THe FOurty MInute REhab SEssion
"Hello everybody, my name is Veronica, I will be you counselor for the next 40 minutes. I think it would be nice if we all go around in a circle and introduce ourselves to each other and tell why you're here. OK." said in a very chipper and annoying voice. Turns to person sitting next to her and says, "You start."
"WHY the HELL do I have TO START!!!"
"Now, Now," Veronica soothingly says.
"FINEILL DO IT!! My name is Kris. NO its not spelled with a C but a K. GET IT RIGHT!! I HAVE AN ANGER problem, at least that's what THEY say. But I'm NOT. HAPPY NOW??? I SAID IT NOW GET off MY CASE!!"
"Ok, that's good, next."
"Hi…my name…is…Michael. I..Uh..*COUGH*…Don't…really…know…why… I'm here..uh*Swallow*…but…you know…haha..im..uh…here..So i…uh guess…uh..im here because…uh…"
"Will just say why your fucking here and get it over with so that THE shitheads next to you will say there shit so we can ALL get the fuck out of here and I can go the Fuck HOME????" said by…none other than Kris.
"OK, Kris.. I need you to do me a favor and just CALM down. And next time use more FeeLING words. OK? Next." Veronica
**mumbles**"fuck you"
*says rather quickly* "Do you really want me to start? What do you want me to say? Should I say my name first or say a greeting and then my name? Or do you want me to say why I'm here and then say my name, or do you want me to say a greeting, say my name and tell why I'm here?."
*Breaths deeply* "just say your name and tell why you're here."
*says rather quickly* "When I say my name should I say just my first name or my first and my last? Or do you want me to say my whole name? Cause Im not sure."
*interrupts* "JUST SAY YOUR FUCKING FIRST NAME AND WHY THE FUCK YOUR FUCKING HERE IN THIS FUCKING PLACE FILLED WITH FUCKING LUNITICS."
Guess who said that??
"Oh yes.. feeling words…good..but now Kris, please calm down and let the next person go."
"WHATEVER JUST AS LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO SPEND ANYMORE TIME HERE THAN I HAVE TO!!!"
"Next", chirperly says Veronica.
"Hi my NAME is LINGO, but my mom calls me BINGO.."
"Really?"
"NO"
*mumbles* o..k..
"THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU SAY IT??" Kris
"Because is sounded nice and it rhymes"
"Oh God, HELP MEEEE"
"So go on" veronica
*says very calmly and steadily * "Im clinically depressed, am a sociopath, a sadistic masochist, accused of staring at certain things of anybody I meet, Ive been in and out of hospitals since I was eight and did I mention that I like that dress your wearing"
"Uh..Why thank you.... *hesitates*… Next"
"HI..my name is Micah…and…i have a friend…"
"Whats his name??" Lingo Bingo Dude
"Fonz"
"So Micah why are you here?" Veronica
"I am obsessed with the Fonz"
"THE Fonz?"
"..Uh…Yes"
"OK"
"Why are you obsessed with the Fonz?" Lingo Bingo Dude
*says w/a shaky voice* "He brings me pleasure"
Lingo Bingo Dude Whispers "interesting" mouth twitches with a grin and gazes at Micah with an interested look
"KEEP THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SICK, PERVERTED QUEER FREAK(S)!!!!!!!!" Kris, panic-stricken, jumps out of his chair and runs to the door and pulls on the handle and finds it locked. SCREAMS psychotically for about twenty seconds and slowly collapses down onto the floor in a little ball and starts whimpering.
"OooHH, did I mention I took the liberty…of padlocking the door" Lingo Bingo Dude… licks his lips and smiles.
****AND THE NIGHT HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN***
"Hello everybody, my name is Veronica, I will be you counselor for the next 40 minutes. I think it would be nice if we all go around in a circle and introduce ourselves to each other and tell why you're here. OK." said in a very chipper and annoying voice. Turns to person sitting next to her and says, "You start."
"WHY the HELL do I have TO START!!!"
"Now, Now," Veronica soothingly says.
"FINEILL DO IT!! My name is Kris. NO its not spelled with a C but a K. GET IT RIGHT!! I HAVE AN ANGER problem, at least that's what THEY say. But I'm NOT. HAPPY NOW??? I SAID IT NOW GET off MY CASE!!"
"Ok, that's good, next."
"Hi…my name…is…Michael. I..Uh..*COUGH*…Don't…really…know…why… I'm here..uh*Swallow*…but…you know…haha..im..uh…here..So i…uh guess…uh..im here because…uh…"
"Will just say why your fucking here and get it over with so that THE shitheads next to you will say there shit so we can ALL get the fuck out of here and I can go the Fuck HOME????" said by…none other than Kris.
"OK, Kris.. I need you to do me a favor and just CALM down. And next time use more FeeLING words. OK? Next." Veronica
**mumbles**"fuck you"
*says rather quickly* "Do you really want me to start? What do you want me to say? Should I say my name first or say a greeting and then my name? Or do you want me to say why I'm here and then say my name, or do you want me to say a greeting, say my name and tell why I'm here?."
*Breaths deeply* "just say your name and tell why you're here."
*says rather quickly* "When I say my name should I say just my first name or my first and my last? Or do you want me to say my whole name? Cause Im not sure."
*interrupts* "JUST SAY YOUR FUCKING FIRST NAME AND WHY THE FUCK YOUR FUCKING HERE IN THIS FUCKING PLACE FILLED WITH FUCKING LUNITICS."
Guess who said that??
"Oh yes.. feeling words…good..but now Kris, please calm down and let the next person go."
"WHATEVER JUST AS LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO SPEND ANYMORE TIME HERE THAN I HAVE TO!!!"
"Next", chirperly says Veronica.
"Hi my NAME is LINGO, but my mom calls me BINGO.."
"Really?"
"NO"
*mumbles* o..k..
"THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU SAY IT??" Kris
"Because is sounded nice and it rhymes"
"Oh God, HELP MEEEE"
"So go on" veronica
*says very calmly and steadily * "Im clinically depressed, am a sociopath, a sadistic masochist, accused of staring at certain things of anybody I meet, Ive been in and out of hospitals since I was eight and did I mention that I like that dress your wearing"
"Uh..Why thank you.... *hesitates*… Next"
"HI..my name is Micah…and…i have a friend…"
"Whats his name??" Lingo Bingo Dude
"Fonz"
"So Micah why are you here?" Veronica
"I am obsessed with the Fonz"
"THE Fonz?"
"..Uh…Yes"
"OK"
"Why are you obsessed with the Fonz?" Lingo Bingo Dude
*says w/a shaky voice* "He brings me pleasure"
Lingo Bingo Dude Whispers "interesting" mouth twitches with a grin and gazes at Micah with an interested look
"KEEP THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SICK, PERVERTED QUEER FREAK(S)!!!!!!!!" Kris, panic-stricken, jumps out of his chair and runs to the door and pulls on the handle and finds it locked. SCREAMS psychotically for about twenty seconds and slowly collapses down onto the floor in a little ball and starts whimpering.
"OooHH, did I mention I took the liberty…of padlocking the door" Lingo Bingo Dude… licks his lips and smiles.
****AND THE NIGHT HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN***