Raining sky- a twilight fan fiction/ parody.
"Oi Nessie Wessie Woo woo!!! Jacob Black called.
"Yeeeeeeessss?" I answered.
"You should diiiieee!"
"Ok." I held my hand out to hi, it was a very romantic way to go, So sexy. He took my hand roughly and unlovingly and flung me out the window like a ball, no words to describe the sexiness in it. The air around this place was disgusting it was filled with moss. DAMN IT dad caught me. "Hi, daughter." He said in his freaky, always-calm voice. "Why did you fall out of the window, daughter?" "Ummm…. Uh…. Oh that's right; Jacob said I should die so he threw me lovingly out the window." Edward looked up politely at Jacob who was now standing at the window. "Jacob, don't go chucking Nessie Woo Woo out the window." "EDWARD! WHY'D YOU HAVE TO CATCH HER!?" Jacob was furious. Edward shook his head and took him inside. "OI KID You Spin My Head Right ROUND, When You Go Down, You Know What I Mean; Those Late Nights" Dads mind wondered.