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Chapter 1
In a single house were four teenage girls, wrestling and causing ruckus. One of the girls' parents had gone away to Canada for the summer, and her grandmother to Indiana. Her friends came together and decided to live with this girl until her parents came back. And so this is where our story begins.
The girls: Angel, Kassie, Anna and Kaz sat in one of the large dens, in a loud discussion. Quiz results for their favorite anime TV show, Naruto.
"Anna, I can't believe you got Lee, twice!"
"Oh, shut up, Kassie, God!"
"Calm down, Anna, you have to admit, it was pretty funny. And Kassie getting Gaara."
"What's funny is Angel, of all people, got Naruto, they hyperactive idiot!"
"And Kaz getting Kakashi-sensei. They make a cute couple, don't you think?"
"Yeah, they do!"
"…Shut up, Kassie…"
The girls were suddenly interrupted by a loud beep come from the TV. It was a Special News Broadcast, it had to be bad.
"We have a special news report for you, America! Ten males are robbing, murdering and rapping houses of young girls of the vicinity of Bradley County. We advise everyone to lock all doors and windows, and to stay out no later than 9 pm."
The girls immediately lock up the house and get in to a heated discussion about the news. When, suddenly, the power goes out, causing Anna to scream.
"Chill out, Anna, its just the power." Kaz says, rolling her eyes. Suddenly, arms reach out and grab them. Anna instantly begins screaming bloody murder and thrashes her arms and legs.
Feminine laughter fills the room. Kaz laughs and says, "They got you good, huh, Anna?" Anna growls, "That wasn't funny, Angel and Kassie." And she starts to sulk.
Angel stretches and says, "That was enough excitement for one day, lets get to bed." The others stretch in agreement, and start pulling out their pillows and blankets.
In the Naruto world, all of the Sand and Leaf villages are having a giant festival. Suddenly, Kakashi, Naruto, Sasuke, Rock Lee, Kiba, Shikamaru, Neji, Jiraiya, Gaara and Kankuro disappear.
"Kakashi-sensei, Sasuke-kun, Naruto-kun?"
"Kankuro, Gaara?"
"Lee-kun?"
"Shikamaru-kun?
"Kiba-kun?"
"WHERE DID YOU GOOO?"
The men landed with a thud in a dark, hot, hard area. "Kakashi-sensei, where are we?" Sasuke whispered, everyone pulling out shuriken or kunai. "I'm not sure, I haven't seen an area like this before." He replied quietly, glancing around the room.
It was all pink, and there were a lot of flashing things everywhere. Then, they spotted four teenage girls who appeared to be asleep. "Keep on your guard, they could attack us any moment." Kiba whispered wearily, Akamaru gave a small growl.
"Oh my god, what just happened?" Lee and Naruto questioned loudly. Neji and Kankuro hit them upside the head, and Shikamaru growled, "Shut up for a minute, dopes!"
Kassie and Kaz stirred slightly. Kassie turned to a very revealing position and yawned(during the night it got hot, so most of the girls shed their nightwear). All the guys gawk (mostly Jiraiya).
Akamaru suddenly leapt out of Kiba's jacket and padded over to Kassie to check her out, and he sat over her arm. "Akamaru, no! Get back here!" Kiba hissed at the curious puppy.
Kassie rolled over, in the process, grabbed Akamaru and pinned him to her. Akamaru yelped and began to struggle frantically.
Kassie stirred and coughed.
Kassie: Anna?
Anna: What?
Kassie: When was the last time you gave Gracie (one of Anna's cats) a bath?
Irritable Anna: What are you talking about?
Kaz: Shut up, I'm trying to sleep!
Kassie: I can't help it, she stinks!
Kiba growled, "Hey-" Kakashi instantly covered his mouth, preventing his protest.
Anna: I don't care, I'm trying to sleep!"
Kassie grunts, rolls back on her back and lets Akamaru free. The frightened pup ran back to Kiba and hid in his jacket.
