Okay...so almost 2 years ago, a friend and I started writing this AMAZING FMA RP story...Now in that story, Roy is ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of dogs...(Contradictory to his "I LOVE DOGS" statement in the original FMA) This is how it happened. They're like...kids. ROYAIIIIIIII
*Flashback begins*
Havoc: HAND ME THE PAPER! I WANT TO MAKE AN AIRPLANE TO THROW AT MAES'S HEAD!
Roy: Why do you want to do that?
Havoc: Cause I'm bored.
Hawkeye: Moron *Slaps him upside the head*
Roy: BITCH SLAPPED! *Laughs*
Havoc: HEY!
Hawkeye: No more paper airplanes for ME to clean up.
Roy: You were just TOLD by a girl, Jean! HA!
Havoc: SHUT UP ROOOOOY!
Roy: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND MY NAME? ITS NOT THAT FUNNY!
Fuery: Hey guys...look what my mom just got me for my birthday! *Walks in with a dog in his arms*
Hawkeye: Hey Kain...happy birthday *Hugs him*
Roy: Yeah! Happy birthday, dude! *Jumps in the air and does a stupid pose*
Fuery: Hahaha thanks!
Havoc: Happy birthday, cry baby.
Fuery: I'm not a cry baby.
Roy: Aww! Stop being mean, JEAAAAAAAAN!
*Hughes leaning in a chair sleeping*
Roy: CAN I WAKE HIM THIS TIME?
Hawkeye: *sigh* Go ahead...
Roy: WHOOOOOOOOO! *Runs over to Maes* Hehehehehehehe *Really fast hyper laugh* *Pushes the chair over* Heheheheheheehehehehehehehehe!*Hyper active laugh*
Maes: AHHH! *Sits up* GOD DAMNIT ROY! *Rubs his head*
Hawkeye: Lets not kill anyone now ADHD positive *Messes his hair*
Roy: Hey... You said I could wake him! *Sings* I PICK ALL MY SKIRTS, TO BE A LITTLE TOO SEXY! JUST LIKE ALL MY THOUGHTS THEY ALWAYS GET A BIT NAUGHTY!
*Boys laugh*
*Riza stands there*
Hawkeye: *Edward sigh*
Roy: WHEN I'M OUT TO WIN MY GIRLS, I ALWAYS PLAY A BIT BITCHY! CANT CHANGE THE WAY I AM! SEXY, NAUGHTY, BITCHY ME! I'M THE KIND OF BOY GUYS DON'T LIKE... I'M THE KIND GIRLS FANTASIZE! I'M THE KIND YOUR MOMMY AND DADDY WERE AFRAID YOU'D TURN TO BE OUT LIKE! I MAY SEEM UNAPPROUCHABLE! BUT THAT'S ONLY TO THE GIRLS THAT DON'T HAVE IT RIGHT, APPROUCH THEM RIGHT, THAT MAKES A GUY LIKE ME WANT TO HOP IN THE ROAD. LADY'S AND GENTLEMAN, OH WHEN A GUY IS COOL, WITH A SEXUALITY, I'M ONE GUY BUT TWO LOVES, THE ENVY-O TYPE, GUYS LIKE STAYING HOME AND BEING INNOCENT.
*Havoc and Hughes DYING of laughter*
Hawkeye: *face palm* Idiots...
Roy: *hyper laugh* I AM BORED!
Hawkeye: I can tell...
Roy: I AM ROY AND I AM AWESOME!
Havoc: WATAAAAAAAAAA!
Roy: *Epic pose*
Hughes: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hawkeye: Roy come on...lets get going...my dad will be looking for us soon.
Roy: AWWWW COME ON! I'M HAVING FUN!
Kain: *The dog licks his face*
Roy: *Jumps around* I AM A BUNNY RABBIT!
Hawkeye: Roy!
Roy: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Hawkeye: You're being stupid...
Roy: I AM NOT STUPID! *Stops and looks at her in an Edward mad face*
Hawkeye: *Sigh* Please before my dad gets annoyed... *Sweet*
Roy: *Walks up to her, looking up at her*
Hawkeye: He's gonna yell at us again. You being so short, he'll step on you.
Roy: *Freaks out* I'M NOT SHORT! [Yes and this is why he makes fun of Edward too!]
*The dog growls and gets loose from Kain*
*To protect Riza, he bites Roy*
*In the butt*
Roy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*His teeth sinking through*
Roy: GET THE DAMN DOG OFF ME! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Fuery: BAD BOY! *Tries to get him off*
Roy: GET HIM OFF! GET HIM OFF!
Hawkeye: CALM DOWN ROY!
Roy: IT'S TEETH ARE SINKING INTO MY FLESH! I CANT CALM DOWN! *Cries* GET IT OFF!
Hawkeye: *Looks at you worried* Kain, get it off!
Fuery: I'm trying...
Hawkeye: GOD! *Goes up to the dog and kicks it off*
*Not hard*
Hawkeye: BAD BOY!
*The dog hides its face in fear*
Roy: C...can...we go now...
Hawkeye: Roy...*Holds him while he cries*
Roy: P...ppllleaaasee...
Fuery: Ifm sorry Roy...hefs never gonna do it again.
Hawkeye: He better not...or I will kick him harder!
*The dog comes up to Riza and licks her leg, in a sorry way*
Hawkeye: Come on Roy...
