Disclaimer: I don't own 'em. Never have, never will.

Summery: This is the dream I had the other night. Mock me and diiiiie...

Pairings: Although this isn't a REAL pairing (There were no "special" pairings in my

dream), I'd have to say it's Lucius and Draco.

Dedicated to: Mr. JJ, my Significant Other.....muwahaha

I'm in a Hogwarts classroom, taught by none other than Severus Snape...oh

goody. Snape is teaching the class on how to masturbate using their magical powers.

Draco can not quite get the hang of it. Harry, on the other hand, gets it done

perfectly on the first try (hmm...makes you wonder what these people do in their free

time).

Draco suddenly gets flustered and screams at Harry, "WELL LET'S SEE YOU

TRY IT, POTTER!!!!!!!"

At that moment, Lucius Malfoy walks into the room. He walks up to Draco, and

raises his right eyebrow. He stands there for awhile, and then says, "Son, I'll give

you....private....lessons."

THE END