Hallo all!

Let me tell you a story:

Once upon a time, mizzmanga was bored. So, her fan girl mind came up with an Organization XIII Yaoi Story, which you are currently about to read.

Roxas: I honestly don't know why you had to drag me into this… And why do I have to be the main character?! Why must you put me through this trauma?!

mm: 2 reasons. You're Sora's nobody, and you were the first person I saw :D

Roxas: TT_TT

Axel: mizzmanga doesn't own Kingdom Hearts. If she did, the Organization would be crazier than it already is :3

x-Warnings-x

Yaoi/Shounen-Ai/Slash/Whatever you want to call it, Bad Language and OOC-ness (Pretty much every character is at least a bit OOC)

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x-New Life-x

-XIII-

My eyelids fluttered open and looked around, surveying the small grassy clearing around me. Trees surrounded its edge, and an old mansion was to one side of it. Now you may be thinking, 'Strange Boy with the odd hair-do, why were you sleeping in the middle of nowhere?'. My answer would be, I have no idea. To be honest with you, I don't even know who I am. All I know is I have one crazy hair-do and that these clothes reek of flesh, and I, surprisingly, want to know why. Anyway, the point is, I seem to have amnesia.

"Do you seek a purpose…?"

"SHIT!" I cried, jumping a foot into the air. I turned sharply and saw an odd man. He wore a black hooded trench coat, the hood hiding his face.

"You know," I said, looking to the man blankly. "You scared the living heck out of me."

"Yes. I am aware…" He replied.

"Anyway, a name would be nice."

"I am Xemnas, leader of a group of beings called Organization XIII…"

"I meant for me."

"Well then…How about 'Roxas'."

"'Roxas'? What sort of a fucked up name is that? It sounds like a girl's name!"

"Well…" Xemnas said, pulling a piece of paper from his pocket, "That seems to be the only name we have left… Unless you want the name 'Xion'."

My eyes widened. "Um…No thank you! Roxas is fine…"I said, panicking.

"Good… Now, follow me…"

He raised his hand, and a swirl of dark energy appeared. I raised an eyebrow. This dude was messed up. If he was the leader of an Organization then I wondered how crazy its members would be…

-A few minutes later-

"This…is the World that Never Was…" Said Xemnas, raising his arms high into the air.

Even though I'd awoken in daytime, it was night at this place. The buildings were dark and seemed to be empty, save for the furniture inside. A white castle loomed over the other side of the city, with oddly shaped panels floating clockwise around its main tower. Then, the strangest part; the moon lingering in the sky was in the shape of not a circle, not a crescent, but a heart!

Of all things, a God damned heart.

"W-why is the moon shaped like a heart…?"

"It is called Kingdom Hearts; the gathering of a lot of hearts, representing darkness…"

"O…kay?"

Utterly confused, I didn't speak as we walked in the direction of the castle, Xemnas noting me on 'important' landmarks in this strange world.

Time seemed to slow as we got closer to the castle. I felt something in my gut, telling me to run away; either that, or I needed to hurl real bad.

We walked to a cliff on the edge of the city, where I realised that the castle was hanging in mid-air about a mile in front of us.

"How-"

"Watch…"

Xemnas raised his gloved hand, held in a fist, and flicked his wrist so his palm fell open. A swirl of energy appeared, spreading itself from the edge of the cliff to a small opening in the bottom of the castle. I blinked.

Just what the hell was going on here? This place defied all logic…

"Come…" Xemnas said, walking onto the energy-bridge towards the castle. I looked up from my thoughts and dashed to catch up as held open the large, white, door for me…

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-VIII-

"Axel! Give me my book back! Now!"

"Give me one reason why I should, Zexy."

"I thought I told you to stop calling me that!"

I snickered, holding the large novel higher over the shorter non-beings head. He looked up at me through his blue-gray bangs, an annoyed blush upon his face. He snarled at me,

leaping to try and reach the book.

"RAAAAAAAAAWR!" Came a shout from behind me, as I was tackled to the floor, taking Zexion down with me. I dropped VI's novel and it skidded to the other side of the room.

"Dem?"

"Yes?" Came the mulletted boy's reply.

"Get off. We're squashing Zex."

"Aah! I'm sorry Zexy!"

My blonde friend immediately got off me, and I sat up, straddling Zexion, a smirk upon my face.

"You know what, Axel?"

"What, Zexion?"

"If you don't get off right now, I will punch you into next week."

"Don't you mean that you'll get Lexaeus to punch me into next week? After all you are a weak little emo."

"AXEL!"

I laughed and got up, leaving Zexion and Demyx on their own in the library.

Which, of course, my blonde friend would be very pleased with. After all, he's had a 'crush' on Zexion for about 2 weeks now.

"VIII!"

I turned my head to see the member I despised most out of this hell hole; Saix.

"What d'ya want, scar face?"

Saix glared at me.

"Meeting. Now. Go fetch VI and IX, and make your way to the Round Room."

I sighed. Normally, meetings would be a waste of time. Today would probably be the same.

I turned around and re-opened the library door.

"Yo, Dem, Zexy! We have a meeti—Holy Shit?!"

MY EYES! THEY BURN!

"Axel, it's not what it looks like!" Zexion shouted, his face burning up.

Upon entering the room, I'd found the two nobodies in a rather suggestive position upon the floor. Zexion was straddling Demyx on the floor, and said Nocturnes shirt was unbuttoned revealing his well sculpted chest.

I quickly rid myself of shock; this was bound to happen sooner or later, and if it hadn't now, it probably would've happened at an even less convenient time.

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say, Zexy. You two have fun now!" I called smirking, opening the door and exiting. Re-thinking my strategy, I poked my head back through the doorway.

"Oh yeah! Don't forget to use protection!"

I quickly exited, Demyx utterly confused and Zexion bright red with a mixture of embarrassment and anger.

"AXEL!!! Get back here now, I'm gonna kill you!"

I snickered, and opened a dark portal to the Round Room. Things would be interesting around here now…

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There's chapter 1 folks. I hope you enjoyed it :D Remember; every review will be answered and the reviewer gets a free cookie :D

If you have any requests for the story, such as -insert 358/2 Days Character Here- torture, pairings you'd like me to use for a brief time (I have the main ones already) or a mini plot then please include those in your reviews. I'll probably use your ideas if it's within reason, and I'll give credit for it too.

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Character Profile – Roxas

Weapon: Keyblade

Power: Light

Age: 14-15

Roxas is our stories hero. He's probably the only sane one in Organization XIII, as you will see in later chapters. At the moment, all of his priorities are messed up, and he doesn't yet know the ups and downs of the World That Never Was. He suffers from amnesia and doesn't remember what happened in his life up until he met Xemnas. He finds the goings on of the Organization incredibly odd and absolutely refuses to take any part in Axel, Demyx and Xion's madness. He dislikes Vexen and Larxene, due to their thoughts of him being incapable. Roxas finds his new life odd, and is un-willing to settle down to it, but maybe Axel will help him to become accustomed…

Preview –

"He smells like flesh! I think we should throw him where he belongs; the sewers!"

"What's a Keyblade?"

"Wow... I didn't know you liked that sort of stuff Vexen!"

See you next time :D

-mizzmanga