Author's notes: Welcome to my first OHSHC fanfic :3 It started out as a one-shot, but my idea got too complicated lol XD Please R&R and I hope you guys like it :)
Disclaimer: It's sad to say, but I do not own OHSHC or its characters.
Title: The ultimate scheme
By: Mythical01
Anime/manga: Ouran High School Host Club
Pairing: Haruhi/Tamaki/Kyouya
Rating: T
Complete Summary: The twins have successfully tricked everyone…everyone except Kyouya. Disappointed in not being able to catch the shadow king off guard, they concoct THE ultimate scheme, but, as always, something unexpected happens and the plan might backfire…or better: it might turn out more effective than ever imagined with a little "help" from the most improbable source. Please R&R.
The ultimate scheme
By: Mystical01
Chapter 1:
Tricking people was as simple as 1, 2, and 3 for the Hitachiin twins; they did it all the time. From faking fights to pretending to be involved in a forbidden relationship, they constantly provoked comic reactions from their spectators. The members of their dear host club were not an exception. Each and every one of their responses to their numerous bluffs were highly appreciated by the two devils, except for one that had disturbed them greatly. After witnessing the Brotherly Love scene for the first time, Haruhi's left eye had twitched, Tamaki was utterly amazed, Honey-sempai was jumping up and down out of excitement and they had managed to get an "hmm" out of Mori-sempai. But Kyouya was the only remaining placid member that, after scribbling down some quick sentences in his notebook, had only given one disappointing comment: "work on it," had said the shadow king, moving his glasses up the bridge of his nose.
Sure, they had once caught Kyouya half asleep and had hauled him to a commoner's mall, but before they could carry out their well planned conspiracy, Tono had gotten hold of the microphone fellow and pleaded the latter to announce the loss of a 180cm tall kid with glasses. It cracked them up good, but they were also quite displeased, for they hadn't been able to carry out their mischievous plan that day. However, it wouldn't be the case this time. They brought about THE ultimate scheme of all time dubbed "The Trick Kyouya Project" and everything had been carefully and minutely put in place to increase the success rate of this marvellous complot.
The door of the host club opened, giving way to a horde of bishounen crazed girls, all rushing into the voluminous room and joining the host they were infatuated with. Once all the costumers were comfortably seated next to their designated host, the Hitachiin twin figured it was time to make the announcement that would set their plans in action.
"Hello dear customers," started Kaoru, a thick grin covering his visage.
"We are proud to present to you wonderful news…" continued Hikaru, looking around the room and watching the curious looks on everyone's faces.
"Kyouya will be playing the princess in our upcoming play," said the twins in unison, throwing a quick glance over at Kyouya, who had stopped writing, for his pencil's tip had been crushed into pieces the moment he heard the word "princess".
All the girls started to squeal, many fainting from overexcitement and a few of them were frantically clapping their hands while yelling "KYAAA!" The twins couldn't help but smirk as they felt a wrathful glare coming their way. "Part A complete," thought Kaoru, grinning.
oOoOo
Each host was impeccably dressed in attractive ninja suits, giving off an "I'll protect you behind the shadows" impression, which was a perfect Moe inspiring feat. "Perfect," assumed Kyouya, noting down the girls' reactions. Looking forward to discovering new ways to attract guests, Kyouya let himself slightly frown out of deep concentration. Suddenly, the twins stood up and started a speech. Intrigued by what they had to say, he turned a new page in his notebook and started writing down their announcement until they got to the word "princess". The word echoed in his head before he realized he had crushed his pencil flat out of vexation. After giving the twins a discrete glare, Kyouya spontaneously grabbed another crayon and began to scribble down his revenge plan. "They aren't getting away with this," thought the shadow king, chuckling viciously under his breath.
"What's wrong, Tamaki?" asked a client, slightly worried for her host.
Kyouya stopped writing, glancing over at the club prince, remotely curious.
"Oh, I'm fine, my mountain lily. The announcement just surprised me a bit," said Tamaki, getting out of his short daze.
"Suou's acting quite strangely," presumed Kyouya, putting down the statement in his black journal.
oOoOo
"This is brilliant," declared Hikaru, a broad smile on his face.
The two troublemakers had created a poll on their club website, the question being: "which host should be Kyouya's prince in the play?" The results were finally in: 70 percent voted for Tamaki, 15 percent for Mori-sempai, 10 percent for one of the twins and 5 percent for Haruhi.
"Poor Honey-sempai, no one voted for him," said Kaoru, a little sad for the cute sempai.
Gathering up all the documents needed for preparing their perfect scheme, the twins finally felt relieved. They had been stressing over what Kyouya would do, but it seems the shadow king had let them get away with it this time.
"Everything is ready," announced Hikaru, proud of their achievement so far.
"All we need now is the camera crew, the script and the activation of part B of our scheme," said Kaoru, looking around one last time to make sure they weren't followed.
Both twins grinned at each other before turning away and leaving the room, forgetting their documents on the table. Not long after the Hitachiins were out of site, a certain female host walked in, picking up the papers.
"Knew it," said the indebted host, a slight smirk appearing on her face as she rearranged the documents to leave no sign of unauthorized handling before strolling away.
Headline for the next chapter: Is this the end of their scheme?! Or will it get even better!! R&R to find out XD