This is just an intro with character bio's. Not that much, but just enough so that you can get the idea without me having to give any spoilers out. Please do enjoy. The chapter starts out after the intro on the main characters. This is my first fan fiction so I hope that every one enjoy reading it and likes it. Oh I would so love the reviews. Thank you again for reading.
Talking "Hi"
Flashback "Hi"
Thinking "Hi."
Passed from lips to lips
Where's that warmth going?
Even though it has no place to go
If I'm not with you, I can't be satisfied
I wouldn't be able to forgive you if it wasn't me
So I stood up on my feet
And shuddered
Nana Kitade - Tsukihime. What I was listening to when I wrote this.
Naruto Uzumaki
Nationality: Japanese
Age: 22
Occupation: Detective
Residence: Some half assed hotel with his partner in Tokyo.
Most notable feature: rosy pink kissable lips
Erogenous zone: Ear
Sexual Preference: It's a yaoi fanfiction, what do you think? xD
Shikamaru Nara
Nationality: Japanese
Age: 23
Occupation: Detective
Residence: Same, with his partner Naruto Uzumaki
Most notable feature: Eyes
Erogenous zone: Neck
Sexual Preference: I'll let you figure that out yourself.
Iruka Umino
Nationality: Japanese
Age: 27
Occupation: Police officer
Residence: A modern house in Tokyo
Erogenous zone: lollipop.. if you what I mean.
Sexual Preference: He THINKS he's straight, but seriously, he's not.
Most notable feature: His eyes
Kakashi Hatake
Nationality: Japanese
Age: 29
Occupation: Gang Leader of Scarecrow.
Residence: Unknown
Erogenous zone: None, he's a seme, although there might just be one. *cough*
Sexual Preference: Both.
Most notable feature: His hair or eye(s)
Sasuke Uchiha
Nationality: Japanese
Age: 22
Occupation: Second hand man of Hatake Kakashi
Residence: A studio in Tokyo
Erogenous zone: Neck, ears, etc.
Sexual Preference: Another one who thinks his straight.
Most notable feature: I don't know. He's a total whore just like his brother. Geez Uchiha's and their pride.
Sakura Haruno
Nationality: English
Age: 22
Occupation: Secretary, Works for The Gang Scarecrow.
Residence: A hotel in the outskirts of Tokyo
Erogenous zone: Ass.
Sexual Preference: Straight
Most notable feature: Eyes
Neji Hyuuga
Nationality: Japanese
Age: 23
Occupation: Cameraman, Works for The Gang Scarecrow.
Residence: In an Apartment with her cousin Hinata
Erogenous zone: Hips
Sexual Preference: Bi
Most notable feature: Hair
Hello, my name is Uzumaki Naruto and I have everything I could ever ask for. I live in the eastern coastal section, on the fifth floor, in the most amazing apartment in the Tokyo Japan area. Amazing view and a pretty good thousand square feet. I have two kids actually. Lovely twins one boy and girl named Hideo and Kokoro, respectfully. Of course the perfect wife with the huge boobs, perfect smile, and intelligence to match. I'm the lead detective agent in my job at the company and every one is always asking for my help which they can't seem to get enough of. And lets not forget to mention the perfect Cadillac that I ride back home every day. What more could I ask for?
Hello, my name is Uzumaki Naruto and all that you just read was a load of bull. Although there is some slight truth in it. I do live in the eastern coast, but the apartment part, eh not really. You could call it a run down apartment that me and my lazy bum of a friend, Shikamaru, own together. We've been thrown from apartment to apartment because either we tend to have too many missing bills piling up or we're too loud that we can't seem to stay quite in one place. Not only that, but at work. Oh yeah they can't stop on calling us, but only to tell us that they're sick and tired of us not doing our job and being lazy bums when all the papers start piling up. And going home in a car, yeah that would be nice enough if I didn't have to walk there.
Ring
Ring
Ring
BAM! Came the blond's stiff hand slamming to the alarm clock almost smashing it into ashes. Apparently he had missed the first three times. At least this morning he didn't grab it and throw it out the window almost knocking a bird out while he was at it.
