Me: Dan!
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Me: Danny Boy!
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Me: Daniel!
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Me: I can't believe I'm saying this…Mister Super Awesome Ninja Master!
Dan: Yyyyyeeeeesssss?
Me: Dweeb.
Dan: Nerd.
Me: Point taken. Do the disclaimer.
Dan: No.
Me: Do it or I'll show Natalie…THE PICTURE! (Creepy music!)
Dan: You wouldn't.
Me: We both know that I would.
Dan: Fine. Bluepanda29 does not own the 39 Clues OR THAT PICTURE! NOW GIVE IT TO ME!
Me: Nope! (Runs away laughing like a maniac!)
Chapter One
Once upon a time, in a time not too long ago and in a place not too far away, there lived a very handsome and very rich young man named Ian. Ian was very unkind, even though he had everything he could ever want. He was cold and selfish. His only love was for himself and his money.
One day, Ian threw a huge party. Everyone who was anyone was invited. But a few hours into the party, there came a knock on the door. Ian answered the door to find a rather odd girl waiting outside for him. She had black and purple hair. She was wearing a gothic dress and was wearing all black make up. She was wearing a silver snake nose ring.
"Who are you?" he asked coldly.
"My name is Nellie. May I come in?" she asked. Her voice was high and almost musical.
"And why should I let you in?"
"I'll give you this rose if you do." And Nellie then showed him the most beautiful flower that Ian had ever seen. Yet the he was unimpressed.
"So? Why would I want a flower! Be gone, or I'll have the security guards throw you out!" With that, he tried to slam the door in her face. But Nellie reached out and stopped him.
"So be it." She said mysteriously. Suddenly, Nellie was transformed into a beautiful woman. Her hair was as black as night. She wore a dark purple ball gown. Her skin was as pale as snow and her eyes were as blue as the night sky.
"Ian, I have seen that your heart is beastly and cold. For your cruelty to those who you think are below, I hear by place a curse on you and your staff. You will be transformed into someone that no one can love. However, if you can find someone who loves you and who you love back before your senior prom, you will turn back to normal. If not, you will remain in this form forever!
With that, Nellie disappeared and Ian was transformed into a complete nerd. He got acne. His tan skin turned dead white and his black hair became a sandy brown. His contacts were replaced with thick glasses and his fancy clothes were exchanged for department store clothes. He was a geek. A geek named Evan.