." Eva snarled at Bridgette.

"Why can't we just chill?" Geoff spoke up, pulling Bridgette to him.

"He's right." Chris admitted. "Save it for the challenges!"

"Wow, so compassionate." Noah rolled his eyes, hopping off the next boat.

"Noah, everyone's favorite cynic!" Chris pointed him out.

Heather snorted. "Yeah, right."

Noah glared at her, then stood next to Eva. Eva nodded to him. "Bookworm."

"Iron Woman." Noah nodded right back. He took out a book and started to read.

"Chris McLean." Chris added in a narcissistic tone. Noah and Eva glared at him. Chris turned away. "Here comes Katie and Sadie!"

The squeals of the two girls were near deafening, and everyone felt the effects.

"Katie and Sadie!" Chris yelled. "Welcome to the island!"

"Why are you yelling?" Katie asked him.

"I'm not yelling!" Chris yelled again. "Go join the others!"

Katie went to stand near Noah, and Sadie stood next to DJ. This surprised everyone.

"Wow. Maybe they don't share a brain after all." Duncan smirked as he got off the boat. This earned him a glare from Katie.

"Shut it!" Katie snapped. Noah looked up from his book at her.

"Oh, what, you want to mess with me?" Duncan glared back.

"I wouldn't be so confident. You made a lot of enemies." Katie smirked. Duncan's glare faltered, then he went to stand next to Gwen.

"And that's Duncan." Chris said dryly. "And here's one of his enemies!"

Trent came out of the next boat. Duncan glared at him, and Trent surprised him by glaring right back. "Metal Reject."

"Elvis."

Trent sighed and stood next to Katie. The two exchanged glances, and then turned to the boats.

"And here's another one of Duncan's enemies!"

Duncan and Gwen both groaned as Courtney stepped off the boat. She glared at them. "I'm in it to win it! And cheaters and stealers AREN'T GOING TO STOP ME!"

Courtney and Gwen exchanged fierce glares, and so did Duncan and Trent.

"Gosh. The tension here is bad." Harold observed as he exited the boat.

"Welcome, Harold! You must be pretty pissed with Duncan, huh?" Chris asked, grinning.

"Yes, duh." Harold rolled his eyes. "I'm more pissed with Alejandro. And I think I'll help take him down this season!"

"Well said, Harold." Chris applauded. "Maybe Sierra can say the same!"

Sierra immediately leaped off the next boat and scanned the crowd. "Where's that home-wrecker Alejandro? I'll rip him apart!"

Chris looked intimidated. "He's not here yet."

Sierra relaxed. "Okay. Is Cody here?"

"No, not yet. You'll have to wait."

Sierra grumbled angrily as she stood away from the others. The closest one was Harold, but even he looked a bit worried.

The next boat came in sight, and the contestants could see Tyler water-skiing behind the boat.

"Didn't he try that already?" Harold asked himself. Chris heard this, and nodded.

Tyler was launched into the air, towards the island, but ended up smashing face-first into the dock. Chris winced. "Didn't you learn from your mistakes?"

Tyler stood up and brushed himself off. "I thought I could do it this time!"

Duncan snickered. "Yeah, right."

Gwen lightly smacked him and Tyler glared at him. Duncan cursed on the inside.

Chris chuckled. "This is great. Next is Beth!"

Beth came out of the next boat, smiling at the camera. "Hello, everybody! I'm here to win!"

Heather rolled her eyes. "Yeah, right."

Beth glared at her. "I wouldn't be talking, Ms. Kick-A-Guy-In-The-Groin-For-A-Million-Dollars."

Heather glared right back at her. "That million was destroyed!"

"Good. You deserved it." Beth shot back. She walked over to stand next to Tyler. Heather looked shocked, then growled.

Just then, Justin's theme music was heard. The boat pulled up and Justin hopped out.

"Justin! The one almost as hot as me! Welcome back!"

"Thanks, Chris." Justin said. "I just hope I have some of my charm back."

"You don't." Beth and Heather said in unison, and then exchanged glares. The only one affected by Justin's charm was Sadie. Justin saw this, then silently cursed and went to stand near Sadie.

"Hello, Chip!" Chris turned to face the blonde. Lindsay stood there, smiling and waving. "Hello, everybody!"

A chorus of mumbled greetings came from the rest of the cast. Lindsay immediately saw Tyler. "T…t…Tyler!"

"You remembered my name!" Tyler cheered as she came to stand next to him. They immediately started making out.

Chris sighed. "Someone better stop them. Next is…"

He didn't get to the finish, because he was squeezed by a giant. "Did you miss me, Chris?" Owen asked enthusiastically.

"Oh, yes, loads." Chris managed to get out. Owen let go of the host, and Chris hit the dock, groaning.

"Hi everybody!" Owen waved enthusiastically. "It's great to be here again!"

"Can't say the same." Noah grumbled.

Owen shrugged and stood next to Noah. Chris turned back to the boats. "Next is LeShawna! Sweet, I actually got to say it this time!"