Sitting up and stretching his arms up in the air, his face still lacking those few minutes of extra sleep, he flopped back down and stared at the ceiling for a good minute or two. Seeming as he couldn't fall asleep he stood up and yawned lazily.
Feeling a shiver run down his spine he noticed he had fallen asleep without a shirt an only a pair of neon orange boxers. The same pair he had gotten as a present on Christmas from Shikamaru. Looking over at the deer's bed he decided to give him a new wake up call.
Jumping over to his bed he landed right right next to him making them both bounce up on the bed an earning a groan of tiredness from the boy. Wrapping his legs around Shika's waist he wrapped his arms around his chest a snuggled into him. Strange how the man was always warm.
"Hey, Shika are you awake yet?"
"What do you think?"
"I'm taking that as a yes! Now come on and make me some yummy breakfast. Besides its your turn and we can't afford to be late especially sense that old hag is coming to pay a visit." He mumbled under his breath remembering how it turned out last time.
They had gotten late to work for the first time in an entire month, which had a been a huge record for them, and walked into their office like nothing had happened. Everyone had been staring at them like that were some freak show as the circus main attraction. For a second the blond had thought that his dream about walking into his job with only a pair of underwear had come true. Glancing down unconsciously he let out a sigh of relief he had been holding in seeing he still had his pants. That was until he leaned over to pink bubble gum haired girl next to him and asked her a question. "Hey Sakura-chan whys everyone staring at us?"
"Your late." she mumbled under her breath so that only he would be to hear.
"So? We've been late before."
"Naruto you retard." she said while glaring daggers at his face. "Today is the day that Tsunade has come in asking for everybody to go and show them their work for the month. Just seeing the fact that you two people of all are late had her blood boiling this morning. You know how badly she hates it when people are late to her meetings and stuff."
"Oh, but Saku-"
His sentence was stopped as he heard his and Shika's name being shouted on the PA to come to the lady's office. Gulping he loosen his tie and glanced over at his partner who only let a groan escape his lips as he slapped his forehead and whispered. "Not again."
"How troublesome. Yeah, yeah I get it. Now get off." The brunette said as he lazily pushed the blond away from him, making the blond roll off to the ground.
Glancing down at the blond he ran his fingers through his hair and looked out the window to the sky, today was going to be a long day as he say that no clouds drifted by. That for some reason always seemed to be a bad omen for him.
Ignoring Naruto's cheap talk about wanting ramen he rolled his eyes and dressed in his usual attire, the black suit and pants with the dark forest green undershirt. He never liked ties because he always seemed to take them off because it made his neck itchy for some weird reason.
"Oi, Blondie come on. Get the hell up. If you get ready in the next two minutes I'll buy you ramen. I got paid yesterday and its too troublesome to cook anyways." said the brunette as he put on his shoes for work and watched the blond in amusement. He had Actually listened.
Naruto as he laid on the floor heard the words that oozed out of his friends mouth and jumped up and faster that you can say Yaoi. He was already dressed in his attire that seemed regularly closed to Shika. It was all black the suit and pants. Except the undershirt that was white, but he can't be Naruto without any Orange and that's when his stripped black and orange tie came in.
Not even bothering to comb his unruly blond hair he had already noticed that Shikamaru had styled it in its usual high spiky pony tail. Giving off his usual bright smile he walked out of the apartment with the brunette leading. "Oh, and thanks to Iruka we'll have a ride and be able to go get ramen and still be on time to work." said the brunette as the blond nodding eagerly.
"I know, I know! I can't wait to see Iruka-san! I miss him a lot." said Naruto as he remembered all the times he had been with Iruka. Not has Iruka greatly persuaded Naruto in his dream of becoming the world's top detective, but he had also always supported Naruto in everything and that included the time he had found out Naruto was gay. No screams or bad looks just the usual smile and they had The Talk.
To Naruto Iruka had always been like a mother hen. And speak of the devil and the devil shall appear and there strolled Iruka in his car. Parking right in front of them he got out and in one flash moment he almost got tackled to the ground by blonde's hug. Hugging back he couldn't help but ruffle the blond hair. At least he hadn't changed.
Praying the blond of him Iruka smiled over to Shikamaru and allowed them to enter his car. Of course he would be driving. The last time he let Naruto drive the car it came back missing a wheel, the roof was gone, one window as broken, and all interior decorations gone. How the hell that happened, he didn't even want to know. Besides there was no point in worrying about Shikamaru. The guy was probably to lazy to even breath. It still surprised him how he got the highest grades in all the school.
Hearing there chit chat Iruka stopped straight at the Ramen stop and walked out with them fallowing right behind him. Entering the place he couldn't help, but smile at the homey feeling it had sense it was a small place.
Then Naruto being himself he ran in, but accidentally bumped into someone. Backing away a moment he noticed an eye stare down at him as he stared up. "Watch where your going old man!" the blond said and then took a good glance up at him. The man was wearing all black with a white tie and if looks could kill he would of had been dead. A cloth was covering half his face and one eye. His hair defied gravity in every way and it was a strange silverish white that seemed to compliment him giving him a very sophisticated look to him. What surprised the blond was when he saw a smile inch the man's face under the cloth when he spoke one simple word. "Likewise."
Completely stupefied Naruto saw the man walk away without a care in the world as he crossed his arms over his chest, raised his head up high, and snorted. "Weirdo..."
At that the other two brunettes just stared at each other and then sighed. For once they saw Naruto not get into a fight and actually calm down within seconds, now that was a new record.
Sitting down both brunettes ordered one bowl of beef Ramen while Naruto ordered eight bowls of chicken Ramen. For a second Shikamaru regretted that he didn't cook. Maybe his laziness could be the end of him or maybe his wallet. Time strolled by as everyone that passed stared as how Naruto devoured everything in his path when it came to Ramen. Maybe he was just an empty black hole. Even both brunettes smiled at the boy next to them sense the blond was in the middle.
Getting back into the car after their little breakfast Iruka stared at the watch. "Oh my, only three minutes till work starts." And at the both Naruto and Shikamaru gulped, put on their seat belts, and tightened it. This always happened when Iruka thought that he was going to be late. every traffic rule that existed in history went out the window. Who would of had thought that after having such a cute and innocent face that he would do anything to keep his record of being tardy clean.
Swish
Turn
Turn
Brake
Turn and Park.
In those two minutes, Naruto, actually for once in his life regretted that he had eaten so much ramen. Seeing the big bold sign that read Police station he frowned and walked in holding his stomach as so did Shikamaru. Both of them couldn't stop seeing the world keep on going in circles.
"Come on guys or we're going to be late." Chirped Iruka's voice. Ignoring that they fallowed him. Entering the building Naruto said his regular Hi's to everyone with a smile as Shikamaru took out a cigarette, lit it, and waved lazily to his friends while sitting in front of the blond's desk. Next to the blond's desk was Sakura's desk and then the other people's office.
The whole building was construction amazingly and very organized. In the first level to the left of the building was where you would sign in and get appointments. Filled with a whole bunch of chairs, seats, and even a place for the underage kids to get entertained. To the right side was where the detectives were. You could say it was divided by a difference in the atmosphere it had.
The second floor was for the police where it smelled like hot chocolate and doughnuts half the time. If not then it would tend to smell like cigarettes with old man cologne. It bothered Naruto to know how Iruka always smelled like the winter forest even when he came out of there. The third floor was for meetings and such that had huge rooms that could hold up to forty people inside. Then the fourth floor was where they kept the juvenile delinquents for doing misdemeanors. It was good that they kept them on the fourth floor because if they tried to escape that meant that they had three floors to go down towards. All rooms in the floors are always occupied even at night, the police are in the second floor so god luck with that and the security is bound to catch them sooner or later. His yet to seen or hear one person get to the second floor. And finally the fifth floor was where all the higher ups pulled the strings. Seeing who is the most wanted to who they shouldn't even care about. They pretty much just look like decoration on a cake until Tsunade comes in and approves of it all.
Even though the blond had gotten into some nasty fights with the old women he knew he could count on her for the hardest of times. Not only that, but she owed him sixty bucks. Perfect black mail material if it came up in a game of Shogi with her.
