A/N: this is how I think that Logan and Bobby's talk should have and would have gone if Striker didn't barge in, in X-Men 2.
Disclaim: I don't own any of this!! If I did everyone would still be alive and Rouge would not have gotten the cure!!
The Talk
"So...you and Rogue..." Logan started talking to Bobby after getting his Root Beer chilled (by Bobby)
"Yea...it's kinda hard, ya know? We can touch skin to skin. But I would love to be able to touch her, kiss her, without her fearing that some day I will also be absorbed She's afraid though and I don't want her to fear being near me I want her to be confident that she can touch me." Bobby told him sadly
Logan admitted a low growl from deep in his throat. "Listen, bub, don't you push her, she's been through a lot, and don't you even think of doin' more than tryin' ta kiss her. Marie's the closes thing that I have to a daughter, or any family for that matter, and she's a sweet, innocent, little girl AND SHE BETTER STAY THAT WAY!" He threatened
"I'm not...I wouldn't...I don't...I don't want to push her into anything! I love her, why would I push her? I'm not..." He rambled until Rogue cut him off
"Ah ain't innocent and Ah'm not little any more Logan. So, STOP SCAREN MAH BOYFRIEND!" She told him walking into the room, grabbing a spoon, sitting down on the counter between Bobby and Logan and taking a spoon full of Bobby's ice cream.
"But, but, but-" Logan stuttered
"No buts! Leave poor Bobby alone. And yes, I know ya're my legal guarden, and yes ya are like my father, but Ah'm 18 Logan, Ah can decide what to do with mah boyfriend on mah own. Now, ya both know Ah love ya, but Logan, stop threatening, and Bobby fork over the ice cream!"
They both stared at her stunned as she took Bobby's ice cream and hit Logan in the back of the head in one move.
"Kid, you are the only one that can get away with that, I hope ya know. And what do you mean you ain't innocent?!" Logan asked her
"Ah know. Why do ya think Ah do it?" She smirked at him, hoped off the counter, and started to walk back to her room. She stopped and turned just outside the door. "Logan? If Ah ever find out ya laid a hand, claw, foot, or finger on any of my friends, especially mah dear Bobby or Johnny, Ah will suck ya dry." She threatened sweetly, turning and walking the rest of the way to her room.
Both men stared after her shocked "Wait...what about 'Johnny'" Logan asked
Then Bobby jumped up and ran after her yelling smoothing about ice cream.
"That Kid's gonna give me hell for leaving her here all that time. I guess I should leave her boyfriend alone for awhile." He said to himself "But what's this about a Johnny...?"
THE END!!(not)
A/N: I don't care if you review, but it would be nice if you did. I take flames and constructive criticism well! One shot, could turn into chapters if I feel like it or you want me to.