The Galaxy was in trouble. Daryl Vader and his inquisitions were hunting all the Jedis until extinction. Luckily, a few Jedi survived. But they were hiding.

One young boy, Ezra Bridger, is a young man living in the planet when empire people attacked. Luckily, he met kanan, a rogue Jesus that escaped persecution. Now they had to help the people from rogue one steel the plans to the ultimate weapon. The Death Star.

Darts Vader and his armies were planning to use the Death Star to blow up planets.

Ezra smiled. Kanan smirked. "We need to stop the plans from being made."

"Why do that?" Asked a woman. It was Assoka Tana. She came in the room. "When we can stop it all before it happens." After all, she was fulcrumb.

"How asked Jyn Urso." Cassian smirked and said "we need to go back in time."

Sabine was like ok. Helium Sendulla was a twilek general pilot for the rebellion. She flew the group into space to go through the wormhole of truth.

"Belelelelelelelelelelebaloop," said the wormhole.

Ezra and Assoka woke up to see Jesus everywhere. "This is before Order 66 happened" she said.

"Oh. That explains why there are so many Jesus masters walking around. It worked! It's 1977!" Ezra cheered, realizing the first Star Wars movie hadn't come out yet.

Kanan laughed until he grinned like the happiest kid on a weekend with their uncle in the summer at a pool. Suddenly, a sniper rifle shot him.

K2 Eso was a black robot with a strong gun. It was made of metal. "Destroy it all." He yelled while sniping.

Only then and there did Assoka understand the truth. She WAS the pregnancy of padme. She was...her mom. In order to stop padme from marrying a napkin skywalker, Assoka had to kill herself.

Ezra held her as Assoka died. "Oh no." He said as earth Vader and his minions attacked. They were yellow and wore overalls.

I got this", said gin Urso. She shot all the minions and ran away.

Darth Vader started to fade away. Not because he was defeated, but because he no longer existed because his wife was never born. Therefore, he was a lie. A figment. A dead man.

Ezra cried for the dead people and used his magic shoes to teleport the gang home. They had a massive funeral for ass hookah and a wedding for Ezra and Sabine.

That night, Sabine and Ezra collected each other's bodies and made great sex. He cupped her mandela armored breasts and kissed her ear. She giggled and grabbed his bottom with flesh piercing nails.

Sabines orgasmic yells filled every hall in the Jedi temple. Everyone heard her go, "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUAAAAAAAAAUAAAAAAA OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD!"

After the sex, Sabine cuddled up to Ezra. "You did a good job."

Thank you, but something is wrong.

"What?" She asked while putting her armored pajamas on.

"The Jedi are back. But how can we stop the evil of darkness from consuming the trifecta of intergalactic economics?"

"With hope," giggled Sabine. She laced up her magenta lingerie and wrapped her arms around him. "Now make like a Jedi and fuck me silly."

Ezra smirked. "Ok"

Kanan watched as the too teens had sex. "That's my boy." He cried. "That's my boy". He pulled out a portrait of yoda. "You'd be proud of him, Master."

Yodas ghost touched Kanan's shoulder and said, "I never left, big boy."

The end