Anatomies: RobinxRaven edition
Author's Notes: Just a lil notice. It's an edited, Rob/Rae version of "Anatomies: An awkward little ficlet" by TheMaskedShuppeteer. I made it as different as possible, but when I read it I was all, "OMG. THIS WOULD FIT ROBIN AND RAE-RAE." So most of the credit goes to TheMaskedShuppeteer. :3 (Robin: This was extremely awkward...)
Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans, or this idea. I merely changed it.
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Part 1: Raven as depicted by Richard Grayson.
Hair
It's... Purple? Maybe amethyst? It's got a nice sheen to it, too. And it's short. I like how the back is shorter than the front.
... Wuzzat? Do I wanna run my fingers through it? -coughs- I, uh... Wouldn't wanna mess it up...
Eyes
They're purple too. Sorta darker than her hair. They're also a tad sparkly. And kinda big.
... And kinda pretty...
... HOLY FRIJOLES!
Eyebrows
They're eyebrows. What's to say? That they're also purple? (Why is there so much purple on this girl?) And I guess maybe somewhat on the thick-ish side...? Anyways she always has them in a look that says "Touch me and you're dead", but then again maybe it's only toward Beast Boy. And occasionally Starfire.
Cheeks
Um... Pale?
... What? Caress? -blushes-
Nose
Same with the eyebrows, what's there to say?
Lips
Okay, these are getting just plain uncomfortable! I have my rights!
... You'll pay me how much? Double? Are you kidding me? ... Well, okay I guess...
Raven's lips... I guess I'll start by saying that they're not full, but not too thin either. Sorta in between. They're pale, like her skin, but slightly paler. They're always in a straight line, but on those rare occasions when she smiles... Wow. I've never seen such a beautiful smile in my life. And they look... Soft. Like velvet. Huh. I wonder how they feel...
... Say anything and I've got a birdarang with your name on it.
Chin
It's thin. Nothing else to it.
Neck
-turns dark red- I don't think "hickey" is the most appropriate word, here...
Body
! I draw the line here! I refuse to say anything more!
... Triple? Are you that desperate? ... Oh, don't give me those big puppy-dog eyes. GAH! Okay, alright! You're worse than Beast Boy!
-clears throat awkwardly- W-well uh... It's... Thin...? And shapely? And pale... But, she does seem to glow at night. Okay I admit, she has a very attractive body. Well, okay, I'll be honest here. She has a very sexy body. I mean, she's got the nicest curves I've ever laid my eyes on. And that ass! It's like you could just bounce a quarter off it! And speaking of firm-
... GOOD GOD WHAT AM I SAYING?! -slaps self-
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Part 2: Robin as depicted by Raven Roth.
Hair
It's black and spiky.
... What, that not what you wanted me to say? Well I don't see a script around here, do you?
... I thought not.
Eyes
How lovely, a script.
Whatever. -ahem- "His eyes are the most stunning shade of blue ever to be seen by man. They're quite like the vast skies of a summer day, yet also stormy and incomprehensible like the deepest waters. They shine more brilliantly than the stars in the sky and are a thousand times more beautiful. I would and could happily drown myself in those erotic pools of-"
... Robin has blue eyes?
Eyebrows
I don't know because of that damn mask of his.
Oh looky, another script. I cannot contain my joy.
"They are so roughly arched, yet boisterous and almost childlike. I would love to-"
Cheeks
I don't even care anymore. Give it to me. -snatches script and clears throat angrily-
"Skin so soft to the touch and tan as
sand, yet a delicate pink when I lean over and brush my li-"
... Azerath... Metrion... Zinthos...
Nose
It's a nose.
...What else can you say? That's right; nothing. Because its a nose.
Lips
I simply refuse to comment on this. -blushing-
Chin
What the hell? Like a nose, there is absolutely nothing to say.
Neck
You're going to pay me double if I say this entire script?
... Triple. Take it or leave it.
... -smirk-
"It arches gracefully like a swan's. It's golden expanse seems to stretch for miles and miles and I would give anything to run my hands over the smooth skin. But even more, I would love to..." -ahem- "nip and-"
-cough-
"-lick... my way up as I tenderly ki-"
Body
That's enough! AZERATH METRION ZINTHOS!
-Ka-BOOM!-
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