BRAWL INC.
CHAPTER 1
King Dedede was on the computer
DeDeDe:doodadoodadoooo,I'm buyin me a twinkie
Mario walks in
Mario:GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! King Dedede! 600,000 dollars for a...a...a twinkie! Where'd you get the money!
dedede:Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum...this?
mario:OH!MAMA MIA!! That's the entire mansion's credit card! we have no MONEY!!
later that night,at dinner
mario:luigi and I have decided on a summer-long activity. Since dedede spent all our money on a twinkie, we need more money.
Yoshi: ooh! ooh! is it fun?
luigi:yes, it should be.
mario: First, we will split into teams.Tomorrow we will give you further instructions
yoshi slurped his last noodle,then went to his best bud,R.O.B.
yoshi:wanna be partners for the activity?
ROB:sure!
meta knight: hey kirbster! wanna be a team?
kirby:sure ol' pal!
snake went to his girlfriend, Samus.
snake: hey baby, wanna be a team?
samus:sure snakey!
DK:hey Diddy!
diddy:sure thing!
link:hey zelda...
zelda:sorry, I already said I'd work with peach.
link:...okay I'll ask toon link
toon link: sure thing big guy!
link:whu!
toon link: way ahead of ya bro!
red:uhh..lucario...
lucario:I'd rather you than wario
the ice climbers,naturally didn't have to say anything to know that they would be partners
fox:falco!
falco:good! I almost thought someone else got you!
mario and luigi walked up to the leftovers
mario:wolf, you'll be with sonic
luigi:pit,you're with game and watch
mario: you two,ganondorf and bowser
luigi:Dedede, since you got us into this problem, you'll be with-
mario:WARIO!!
kirby:GASP!
dedede:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
that night, everyone lay anxious for the next day's instructions