A/N: I just had to do this! Forgive me if it comes out crappy! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I never will own YYH! TT
Marriage Counseling: A Tale Of Two Demons
"So, why aren't you two talking to each other this time?" Botan said tiredly. How long was this going on for now? Both Hiei and Kurama had recently started feuding over the smallest thing. It was getting on everyone's nerves! "You two are mates! Married, practically!" the blue-haired woman shouted when neither would answer her.
"Hn, baka decided that we should enjoy a night out together, even though I hate ningen places!" the short tempered demon shouted, almost to a deafening volume. Kurama gasped and raised his hand to smack the other on the head, but slowly drew it in and composed himself.
"It would not kill you to try new things! And we just went to see a musical in the finest theatre… THAT HAPPENS TO BE UTTERLY TRASHED NOW!" Botan hid behind her chair during the last part. 'Let Hiei take all that rage! I'm just listening to their problems because everyone got tired of them fighting. And how the hell did I end up in a closet with them, with only our chairs to offer us any comfort?'
Pink eyes looked at the two fighting demons throwing the pieces of their chairs at each other. "Oh dear… it'll be seconds before they start unleashing their powers!" She began to stand up, only to be forced back by heavy flying debris. "THAT'S IT! SIT DOWN, YOU BITCHES!" Botan shouted at the top of her lungs.
Surprised by the cursing coming from the normally bubbly reaper, both stood stunned. She literally had steam coming out of her ears! "Good," she said in her nice voice, "Hiei and Kurama, we are all gathered here today…"
"WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED!" two very cross demons shouted in perfect harmony, contradicting their relationship at the current moment.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'M DOING THE TALKING!"
Needless to say, both obeyed their order. Kurama sat as far away from Hiei as he possibly could in the small closet. 'I suppose we should consider ourselves lucky that there is light in here,' he thought.
"So, we're all here because everyone's fed up with your constant fighting!" she growled at them. Hiei half-expected to see Botan turn into a wolf from the way she growled.
"It's time to begin your counseling. We'll all figure out how to make your marriage…" She paused after feeling stares of hate on her. "Your relationship work for the better! We will save it from… divorce?" she offered weakly. Two pairs of glares were her response. 'At least, they feel the same toward me. Improvement!" Though he secretly knew that nothing had changed at all.
TBC…
A/N: I'm not sure why, but I feel like someone's done this before. Have they? If so, sorry! However, I wish to continue it… if anyone even reads it! Thanks for reading!