Hearing the automatic glass doors swish the blond ignored them until he heard the sound of heels clicking in a rhythm against the ground that he knew very well and it was heading his direction. Feeling a presence behind him and Shikamaru's and Sakura's eyes too he turned around and flashed a huge smile up to the old woman.
"Hey Tsunade Oba-chan. How are you doing?"
As the woman stared down at the boy in front of her she rolled her eyes and ruffled his hair. "Yeah fine. Now I need you and Shikamaru to go and find me some information about a case you guys have to go and do. Sakura you must also come with me. I'll need you to record anything that Naruto or Shikamaru give you. Oh and Iruka is already waiting there in the conference room."
She said as she left allowing them to fallow her, although before that they couldn't help, but exchange look some weird looks at each other when they heard about it. After getting in the elevator and then reaching the third floor they all fallowed Tsunade into a small room with a holographic projector and an oval table in the center with Iruka already sitting. Naruto fallowed and sat to the right of Iruka with Shikamaru to his right and Sakura sat next to Iruka's left.
All eyes went to the screen in the projector when a few unknown faces came up a folder with them too got passed around. All was quite until Tsunade's eyes boomed in the small room.
"First I'll explain the case. You all have unlimited amount of time to find these men, make them get caught by the police, and get as much information on them as possible while your at it or which ever one comes first. To start things off, the name of the gang is Scarecrow.-" Sakura's ears perked up and continued to listen. "At first we didn't seem to pay any attention to it because they hadn't done anything illegal until we got a complain about some ruckus in a warehouse by Tokyo Bay. When we went to investigate we found around thirty six bodies brutally murdered. Not with gunshots either, except for one that went right through the temple. Instant death." Then at that moment she showed them the pictures of how they died.
"It was truly disgusting actually. Even a few policemen had the urge to throw up. Most bodies were disemboweled with their organs surrounding them in a circle. Heck even the crows were picking on them. Others were cut from limb to limb and put into sacks while some other were burned and then thrown it the bay. We found around six bodies there. And then we found two who were put out on a stake, there stomach opened, their ribs coming out of their skin as their intestines hang out of them and the birds feed of them. " Looking at all the their faces Tsunade could guess that they were all truly disgusted by it. From Naruto's surprised expression and gaping mouth to Iruka trying to not look at the pictures while putting a hand over his mouth.
Then she continued speaking. "It seems like Scarecrow were making a deal, but they got double crossed and decided to attack back. Personally a lot of the slashes and cut here look as is they where all done by a Sergent. Very clean, but painful cut. Almost seeming as if they were trying to hit every nerve that they could. We have not told the public about this because we are too scared that it might cause panic on the streets and the civilians might want to go and start a rucuss about it and that the gang might know that we're onto them." She said while taking a short breath and the slides as the gang members came up.
"First off we have Kakashi Hatake. The leader of Scarecrow." At that picture Naruto froze and turned white as a sheet of blank paper. Iruka and Shikamaru weren't able to go and get a good look at the man who he had bumped into, but Naruto couldn't forget not even if he wanted to. Keeping his cool and not saying anything he looked at his information. Highly trained assassin, escaped from a maximum security prison in the U.S., seventh most wanted criminal in the world, and his yearly earning are underground money. Although no bio on his background like were he came from or who he was showed up. Now the blond was pretty glad that he didn't say anything back to the man after bumping into him.
"Next we have his right hand man. Uchiha Sasuke." As his picture came out in the screen as they all looked at the picture they had to notice that he was very handsome and those onyx eyes were seen in very few places. Even his fair skin tone and facial expression was an o.k. "He was the only survivor of the Uchiha massacre that happened a few years back caused by his brother. If you see him do not hesitate on acting and chase after him. Although do not kill him. We need as much information on him that we can get. We also have some information that they have a spy somewhere in the city getting information on us. On this we need to be extremely careful sense we don't know anything except the gender and its a girl. Be very careful she is very known for killing without hesitation and knows almost every pressure point in the body that could immobilize you in place."
At that Sakura had to thank that the lights were out and Tsunade wasn't facing her because they would of had seen the smirk that showed on her face as they talked about her. She was obvious very prideful that they hadn't gotten a picture of her. Then the slide changed of a boy with long brown hair loose and at the bottom was tied by string. His face didn't show sense his back was facing the camera.
"Also we have heard of another person in their team, as far as higher ups go. We know very little about him. Only thing that we have is that he is excellent on hand to hand on combat. Actually his regarded in being an extremely hard opponent to beat. He has gotten out of every crime alive and barely scratched. We don't his name only that its a Male, Japanese, and has very long brown hair. Although its not really good sense that leaves a very large of the male population in Japan that we can suspect."
Then Shikamaru lazily raised his hand and asked a question. "Are they by any reason related to each other?"
"No not all. If you put all these people up in a room it seems as if they wouldn't have bothered to give a second look at each other never the less meet each other. " Tsunade answered as Shikamaru's face for a plan dropped as he went back to thinking.
"Anyways" she continued. "You guys have one week to plan out on how to go and get at least one piece of information on them. Then after the week you can have up to a year to fulfill the plan." As she finished her sentence she saw Iruka's hand go up and nodded over to him to speak.
"I have no problem with this Tsunade-sama, but why choose us? I bet that has been digging on her heads right sense we came in this room.?" He said as his partners nodded in a silent agreement and the lights got flicked back on by Tsunade.
"That's because you are all single. Not taken. Meaning that you don't have to worry about going out and doing dates and stuff. This case is of extreme importance and besides. Naruto and Shikamaru maybe lazy bums and idiots, but leastwise when it comes to the action its A+ material." Tsunade said as she rain her slim fingers through her hair. "No offense of course, but Iruka is the cop I can trust the most and Sakura has never failed me before and sense you all know each other I thought it would be perfect." Hearing her explanation Shikamaru rolled his eyes already knowing while the rest nodded in agreement.
Staring at her wrist watch she walked to the door and looked back to them. "If anything happens call me, you all know how to reach me. This ends today meeting. I'll come and check up on you guys next week to see the plan. I don't expect anything, but the best especially sense Shikamaru in on the group." At that she only received a lazy groan from the man as she shut the door behind her letting all those four minds come up with a plan.
"So..." Shikamaru started. "Any ideas?" Then Naruto's hand went up, but got completely dismissed by everybody. Its Naruto. His plan probably had to do with foxes ruling the world and finding if they're going to steal all the Ramen in the world.
Smirking after having the little encounter with the blond Kakashi smiled. He has had his eyes on him for a while and wasn't surprised at his sudden outburst. Sakura had always been sharing stories about times she would spent with the blond and he couldn't help, but try and see for himself. Guess she had been saying the truth about his outspoken personality.
Stuffing his hand into his pocket he looked up a the peaceful and beautiful sky.
At that he flicked it off and kept on walking.
He had all the information he could ever want on the blond. Hyperactive, outspoken, caring, and very honest. Or just blunt in his case. Orphan at the age of seven and persistent as hell. Lives with his partner and doesn't sub come to other people's command that easily. Just his type. Makes him want to go and brake those ideals from the inside out.
Getting into his car he slammed the door shut as he turned on the car, put on his seat belt, and drove away.
Licking his lips he was sure that the blond would know about him in the next week so he had to at least find a knew way to greet him. Except they had to be alone. Then for a second as he stopped at the red stop light he went back to the moment when they were back stabbed by the Kumo gang. worthless idiots thinking that they could win. Maybe he should have ordered something far worse.
Getting back to his little blond a plan already formed in his head as he called Sasuke who he had on speed dial. He would be interested in this. Even he had taken a liking to Naruto which was rare enough that he even to a liking to anything. Especially a person. Hearing Sasuke's voice answer in the other line with the monotone, "Hello." he smirked.
"Well Sasuke I just meet our little fox. I think I have a plan that you could be interested in doing." He said allowing his voice to trail off.
Thank you for reading! ^_^ Like I said in the beginning I hope you enjoy. Although quick question to all readers. Should I write ramen with a capital 'R' or Lowercase 'r' O_O So confussed.