I don't own Glee or anything else I'm not supposed to own in this story.
This is my first story ever. This is a little angsty in the beginning but it shouldn't be like that the rest of the story… so I guess read it and review for me.. all mistakes are mine and sorry about the grammar.
Chapter 1: Beginning? End? I'm not sure
The time is 3am...I'm sitting here at my best friend Sam's house sleeping on my favorite couch in the world. Seriously this couch should be illegal because I have the hardest time waking up in the morning to go to work. It's like it sucks you in and you feel like you are a caterpillar in a cocoon covered in the soft blankys on this side of the Mississippi. Sam has the best taste in blankets. Ok sorry I'm getting off topic... sorry but that tends to happen a lot.
Sam and I just had a really good night out with his mom and his boss. We started off at dinner at this beautiful Mexican restaurant I only really enjoyed the chips and salsa, because who really thinks that all of your foods should be mixed together on a plate. I don't want my beans and guac touching because you don't know when the Battle of the Alamo is going to start again. I can't really trust those foods together.
Sorry...happened again. Stay on track Brittney you're trying to tell a story here... Ok conscience I will. Side note just to tell you I talk to my conscience all the time. We have a love/hate relationship.
Ok, so after dinner we end up at a local pub to have some drinks and play some pool. Sam's boss buys all of drinks which was awesome because the drunker I get the better I get at pool. I love to win. After awhile we get bored and head out to another bar because really we are in Lima and you have to do some searching sometimes. We end up having a good night.
I mean really who has a good night in Lima? Have you been here? You seriously don't know unless you have been here? It is tough. You have country, country and more country. Luckily we stumbled upon a bar that had a band from Columbus with a good following.
It was weird seeing a bunch of people from high school that I haven't even facebook stalked in awhile. It was nice but at the same time it was a little bit annoying because I realized how much they didn't know about me or I didn't know about them anymore and the amount I didn't care to know.
In high school I was voted class clown which I was very proud of. These people know me as that goofy girl that I am still on occasion but I have changed. After high school I am left with the friends that mean the most to me and couldn't ask for better friends now and don't really care anymore
about them other than their general well being.
After awhile Sam and I decide it's time to head home. I like the time Sam and I get to hang out just the two of us because that doesn't happen all the often anymore. I'll get into that reasoning later. I am super hungry so we stop at the gas station to grab some food.
Sam and I get lunchables. I got pizza so I have to wait until we get home to eat it. Sad panda right now. Sam decides he can't wait so he starts eating his turkey crackers and I grab the wheel for him since he is technically driving. Obviously it is too tough to drive and eat. We have been doing this since we were 8 and driving a golf cart around our hood so don't judge me...
After we get home he goes to bed telling me we need to get breakfast in the morning and I retire to the heaven that of the couch I have claimed.
I hate when I'm not tired and I'm left here sitting alone. Worst part is I'm a little beyond buzzed so the wheels just start turning...
30 minute later...
I'm watching the latest episode of "Show Choir", you know that show where the nerds become popular through song and dance... totally unrealistic but still awesome!
She is soo hot!
Ok you're gay
No I'm not! I'm just saying Naya Rivera is really attractive.
No you're gay just get it already
If I was so gay why haven't I acted upon it yet?
Because you're scared you aren't ready for everyone else to know
Noooo...
Yes! You are just sitting here being a jerk to yourself when you already know...
Stop right there
No... You have been hiding this for too long just let it OUT...
No! You don't know what you're talking about.
I am your conscious of course I know what I'm talking about!
It hurts, please don't,
You... No!
Are in love... Stop...Please
With...
I can't
Santana!
Really I said I was going to have a good time tonight and you just had to go on and make me cry. You happy now... I know... Ok... I know... I'm gay and ...
What?
I'm broken after she left me that night!
I'm Brittney S. Pierce and just because I'm drunk and my conscious has totally left me on my own. I'll tell you the story of how I fell in love with Santana Lopez and how...
She...
She broke my heart.