Kassie rolls back over, sits up, looks at Anna and says, "Fuck you!" Then she got up and went to the bathroom. When she came back, she mumbled, "Anna, you've got too much shit in here!", then she tripped.
Almost landing on him, out of reflex, Gaara caught the falling girl. "God dammit!" she exclaims in irritation.
Irritable Angel: What is it now?
Kassie: I tripped!
Angel, Anna and Kaz: Oh.
Kassie: Wait a minute! If you're all over there, whose holding me over here?
Angel: I don't know!
Kassie looked up to see Gaara, then the others.
She screamed, looked back at Gaara and screamed again.
Kassie: Oh my god! It's the masked murder rapists!
Kaz, Anna and Angel bolted up instantly, and Gaara dropped Kassie. The girls instantly started screaming and throwing random objects, the guys ducked for cover. Except Gaara, who covered himself with a sand shield.
Gaara, out of pure irritation, covered the screaming teenagers' mouths with sand, and growled, "Shut up!"
At that instant, the power came on. The lights flickered on and the TV came on, ironicly, Naruto was on.
Kassie, Kaz, Anna and Angel's eyes widened in realization.
Kassie: Gaara!
Kaz, Anna and Angel: What?
Gaara released his sand, and everyone sat frozen in shock. Kaz's eye's grew even larger. She leapt at Sasuke, in midair, she squealed, "Sasuke-kun!" Glomp! They fell to the floor, Sasuke started worming around, trying to get her off him.
When that didn't work, he yelled in a panic, "Get her off me! Get her off me!" She looked up at the other guys, and whimpered, eyes growing large and tearing up, "You're not Itachi! Where's Itachi!" The guys instantly sweatdrop.
Anna looked at Kaz, then Neji, Kaz, Neji (after the second time, Neji started to back away, knowing what she was about to do), Kaz, Neji. She squealed, "NEJI!" He instantly took off and she ran after him, knocking over lamps and such in the process.
Angel suddenly appeared behind Shikamaru, wrapped her arms around him (he leaps in fear), puts her head on his shoulder, says, "Hey, baby, you're smexy.", and licks his face.
Kassie, still sitting in front of Gaara, thought, "Is this real? Or just a dream? If it were real, he'll kill me. If it were a dream…" She jumped in the air, squealed, "Panda-chan!", and glomped Gaara, knocking him to the ground.
Gaara froze for a minute in shock, he shoved her off by the shoulder and growled, "Get off!"
In that instant, Kassie got wide-eyed and teary, then started bawling. Kankuro sweatdroped and decides to comfort her before Gaara decided to kill them all.
Kankuro: Hey, hey, calm down. He hasn't ever hand anyone do that before.
Kassie cried harder.
Kankuro (slightly larger sweatdrop): Hey, its okay. I'll let you hug me if it'll make you feel better.
Kassie cried even harder.
Gaara, very irritable (the large anger vein ready to burst): SHUT UP!
Everybody froze instantly.
Anna on top of Neji with his shirt half off, Kaz still clinging to Sasuke, and Angel with her arms still around Shikamaru.
Kassie (her personality doing a 180): You shut up!
Kassie and Gaara glare at each other, neither giving in.
Kankuro got a look of pure terror on his face, afraid that his baby brother might kill everyone in the room.
Kassie: FINE!
She stormed out of the room, slamming the door shut, picture fall of the wall and shatter. Angel storms out after her, also slamming the door, knocking down more pictures.
Gaara, just getting over the shock that someone actually had the nerve to talk to him like that, decided to give Kassie a comeback. He pulled on the doorknob (thinking that's what Angel and Kassie did), and it wouldn't open. He finally ripped the door off the hinges and stormed after them.
Anna and Kaz, still frozen to Sasuke and Neji, get an "Ooo" look on their faces.
So, how did you guys like it? Second chapter coming up soon with Author #2! R & R!