As the trio was camping at night the day they decided to go they all seemed a little worried. "Ash I dont like this one damn bit! Lets go home"Misty whined. "But misty we've come so far and just cause its scientific doesn't mean it will confuse your little brain. Thats why you don't want to go right?"Ash answered. "I'll kick your ass Ash! And I'm gonna call you ass from now on! Haha!"misty said. "If you two don't shut up I swear I'll poison this food!" Brock yelled as Misty jumped on ash and started beating on his head. "I'll show you who's the dumb ass!" Ahhh stop it uncle uncle! Your wearing rings no fair! AHhhh!" Ash screamed.

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Yikes! What the hell is that?" A golem was rolling down the road. I dunno but it ain't gonna stop!"Barret yelled. Quiet all of you! Remember there are spies and those damn turks. "Cloud yelled. "Fine I'll just kill it then" Barret shot at the rolling golem. "Shit its damn thicker than steel"Barret yelled. "Duh thats because its stone you jerk"Yuffie commented. "Well I have a theory. Why don't we just let the freakin thing go by since its not posing any threat!" Nanaki shouted. "All right I believe we heard Cloud so shut up NOW! "Tifa screeched. "damn it. I can't keep doing that or i'll lose my voice." At that time the golem rolled by and happened to run over Cid. "ow"

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Hey did you see this in the paper?" Brock asked as he came back from the stand they just passed. No I dont think so cause I haven't even seen the paper yet!" Misty said. Jeeze misty that just means come over here and take a look cause I know you haven't seen it!" Brock shot back. "oh. Sorry Brock". Misty walked over and looked. "ohh let me see too!"ash whined. "Then drag your butt over here and look" Misty said through gritted teeth. "Hey whats that" Ash asked. "Read the damn paper and find out Ass!" Misty said. it looked like this.

following the blue thingy in the woods there were several reports of dog creatures that were blue but had poison fangs and long tails. Could this be some sort of new species produced by the blue thing? We'll check into that.

"What type of reporter would put thingy in their article?" Ass I mean Ash commented.

part 2 done! what do you think? its getting somewhere. I don't hate ash I just like that Ass and Ash thing hehe!