"What's up, y'all? LeShawna's in the house!" LeShawna high-fived Chris, then Harold, and then Gwen. "Hey, guys! How's it going?"

"Avoiding trouble." Harold and Gwen replied. LeShawna blinked, then grinned. "Well, okay then! Ale-jerk-dro ain't getting in my way this time!"

"Well said." Gwen high-fived LeShawna, and Harold gave her a thumb up.

Chris grinned. "You want Alejandro? Well, here he comes now!"

Alejandro, out of his robot suit, gulped as he saw the contestants waiting for him. LeShawna cracked her knuckles, Harold whipped out some nunchuks, and Heather looked pissed.

"Hello, fellow competitors." Alejandro barely got to finish his sentence before Heather slapped him in the face.

"What was that for?" Alejandro asked calmly.

"For last season!" Heather screamed

"If I remember correctly, I was the one who got kicked in the groin and sent down a volcano." Alejandro looked angrily calm. "Then I was trampled by the others, lit on fire, and stuck in a robot suit. What did I do to deserve that?"

"Oh, I don't know, eliminating most of the contestants and causing a lot of unnecessary and heartbreaking drama?" Noah added dryly. Alejandro glared at him for a second and then regained his posture.

"No matter. I have tried to change for the better. I will try and win this the old-fashioned way."

No one believed him for a second, but they decided to accept it for the moment. Alejandro went to stand near Eva, who didn't react. Ezekiel, who had come out of hiding, moved away from him. Alejandro clenched his fists, but said nothing.

"Two to go." Chris observed. The next one quickly showed herself. A crazy redhead flipped off the boat and landed on the dock with perfect posture. She flipped her hair back to straighten it, then grinned. "Hey, guys! Izzy's back! Hooray!"

"Hooray!" Owen cheered. Izzy didn't react to this, but instead walked past him to stand near Noah.

Chris looked confused. "Did I miss something?"

"Yeah, back in Jamaica." Gwen admitted. "When we were in the medical tent, Izzy broke up with Owen before she was taken away by the army. We did a whole song about it, remember?"

Chris tried to remember, but shrugged it off. "Don't remember. I wasn't really focused on the song that day. I was more focused on how Team Victory was gone."

Five of the six former Team Victory members glared at him. Ezekiel was too busy thinking to himself.

"Okay, chill!" Chris turned back towards the lake. "We still have one more contestant. And here he comes now!"

The final boat arrived at the dock, and Cody hopped out. He waved to some of the contestants, hesitating at Sierra, and then glaring at Alejandro and Duncan.

"Sup, Chris?" Cody fist-bumped the host and strutted towards Trent. The two fist-bumped, then Cody stood silently. Sierra was resisting the urge to leap on top of him.

"Well, that's all of you." Chris said cheerfully. "Ready for your first challenge?"

The contestants groaned. "Already?" Heather groaned. "Can't it wait?"

"Nope!" Chris responded cheerfully.

"Can you at least divide us into teams?" Beth asked.

Chris looked nervous. "About that…I did, but I lost the papers."

"So what are we going to do? Pick our own teams?" Alejandro looked hopeful.

"No…" Chris sighed. "The pieces of paper were stolen by the bear and Sasquatchinakwa. They've taken them to the top of Mount Chrismore!" Chris pointed to a mountain in the shape of his head. "Your challenge is to go up there and retrieve the papers! There are two of them. The team on the first paper to get back here gets invincibility. The other team votes someone off."

"So, you're throwing us into a challenge where there are no teams, and you're going to send us into a blind elimination afterwards?" Gwen asked, shocked.

"Clever, McLean, clever." Noah admitted. "I don't like where the challenge is going, but it's clever."

Chris beamed. "Confessional is over there. Use it if you want to. Go!"

The contestants all rushed off.

(Confessional)

Noah- "Never thought I'd say the words 'Chris' and 'clever' in the same sentence. Well, this game sucks. As usual."

Alejandro- "Have I changed? Not a bit. And I'm getting revenge on all of these losers for crossing Alejandro Burromuerto!"

Izzy- "His last name means 'dead donkey'! Haha!"

Heather- "Donkey boy better watch out. Him…and Duncan. Alejandro, Duncan…and Gwen. Alejandro, Duncan, Gwen…and Courtney. Alejandro, Duncan, Gwen, Courtney…and Sierra. Alejandro, Duncan…"

Ezekiel- "I'm NOT getting voted off first this time, eh! I'm in it to win it! I've changed since Egypt, eh. I've learned a lot of things about the real world, eh. I want to win, and make some friends, eh. I hope I can...eh."

Eva- (she snorts) "Wimps. This challenge will be too easy."

Will Ezekiel make it past the first ceremony?

Does Alejandro stand a chance?

Does Duncan?

Will Sierra be less creepy to Cody?

Will Owen have less screen time?

Find out after the break, on Total…Drama…Wawanakwa!

Hope that was a good start! Review, if you please! Oh, there's also a poll on my profile: which twelve do you think are going to make the merge? I know it's a bit early for that, but I'd like to see the opinions of the readers.

Thanks for reading, and tune in next chapter!