Have you ever wondered where the main characters store they're items, being that legally naked animals don't have any pockets (Unless they are kangaroos but I Haven't really seen them running around) were do they hide them? Well I am here to tell you, they store it right up they're ass crack. I'm serious where does Shadow hide his emerald, sure as hell not in his pockets, or his hair, so therefore the only logical explanation is they're ass. Another example, Amy and her piko piko hammer, she claims that she has never leaves without it so it's right up her ass. Just think how long it must have taken to perfect ass storage, it must be a good trait to have. Now that I think about it maybe they all like the feeling of anal. Sonic always turns down Amy… now it all makes sense, maybe Sonic is gay. Well we will have to wait until they make a new Sonic series to find out.