Author's Note: Before you read this, I suggest you read my other parody: SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG THE UNNOFICCIAL PARODY! By the way, these scenes happen in order of time or something.
12:00 Midnight
Angel Island
As far back as I can remember I've been………………………Wait. What am I doing again? Knuckles the Echidna thought. A crash from behind made him turn around. The Master Emerald was shattered and a blue water creature was standing in front of it.
"……………HI! My name is Knuckles what's yours?" He asked.
"RAGHR!" The creature growled.
"Nice to meet you Mr. Raghr." The creature punched Knuckles down the stairs and disappeared. The Island fell while Knuckles was unconscious.
12:30
Station Square
Speedy, caffeine-crazed drivers were driving downtown.
"What's up?" Sonic the Hedgehog asked himself. He ran after the cars.
When he reached downtown he saw that a water creature was attacking the police.
"All right, dude! Bring it on man!"
The water creature melted and went down a drain.
"What was that?"
Dr. Eggman was on a building above him.
"You idiot! It's Chaos! The God of Destruction! HAHAHAHA!"
"Uh…hello? I'm right here. I can here everything you're saying! Plus, how did you get up there with that huge butt of yours?" Sonic asked.
"Well that's simple! I………………don't know. HELP I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS!" Eggman screamed.
To be continued…