*He's bleeding*
Roy: O...oo...kk..ay...
*She puts her hand on his butt where its bleeding*
Havoc: AHAHAHAHA!
Hawkeye: OH SHUT UP!
Hawkeye: You ok Roy?
Roy: Y...y..yeeaahh...
Hawkeye: Does it hurt?
Roy: Yes...
Hawkeye: Come on...lets go...
Roy: Ok...
*At home*
*Roy's laying on his stomach on the bed*
*Riza is treating his bite*
Hawkeye: This is gonna hurt a little...*Pulls his pants down a little*
Roy: O...ok...
Riza: *Blushes* *Takes the wet cloth and dabs the bite*
Roy: *Grips the bed*
Hawkeye: Cute butt...*Serious tone, dabbing his wound*
Roy: Ye-yeah...well that cute butt was just chomped on by a dog!
Hawkeye: You're gonna be fine... It went in pretty deep.
Roy: Yeah! I think I know that!
Hawkeye: Calm down...
Roy: *Breathes and stuffs his head into the bed*
Hawkeye: There...done.
Roy: T...thanks...
Hawkeye: Can you sit up?
Roy: I...don't know...
Hawkeye: Come on...try...I'm right here...
Roy: Ok...*Gets up and sits*
Hawkeye: There...*smiles*
Roy: S-stupid...dog..
Hawkeye: You freaked out...*smiling*
Roy: YOU CALLED ME SHORT!
Hawkeye: Only because you are...Hahaha...Oh stop it...I'm kidding.
Roy: *Fuming a bit*
Hawkeye: Hahaha. He's home *sigh*
*Hears hear the car door*
Roy: G-great...I don't really feel like telling him I was bit in the butt by a dog... I don't need the humiliation...
Berthold: What happened? *Walks in*
Hawkeye: A...Alchemy training. Roy was practicing...like he's supposed to... *Says with teeth clenched together* *Nervously* And he...was...working so hard, he burned himself...yeah!
Berthold: In the...butt?
Hawkeye: Ha-ha yeah...
Roy: *Sigh* No...
Berthold: What happened *not convinced*
Roy: I was bit in the butt by a dog...
Berthold: A...dog?
Roy: Yes... sir...a dog...
Hawkeye: *Face palm* Should have stuck with my storyc
Roy: *Stares at the bed*
Berthold: HAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Roy: GO AHEAD! LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I COULD CARE LESS! *Childish tone*
Berthold: A DOG!
Hawkeye: Stop dad, he really got hurt!
Roy: LET HIM LAUGH! I DONT GIVE A DAMN!
Hawkeye: *Sigh*
Berthold: OH WOW HAHAHAHHAA! That's great!
Roy: GREAT, GLAD YOU'RE HAPPY! *Arms crossed*
Hawkeye: Come on Roy, lets go inside.
Berthold: No wonder the dog was able to bite you there! HAHAHAHAH!
Roy: *Freaks* I'M NOT SHORT I LIVE IN A BIG WORLD, DAMNIT! THE DOG COULD JUMP! I'M NOT SHORT!
Berthold: Hahaha alright, alright... *Walks away laughing*
Roy: GRRRRRR!
Hawkeye: That's enough Roy...
Roy: *Edward sigh*
Hawkeye: Do you want me to make you something to eat?
Roy: I... I'm fine... for now...
Hawkeye: Alright...*looks down*
*looks back up, kisses him on the head*
*FIRST TIME*
Hawkeye: Its alright...you'll be fine...
Roy: O-kay...I just...don't like being made fun of... you know?
Hawkeye: *smiles* You're nothing to make fun of. You're perfect...I mean...you're...*nervous* Um..
Roy: You ok? *Looks up at her*
Hawkeye: Yeah...I'm fine *blushing*
Roy: Thanks for... taking care of me...I appreciate it...A lot...
*The dog walks in*
Hawkeye: Hey Rose *Pets the dog*
Roy: *Backs up quickly on the bed*
Hawkeye; *Looks at him*
Roy: *Stands in a ninja pose*
Hawkeye: Aww...Hahaha...you're scared of her
Roy: D...dd...DOG!
Hawkeye: She's not gonna bite you.
Roy: S-sss...still! I'M NOT TAKING MY CHANCES! *Still in ninja mode*
*Riza picks up the dog*
Hawkeye: She's harmless you, know that.
Roy: I THOUGHT KAIN'S DOG WAS TOO!
Hawkeye: You scared him that's all.
Hawkeye: Come on... *Puts the dog on the bed*
Roy: *Jumps off the bed like a cat*
Hawkeye: You're afraid of dogs now...
Roy: *Hides in a closet* I...I-I'm...T...tt...terriiiiffiieed...
Hawkeye: Awwww it's ok...
Roy: *On the floor in the darkest corner of the closet*
Hawkeye: She's harmless Roy...she wont hurt you.
Roy: I'm not coming out until she's gone! *Far back corner of the closet*
Hawkeye: *sigh* Alright...*Lets the dog out* *Closes the door*
Hawkeye: She's gone.
Roy: *Opens the door slowly* *A small tear runs down his face quickly*
*Riza runs up to him and kneels down*
Hawkeye: Roy...*Wipes his tear with her thumb* It's alright...I'm right here...nothing's gonna hurt you.
Roy: O...ok...I believe you...
Hawkeye: *Hugs him*
*Flashback ends*