1. Woke up three hours late.
2. Drank over caffeinated coffee.
3. Contemplated meaning of life.
4. Forgot car was out of gas.
5. Walked eight miles to job.
6. Remembered that Monday was day off.
7. Walked eight miles back home.
8. Slept.
9. Walked Nagisa's dog Rufio block before he peed on pedestrian.
10. Gawked at Amane riding a horse in the street.
11. Called Miyuki and accidentally interrupted her "sexy time" with Tamao.
12. Tried to order nachos.
13. Ranted online about lack of nacho delivery service.
14. Watched Godzilla while eating Doritos.
15. Randomly impersonated Anne Hathaway as Catwoman.
16. Slept Again.
17. Dog wrangled Rufio.
18. Took a picture of boobs to tease Nagisa.
19. Accidently sent it to Chikaru.
20. Got blackmailed by Chikaru.
21. Prank called Chiyo pretending to be a Yakuza.
22. Hid behind couch from girl scouts.
23. Went to Moss Burger.
24. Played Pokémon on Nagisa's 3DS.
25. Took a shower singing Lord of the Rings.
26. Took a picture of UFO.
27. Destroyed camera after figuring out it wasn't a UFO.
28. Pretended to be doing something important when Nagisa got home.
29. Tried to glomp Nagisa, fell down stairs.
30. Fell asleep on Nagisa at couch.