Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto Sasuke and Itachi would be fighting over Sakura 8D

Don't Go!

In which Sakura desperately wants a certain Uchiha to stay.

PLEASE NOTE that this is a HUMOR fic. So do NOT expect to much angst, just some crappy humor.

The moon was shining brightly, but no stars were accompanying it. Only dark ominous clouds in the sky, funny how it seemed to be nighttime someone Sakura loves leaves her.

"I'm sorry, Sakura… This is most likely the last time I will ever see you…" Itachi said in a low voice.

"Why?" she desperately asked, "Why do you have to go? No ones found out you come to Konoha! So why?" Sakura looked at Itachi's face desperately looking for an answer.

Itachi just stared at her face. Just staring, no emotion could be seen anywhere. He then closed his scarlet eyes and shook his head, "I'm sorry." He repeated.

"Why the hell aren't you telling me anything!" Sakura yelled, "Why won't you say anything to me?" she clenched the sheets on her bed, "Why…?" she then started sobbing. She lowered her head, in shame. 'I haven't cried in a while… Am I crying now because Itachi's leaving me?'

Itachi shifted uncomfortably from where he was sitting on her bed. He knew he's usually apathetic towards anything, but this is someone he… cared for. 'I don't love her or anything...' so Itachi just awkwardly patted her back, "Don't cry for me… Please don't waste your tears on me, Sakura…"

"How could I not waste my tears on you?" she yelled, "I love you Itachi! I fucking love you!"

'HELL YEAH! Tell it to him STRAIGHT!' Inner Sakura cheered.

Itachi just had a small smile on his face, "I know…"

Sakura had her eyes widened and he mouth agape, 'He knew? This is the first time I told anyone though! How did he know?'

Itachi then stood up, smoothing the wrinkles in his cloak. He turned to Sakura and bent down to her level, "Thank you." And pecked her lightly on her forehead. Itachi started walking towards the door.

Sakura just looked shocked, he had said the same words that Sasuke said! She shook out of her stupor, "Don't go!" in desperation she grabbed his cloak.

RIPPP

Lo and behold, Itachi had nothing on. Okay, so he had a fishnet shirt on but that wasn't covering much. Well, it's probably the consequence for having super strength. In shock he turned around to face Sakura.

Silence.

Her eyes drifted to the 'lower region'…

"AUGH! MY VIRGIN EYES!"

While Inner Sakura was whistling.

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A/N: well I wrote something. hopefully the last. Please review, no flames, it's already hot enough down here in texas ya'll ;D

hey, I gotta question... when you authors think of an idea, when does it... strike you? This idea came to my when i was trying to sleep... (and has someone already written a fic like this? If so sorry.)