Dream: Welcome to the Halloween story thing that so far doesn't have a title! Today we wi-
Winter: ::pops out of nowhere:: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO START WITHOUT ME!
Dream: ::falls over:: AAAAAH!! WHO? WHAT? WHERE? WHY? HOW? ETC!
Winter: ::calmly:: Me. Fanfic. Here. Because I said so. Typing, using your fingers. Etc.
Dream: ::gets back up:: Oh, ok!
Winter: Baka.
Dream: Shallt we give a description of this story thing?
Winter: Nah, let 'em suffer like little burning spoons...::evil smirk::
Dream: WHEAT! Suffering! ::freakishly happy grin::
Winter: ::puts paper bag over Dream's head:: No happy for you. Anyway, this fanfic is being written by us. Now then, for the disclaimer...::looks at Dream::
Dream: ::walking around flailing arms:: Who turned out the sun? ::trips and falls down random stairs::
Winter: err...::thinks:: RATBAT!!!!!!!!!!
::nothing happens::
Winter: Zero, you deformed rat, get out here right now or I will take great pleasure in feeding you limb by limb to a swarm of vicious man-eating hell-penguins!!
Zero: ::hops out of a nearby tree, grumbling:: What is it now, Ms. PMS?
Winter: ::whacks over the head with a broomstick:: Bad dog. Sit.
Zero: ::growls:: What did you call me for? Why is it important? Where's Dream? How are you here? When are you leaving?
Winter: Disclaimer. I said so. She fell down those stairs ::points::. Magic. Never! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Zero: Good bye. ::goes to leave::
Winter: ::puts one of those animal catcher choke pole things around his neck:: You're not going anywhere.
Zero: ::Growls:: I could've stayed in Makai. I could've been an evil minion for my father, but noooo, I had to go live my life the honorable way! Damn you conscience! DAMN YOU!
Winter: ::tightens the choker::
Zero: GAH! Fine! Yu Yu Hakusho and all its characters belong to Yoshihiro Togashi. Hinote and Vlad belong to EternalBlackNight. Flash and Lioness belong to Winter. Autumn and Harmony belong to Dream. All other characters and ideas belong to one of the two of them or both of them.
Winter: And Ratbat belongs to Dream. ::points at Zero::
Dream: ::at the bottom of the stairs in pain:: Now to start the fanfic...! ...And call me an ambulance!
Winter: Pay me!
Zero: ...::pushes Winter down the stairs::
Winter: ::explodes::
Zero: Huh?
Winter: Hey, what'd you do to my 'I don't want to go to class today' robot? ::walks up, glaring::
Zero: You....but....::points down stairs::...I...and the pushing...the exploding...
Dream: THE PAIN! ::now burnt from the explosion::
Zero: ...but...but...but...NOOOOOOOOO! ::cries::
Winter: ::pushes Zero down the stairs:: Well, now that I'm happy, time for the story!
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A long time ago in something, something BC, there lived fearful and horrid creatures of hellish monster doom! These monsters were...THE DINOSAURS! We join the life of a certain one of these monster things, already in progress! This is Mork the brontosaurus. Observe the reptilian skin and eyes. Observe the freakishly long neck, longer than a giraffe's! Observe also the freakishly large size of Mork.
Mork is a happy hell-thing. He loves to frolic through the happy meadows. As he frolics he often squishes random little creatures that would have evolved into important and smart creatures destined to inherit the earth and preserve its beauty. But they were squished. So now the world will be inherited by the ancestors of that stupid mouse thing walking into a tree repeatedly. These ancestors will be known as...humans.
Getting back to Mork...Mork is frolicking happily through the field, squishing things. He is smiling a reptilian smile and laughing mentally. Then he gets eaten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. The End.
Skipping ahead a few million years or so, our story begins in New York. Kurama, Yusuke, and Kuwabara were once again involved in the exchange student program. They were currently at lunch 8th period with Flash and Autumn. Hinote was there too. He wasn't supposed to be, but he doesn't like Spanish so he decided to go to lunch...again. Joining them were people that were actually supposed to be there...Kelly and OkageHime! Hiei was on the roof of the school staring at them all.
Yusuke and Kuwabara were wearing their school uniforms. Kurama was wearing dark blue denim pants with a dark green button shirt. Hinote was wearing khaki pants that were missing a pocket and part of the pant leg, courtesy of their friends Sean and swing. He was also wearing a black T-shirt. Autumn was wearing black Capri pants with panda socks and a black T-shirt that had a picture of an angry squirrel and the words 'Squirrelly wrath' on it. She was wearing a black headband with two black cat ears on it. Flash was wearing a black tank top with her trench coat over it. She had on a pair of black pants with a chain and black converses.
OkageHime was a girl about Autumn's height that had shoulder length black hair with a red headband in it. She wore glasses over her sanity lacking brown eyes. She had on a denim dress with some red straps on it, red and black striped socks and dark blue shoes.
Kelly was a short girl with long blonde hair tied back in a ponytail and blue eyes. She was wearing a long sleeved black shirt with openings in the top of the sleeves and a pink skirt which Autumn and Flash thought was out to brutally murder them.
OkageHime randomly poked Kuwabara's arm, "I have given you the poke of death. You will die in two days."
"OkageHime, it isn't ni-" Kurama was interrupted by Yusuke, Flash, Autumn, and Hinote covering his mouth with their hands.
"NO SPEECH!" They all yelled at once.
Kurama glared at all of them over their hands. Kelly stared, "You guys are so mean! Leave your friend person alone!"
"No, listen she who is smaller than Hiei, Kurama's speeches are eeeeevil and death wise." Flash stated.
Kelly was about to respond, but was interrupted by a certain short someone jumping through the window. He stood glaring down at Flash, who was sitting, "We're the same height, Flash!"
"No we're not." Flash replied, unblinking.
"Yes we are." Hiei glared.
Flash got up and stood on the lunch table, "Nope. I'm taller than you."
"Flash..." Hiei growled menacingly.
"Excuse me, little boy, but where are you supposed to be?" A lady with short black hair and a scowl said to Hiei.
"Eep!" Hinote cried before diving under the table. Everyone who was sitting moved their legs to block Hinote from view.
Hiei glared at the lady, "Not here."
"Get to class!" The lady growled.
"I don't take classes here." Hiei responded coolly.
The lady's eyes widened slightly and her frown got frownier, "You aren't supposed to be here!"
"I told you that already." Hiei was secretly having a lot of fun tormenting this evil bitchy human.
"Don't get coy with me, little boy." The lady growled.
Hiei fought a grin, "I was merely stating the truth."
"You're coming down to the Dean's, little boy." The lady grabbed his arm.
Hiei was gone from her grip and standing on Yusuke's shoulders with Yusuke's head slammed onto the table before anyone could react. Hiei growled, "First of all, don't touch me. Second, I am not a little boy. I am older than you will ever know. If you call me 'little boy' ever again, I will not hesitate to make your death come early."
"Err...Hiei..." Kurama started.
Autumn grinned, "Wheat! Violent Rage! Violent Rage!"
"Autumn, don't encourage him." Kurama glared.
Autumn smiled innocently, "She's not. I am."
"What...?" Kelly asked.
Hinote pointed at Autumn from under the table, "She's not Autumn, she's Autumn's demon half."
"You guys are so freaking weird." Kelly responded.
Yusuke's words were muffled by the table, "Hiei move. My face is in Kuwabara's food and it's not pleasant. I think he spit it
back up after eating it..."
Hiei, despite being a coldhearted bastard, wasn't cruel enough to inflict that kind of torture upon the defective detective. He immediately stepped off of Yusuke onto the table and was promptly pushed off by Flash, "No! Must be taller than you!"
Hiei glared at Flash. Yusuke, after wiping food off his face, was finally able to open his eyes without fear. He blinked, "I thought you two were lovers?"
Flash and Hiei both threw the heaviest books they could find at Yusuke. The lady and Kurama gasped, "NO THROWING BOOKS AT PEOPLE!"
"WHEAT! MORE VIOLENT RAGE!" Autumn grinned.
Kurama glared at Autumn. Autumn smiled innocently and waved. All further comments were cut off by an ear piercing screech from underneath the table. As the screech continued, something banged against the table causing it to flip over. Flash was sent flying into Hiei and they both fell onto the ground with Hiei underneath Flash. Hinote jumped from where he had been standing onto the nearest table and stood there screeching and pointing at the ground.
Autumn took out a magnifying glass and knelt down to hold it over the floor. The amazing magnifying thingy revealed a rather small spider. She sweat dropped, "You're such a wuss..."
At that moment Hinote's demon half, Vladimir, took control, immediately ending the screeching. He glared down at Autumn. He then jumped off the table and knelt down in front of her. She raised the magnifying glass from the spider to hold it right in front of his face. His glare was magnified by the glass.
"What did you say about me?" The vampire asked menacingly.
Autumn laughed nervously, "I didn't say it about you...So not only are you a wuss, you're deaf too?"
Vlad growled. Autumn gave a small squeak and covered her mouth, silently cursing the fox in her head for always getting her in trouble. The fox was laughing hysterically. Vlad's response was cut off by a yelp from Flash. All attention was drawn to where Flash was still lying on top of Hiei. The two of them were blushing.
Yusuke snickered, "Can't wait until later, eh? Perhaps you two just like it when people are watching? Kinky. I like it."
"HENTAI!" Flash screamed and grabbed Yusuke's neck, "accidentally" digging her nails into his skin.
The lady from before had left long ago to fetch the Dean. She now returned with the black haired, slightly chubby man following her. He immediately walked over and grabbed Hinote's arm. Hinote, still being controlled by the revenge seeking vampire, hissed and pulled away.
"You're supposed to be in Spanish, Hinote!" The Dean, Mr. Ippoliti, growled.
Vlad blinked and looked around him, "Who...? Oh! You're talking to me, aren't you?"
"BAKA!" Autumn and Flash yelled and hit him on the head.
