Summary: Jane leaves Kingdom Kippernium to another castle faraway with Dragon for a new knight course. What new adventures will she seek? And could there be a man that will open her heart to love? Read and find out!
Rating: T and up! (Some curse words, but not too extreme)

Chapter 1: Goodbye, my dear friend

Today is Jane's last day in the castle. Why you may ask? Simply because I want it to be. Tomorrow morning she and Dragon will leave to another kingdom called: Kingdom Doughnuts. Legend says that when someone enters Kingdom Doughnuts nobody comes back alive or dead. It's a mystery around the land and if you're smart enough you'll stay away from that region. But not Jane. I suppose you can say that her hair instead of growing out it grows in and, when I mean in, I mean inside of her head to her brain. Although her unruly and tangled hair doesn't matter in this story, not even the lice that live inside her tresses matter in this story because it's not about her or Dragon. Don't worry we will get to that next chapter.

Where was I? Oh yes, Kingdom Doughnuts. People around the land wonder why all the citizens of that kingdom are so fat. Some say that an old witch cast a spell on them because when King Sprinklesak, the king of Kingdom Doughnuts, tricked the old witch into creating the finest dessert in exchange he will give a small portion of land to the witch so she will die happily. But King Sprinklesak grew too greedy for his own good and all he wanted was more of that mysterious dessert that the witch had created for him. He grew mad in hunger and wanting and when the witch said she will no longer create the dessert, he went total berserk, killing half of the people in the castle. The only way to stop him was to make the deadly pastry. In which she did, but he forgot all about the old witch and his promise to her. The land was given to a young baker so he can build a big house just for the making of the dessert to the king and his people.

But the mystery that goes underneath that sinister kingdom will not stop Jane from going on. Oh, it won't do. Once when she was in her travels in a faraway land with Dragon she stopped at a local bar to quench her thirst. What she heard in that small building changed her life forever. Two middle-aged men were talking about a kingdom with a deadly curse that no one dares to enter. At this Jane's curiosity increased greatly and listened to the private conversation. Both men mention about a special program about knighthood that is the best of the entire world. At once she knew that she will need to go there, even if she didn't know if it was true or not. It didn't matter to her; she just needed to go as if her dear life depended on it! Besides in the end she would figure out if was all lies or truths and if it was lies … no, it cannot be lies since all men tell the truth and only the truth. She left the bar without paying and went to find dragon.

"Hey did you see that girl? With the smelly red hair?" One of the men from earlier stated to his companion in front of him. "The one who did not pay the bill?"

"What of her, lad?"

"Oh, nothin'. It just that I suddenly have this urge to buy her a comb to brush her tangles and then put them into braids and pet them all night long." He shrugged. "I do not know how or why, but I think that lass seems like a trustworthy person."

"Fool. She is a knight and knights are not trustworthy." Both men nodded at this statement.

Now to the present. Everyone knows of what Jane desires to do since that is all that she keeps babbling about all day and night. At first everyone was opposed to her ludicrous idea. Her parents, the king and queen, Princess Lavinia, her peasant friends, especially the jester, Sir Theodore and Sir Ivan, even Gunther were opposed of the idea. Upset Prince Cuthbert since he did not really care for such silly things. But all Jane ever did was whine and whine and whine some more. It was devastating for their poor ears and the headaches would never stop. So everyone in the castle went to King Caradoc and demanded to exile Jane out of the kingdom, at least for a while, so they can have their peace that they once lost. Reluctantly the king sighed and nodded his head slowly. There goes to title of being the only king in the land to have a female squire in the entire kingdom. Everyone cheered, cried and laughed; meanwhile King Caradoc looked at Sir Ivan imagining him in a dress with very pretty makeup.

And that is how everything got resolved. Jane with Dragon will discover Kingdom Doughnuts and train in their kingdom with their special knight program (and see if everyone in there is actually fat). I suppose it's true that constant whining will solve everything.

Tomorrow has become today and today is the end. At least Jane's end.

"Bye everyone! I will miss all of you!" Jane shouts with her knapsack ready and Dragon by her side. She looks around and sees only that Jester and the pig has come to say or squeal their farewells. It didn't really matter to Jane since she knew that King Caradoc is an evil king in disguise that locks everyone up so her dear friends can't see her departure. "I promise to write and to become stronger."

Only the pig squeals once and left. Jester just sighs, covers his hat on his face and leaves, but not before hitting the stone wall and yells.

"They must be really sad that I'm leaving. Oh, Dragon I pity them I really do. I mean I know that Gunther secretly likes me, but his father will always stand in the way so our love will never blossom. Smithy hot bod will miss my body since muscle and scrawny always go together. The gardener will now stink the whole palace more than me since I always see him rolling in your dung Dragon. Although I will miss looking at Pepper's boobs. She has freaking big boobs at the age of twelve and here I am flat as an iron-board. So yes I pity her for having boobs and no one will take her seriously, not even Rake!"

"So you are telling me that the life of the cook is damned because of something that she cannot control and that is natural in a woman?"

"Yes!"

"Fair enough… let us go then. I'm tired of hearing you whine and dear God I hope there is running water in the kingdom we are going 'cause girl, you smelly." Dragon flips his wings, getting ready to take flight. Jane jumps on his bare back.

"Hm, Dragon I have never heard someone talk in the same way as you did just now or use those bizarre words."

"Get used to it. BITCH!"

If you would look up in the sky you would wonder if you just saw a dragon. But no, dragon do not exist only in the fairytales, as in the prince kills the dragon to save the beautiful blonde princess (they always have to be blonde). You'll look again with refreshed eyes and see it was just a simple bird flying to its nest.

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