A/N: Hey this is meh first story so tell meh if it really stunk or if it was good. Also I's talk a little weird (That's where Bella gets it) so please put up with meh. The characters a OOC and it could have some spoilers in the future. . .Also Bella is not a vampire but married to Edward. . .no Nessie. . .OMG! LOOK MEH FIRST SPOILER! Lol otay so now's I's going to shut up and let you read!
Regular-Bella Italics-Alice Bold-Edward Bold and Italics-Emmett Underlined and Bold-Carlisle
*In the Volvo*
Bella is something wrong?
I think you should slow down. . .
Bella you always think I should slow down. . .
OHMYGOSH! A DOG!
*Bella grabs the wheel and yanks it to the left which drives the Volvo into a tree*
BELLA!
*Bella is knocked out and Edward runs her to Carlisle*
Is Bella alright?
She seems alright. I think she may just have a concussion. . .
POOR BELLA! THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU EVER LISTEN TO BELLA!
*Bella wakes up and looks very confuzzled*
Bella how do you fell?
*Bella looks from Edward to Carlisle to Alice*
Where is I?
Bella you're in Edward's room.
*Bella's eyes widened and she falls off the couch*
*Edward, Alice, and Carlisle* BELLA!
*She starts rolling around in the floor giggling*
I's gots you's all!
Bella don't do that!
Um. . .why is she talking all funny like?
WEE!!!
*She jumps out the window but Edward quickly catches her*
BELLA WHY'D YOU JUMP OUT THE WINDOW?!?!?!
Cause I's hungry. . .
BUT WHY'D YOU JUMP OUT THE WINDOW?!?!?!
CAUSE I'S WAS GOING TO GO GETTA MUFFIN!
Okay but don't jump out the window next time. . .
*Bella runs into the kitchen squealing and runs straight into Emmett*
Hey Bella did you finally wake up?
Teddy! Let's go play with grizzlies!
*Edward runs into the room with a shocked expression on his face*
You have to ask Edward first!
Please Eddy!
YOU WILL CERTAINLY-
THANKS EDDY!
*She grabs Emmett and pulls him out of the kitchen and both of them run into Alice*
Bella you're not going grizzle hunting!
*Bella and Emmett*BUT WHY?!?!?!
Cause you're in no shape to go!
YOU'S NOT FUN SO I'S GOING TO MAKE YOU FUNNIFIED!
*Alice jumps up and down squealing*
OKAY LET'S GO AND HUNT SOME GRIZZLIES!!!
*Bella, Alice, and Emmett run towards the door but Edward is standing in their way*
Carlisle will you please sedate her!
Come her Bella. . .
*Carlisle holds up a shot and Bella eyes the needle*
NOES! YOU'S NEVER GOING TO TAKE MEH ALIVE!!!
*She rolls on the ground and jumps out another window but Edward runs outside and drags her back in*
WHY DO YOU'S TORTURE MEH EDDY?!?!?!?!
*Carlisle sticks her with the needle*
It's for your own good Bella. . .
But I's. . .didn't even get. . .MEH MUFFIN!
*Edward looks at Alice and Emmett who where standing aside*
I'm going to give you a five minute head start. . .
*They take off running and Edward follows them quickly*
WHAT ABOUT OUR FIVE MINUTE HEAD START?!?!?!
Five minutes, five seconds who can really tell. . .
I'S WANT MEH MUFFIN!!!
A/N: Well that's meh first chapter in a hope-to-be story I's will want to continue. . .Also this is inspired by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter's story Notes Galore! so it may seem similar. . .Well otay now REVIEW! ;p