Mr. Ippoliti turned to Flash, "It's nice to actually see you in school for once. Have you finally gotten over the 'flu'?"
"What the? I've never had the flu in my life...oh...oh wait, yes I have! Heh heh..." Flash rubbed the back of her head and laughed nervously.
Mr. Ippoliti then turned to Autumn as if he was going to scold her as well. He blinked, "Well, I can't exactly scold you for anything...Err...You have eeears!"
Vlad coughed, "Well, if we're through with this little conversation, I have some revenge to enact upon these pathetic excuses for demons."
"HEY!" Harmony and Flash's demon half, Lioness, yelled at the vampire.
Kurama was standing there with a blank stare on his face and one eye twitching.
Youko, if he had had his own body, would've rolled his eyes and sweat dropped, 'Baka ningen half...'
"Demons?" Ippoliti asked, "Why did you call them demons? I can understand why you would call Flash a demon, but this girl seems completely normal."
Everyone stared at him blankly. Flash and Autumn were in chibi form in the background. They both yelled, "HEY!!!"
"Why are you two yelling?" Hiei asked, not really caring about the answer but we needed someone to ask that and Hiei seemed like the best choice for the task.
"He called me a demon!" Flash growled.
Hiei stared, "But you are a demon."
"No, I'm..." Flash paused and blinked, "Shut up."
Hiei snickered at his small victory but when you're dealing with Flash every victory counts until Flash gets revenge and steals all the money you were saving up for a destructive weapon specialized for world conquest, which has happened to Hiei many times.
Autumn pointed accusingly at Ippoliti, "He called me normal!"
"Isn't that a good thing?" Kurama blinked.
"NO! I don't wanna be called normal! Normal is evil! If I was normal I'd be destroyed by Flash's 'Normalator 3000' never going to work because she's an idiot!" Autumn yelled in one breath.
Spotlights shone on Autumn and Flash. They were dressed in sparkly dresses and had their hair all fancy as if they were on TV. A large piece of paper that had a poorly drawn robot hung down from the ceiling. In one hand it had what appeared to be a laser gun. There was an arrow that had the words 'Normal people destruction ray' written on it that was pointing at the laser. Pointing at the stomach of the robot it said 'Coca Cola, for those hot days when you just need to sit back and relax, enjoying the sun, screams of agony, and smell of burning flesh'. There were other random phrases on it.
Autumn and Flash stood on either side of the picture with their hands palm up underneath it in an announcer-like way and one foot in the air behind them. They were both smiling. Autumn got a fake puzzled look on her face, "Normalator 3000?"
"That's right, Autumn, the Normalator 3000! It's a robot specially designed with destruction of those hated preps and jocks in mind! Why, with one simple push of a button your most hated enemy will be instantaneously transported to another dimension full of torture and dimension-ness! Observe!" Flash took out a tissue box that was painted black and had a big red Gatorade bottle cap glued to it. She pushed it. Nothing happened. She blinked and pushed it again. Nothing happened. She hid it behind her back and grinned at everyone.
"Sounds great! Where can I get a Normalator 3000?" Autumn asked.
Some random people pushed Hiei out in front of the girls with a card that had an 800 number on it. Little did the people know, if they called the number they would be asked to input all sorts of private information that would assist Flash in stealing their identity and money.
Flash grinned at Autumn, "So Autumn, are you going to get a Normalator 3000?"
"You bet!" Autumn grinned, "You?"
"Of course!" Flash said.
She and Autumn got together in the center and pointed directly in front of them with serious looks on their faces. At the same time they announced, "Remember folks, only you can make Flash rich!"
The spotlights went away and the paper fell. Autumn and Flash magically changed into their normal clothes, kicked some people out of their table, sat down, and continued eating lunch. Hiei was just standing there blinking while holding the card.
Vlad turned to Ippoliti, "Are you sure you wanted to call Autumn normal?"
"No, no I'm not." He said before walking away. Under his breath he muttered, "I should've followed mama's advice and become an underpaid and underappreciated circus clown..."
Vlad looked at the two demon girls, "Hey, whaddya know, you two are good for something after all!"
"Thanks!" Both girls chimed happily.
Vlad blinked, "I'm gonna go to Spanish before what I said sinks into their tiny little minds."
"You're very wise." Hiei stated.
Vlad was already out the door when he heard the angry scream from Autumn and Flash, "HEY!!!! VLAD, BAD DOG!!!!!"
Vlad snickered then ran down the hallway as fast as possible, knocking over the little old lady yelling 'No running in the halls!'.
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Winter: ::in a lawn chair under an umbrella with a coconut drink as she watches the paramedics take Dream and Zero away::
Dream: my spine...
Zero: I will...have...my revenge...!
Dream: I will have extra muffins, please... ::delusional::
Winter: That's gonna cost you an entire month's allowance.
Dream: ok!
Zero: ::whispers:: Don't you, not get an allowance?
Dream: What she doesn't know won't hurt me...yet...
Winter: Well, review or else people! Oh, and just so you know, for the fanfics we write together, Flash will be living in the States with Autumn and Hinote.
::credits start going with ambulance sirens in the background::