Hello everyone! This is K-YanNyako!
This is my collection of Akatsuki x Akatsuki one-shots! Huzzah!
Um…my first collection of one-shots! Could this be good or bad? You decide!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Tobi, his sempai Deidara, the Akatsuki, Naruto, Rihanna, or the song "Umbrella"!
Enjoy!
Chapter One: You Can Stand Under My Umbrella, Sempai!
'Ugh….today of all days we get a fucking mission from Leader-sama…hm…' Deidara thought as he felt his feet get wet as he walked into yet another puddle of rain water.
"Sempai, wait for me!"
Tobi called as he raced to catch up with Deidara. Even though there was a height difference between Tobi and his sempai, he knew that Deidara walked fast when he was pissed off.
Both Tobi were getting soaked to the bone. Unfortunately, there wasn't an inn in sight.
"SEMPAIIII! STOP!" Tobi yelled at the top of his lungs.
Deidara stopped and turned around.
"What do you want, hmm?!" he yelled.
Tobi ran up to him and stopped. He pointed to an abandoned house on the side of the road. Deidara looked at him.
"NO. I don't care if you're tired or horny or whatever! I'm NOT going in there! Hm." he yelled.
Tobi looked at the ground.
"But…but sempai…Tobi is getting wet…" he said.
Deidara scowled. He absolutely DETESTED when Tobi looked at the ground and sounded sad. He sighed heavily.
"Huh…..FINE….hm…" he said as he watched Tobi run haphazardly into the old shack.
Deidara wasn't all that enthusiastic about sitting in an old, deserted, possibly rat-infested- ew…he didn't even wanna go there…hm!
"Sempai! Lookie there's a note!" Tobi exclaimed from inside the shack.
Deidara picked up the pace and got to the house. He found Tobi pointing at a sticky note.
"What's it say, sempai?"
"Shut the hell up, you can read, hm."
(a/n: This is when Tobi walks to the corner and cowers like a scared puppy while Deidara reads the note. BAD DEIDARA! No cookie for you!)
Tobi picked up the note and read aloud,
'To those who find this note, there is an umbrella in the closet.'
"Where's the closet?! HM?!" Deidara yelled.
"Wait sempai, there's more!" Tobi said as he read from the sticky note again.
'The closet is on your right when you come in the door…dumbass…'
"Tobi, did you just call me a dumbass, hm?"
"NO SEMPAI, THE NOTE SAID THAT!"
"Whatever….hm…"
Deidara walked towards a wall.
"Well, this is the only right when you walk in the door….hm…" He said as he knocked on the wall.
Suddenly, a door fell on him.
"LOOK SEMPAI YOU FOUND THE DOOR!" Tobi yelled.
Deidara threw the door off of him, and got up.
He looked inside the darkened closet and inside there was…the umbrella!
"Finally, hm! Now I can walk outside and not get wet! Hm!" Deidara said happily.
"Um….sempai…?"
"What, Tobi, hm? Can't you see I'm dancing?! Hm."
Tobi held up the umbrella, and opened it.
"WHAT ARE YOU, RETARDED, HM?! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO OPEN UMBRELLAS INDOORS, HMM!!" Deidara yelled.
"Sempai, look at the umbrella…" Tobi said as he pointed at it.
Deidara nearly fainted. It had….flowers, hearts, stars, and….GAH! There was WAY too much girly stuff on that thing!
"What are we gonna do now, sempai?" Tobi asked.
Deidara thought. And thought, and thought, and thought some more.
(a/n: Don't hurt yourself, Deidara…)
"Well, sempai?"
". . . .Just walk fast…" he told Tobi.
They walked outside and Tobi held the umbrella over his sempai's head.
"Hey, this reminds me of that song!"
"What song, hm?"
Tobi smiled and began to sing a little.
'You can stand under my umbrella ,you can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella…'
Deidara remembered hearing that song. How did it go again…?
'You had my heart, and we'll never be worlds apart….'
Gah, he couldn't remember it all…but it had a catchy tune.
"Sempai, look out for that-!"
Deidara didn't watch where he was walking, and he tripped over a rock.
Tobi quickly grabbed his sempai's hand, helped him up before he hit the ground.
They both stopped walking, and Tobi held Deidara.
Deidara turned red.
"Are you okay, sempai?" he asked in a whisper.
Deidara nodded.
"Okey dokey then! Let's go!" Tobi smiled as he waited for Deidara to let go of his hand.
Deidara nodded and began walking again.
"Sempai, you can stand under my umbrella! Ella, ella, ella…."
"Tobi, you can't sing. And that umbrella isn't yours, hmm."
"Aw…"
Well, that's it! By the way, this is one of my favorite yaoi couples drools
Tobi appreciates reviews as well as I do! Um….I hope you're looking forward to the next one-shot! Tell me which Akatsuki pairing I should write….(It must be song related! Ha ha ha!) By the way, I was listening to 'Umbrella' by Rihanna while I was writing some of this. :3