Everything Wrong with Sherlock's Day

by Jurassic Lion

Inspired by the CinemaSins Video: As part of an agreement with the British Court Sherlock Holmes has agreed to submit daily journals to his probation officer in order to spot certain behavioral triggers. May God help him. *Loose canon, post Series 3, JohnxMary, Sherlock parody*

1. Day 1

1. Woke up.

2. Performed ballistics test.

3. Accidently shot John in the foot.

4. Took John to the hospital.

5. Ignored text from Mycroft.

6. Dissected spider.

7. Looked at pictures of women on John's laptop.

8. Fought a ninja.

9. Kicked girl scouts out after they tried selling cookies.

10. Went to the morgue to look at corpses.

11. Noticed Molly's purple lipstick.

12. Went to Scotland Yard to solve case of businessman murdered by ninja clan.

13. Went back home in cab.

14. Took hot shower looking pissed off.

15. Got yelled at for walking around in bed sheet by Mrs. Hudson.

16. Went with John and girlfriend No. 274 to Chinese food place.

17. Forgot her name was Mary.

18. Solved riddle sent from Moriarty.

19. Unintentionally averted nuclear attack on London at the same time.

20. Beat up angry youths with a yo yo.

21. Went atop MI6 headquarters to contemplate things.

22. Ran into weird blonde guy in a suit.

23. Ignored texts from Irene.

24. Bought donuts.

25. Gave Molly donuts to look at corpse again.

26. Strangled corpse.

27. Went back home and played violin.

28. Woke up John and girlfriend 274 while they had sex.

29. Continued playing violin.

30. Ignored orders from Mycroft to go to Buckingham Palace.