The Completely Random Story of Torture
L- Lexi Kitsune (Me) F- Foxi Okami (My Muse)
F- Hi! Foxi here, the King of Randomness and Comedy! Lexi and I are making a comedy fic where we completely torture anyone but Numbuh 5, 'cause she's cool, baby!
L- Leave me out of this. It was your idea. It's on my account, but it's your story. Well, I'm a calm and depressed authoress, and you don't wanna cross me. Oh, and SOMEONE, I choose this story to exact my revenge for your reckless reviews.
F- YAY! Revenge! Laughs evilly, then falls over
L- He's an idiot, but I still love him. Okay, I think it's time to go over the warnings. Foxi-sama?
F- Please, Foxi-kun. Okay, Lexi is VERY DANGEROUS for a 13-yr-old. She is very depressed, and constantly thinks about death. If you hurt her, physically or emotionally, I will kill you. You have been warned. If you have any brain at all, you know that authors and authoresses have great power. Watch you're back!
L- Thank you, Foxi-kun. Peaceful smile
F- OH MY GAWD! I MADE YOU SMILE! OH MY GAWD! I'm not a complete failure! YEEEEEESSSSS! Runs around screaming
L- nods, smirking Okay, Foxi-sama, he's my best friend. Touch him and you die. He is very dangerous himself. He can be very evil too, so be careful. He has a lot of friends, like Super Saien Goku, Sailor Jupiter, WOOHP spy Alex, and PPG Blossom. His family is even more dangerous, with siblings such as, Inuyasha, Hawk Girl, Shaman Horo Horo, Ron Stoppable, and Digi-Destined Tai. Be very careful. The only one he won't attack is me. Good Luck.
F- Foxi-KUN! You are my best friend! Foxi-kun! Pouts You are MY kobito!
L- death glare Do you know what kobito means?
F- blinks Uhhm, no. I think it means BBF?
L- it means lover. So no, you're not my kobito. You have Heart, remember? Heart is © to my friend Lauren Tailor, a friend of mine.
F- Oh. Yeah. I forgot.
L- rolls eyes You are impossible.
F- You still love me, right?
L- Right. Smiles
F- YAY! Glomps
L- Hxl... can't... breathe...
F- Oh! Gomen! Lets go
L- doesn't move
F- LEXI! WAKE UP! OH, HOW DID MY CPR TRAINING GO?!?
L- wakes up Don't even think about it.
F- LEXI! glomps gently
L- smiles Much better.
F- beams
L- Well this has been a bit too long for my liking. Foxi-kun?
F- Right! Lexi and I do not own KND, or anything related.
L- Okay, say it.
F- On with the fic!
L- Good boy. Have a cookie.
F- YAY! Stuffs cookie in his mouth
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One fateful Saturday night, the KND made another mistake, but this one was not on accident...
1- Okay, we've got a code yellow mission. The under ground mansion nearby is holding thousands of kids and torturing them! We've got to go rescue them!
KND- cheers
4- Wasn't that place under kid-control last time we checked?
1- We got a message from Operatives 10.6 and 10.7! Isn't that enough for you? Starts screaming obscenities
4- 0.0 yes.
Okie Dokie, Let's go! =^-^= Skips out the door
Something's wrong with Numbuh 1... 0.o
starts singing the rainbow monkey song
Everyone within vicinity- 0.o?
5-Something's DEFINITLY wrong with Numbuh 1...
Numbuh 2! COME GET THIS BLASTED THING WORKING!
Right away, captain! Scrambles to start his new machine
Ya know what, Numbuh 4?
4- Wot'?
3- I think we're gonna die.
4-nods Yep.
5-Numbuh 5 ain't worried. She's the authoresses' fav.smirks
4-Next to me, of course.
1-3- X.X
They fly to the under ground mansion, and Numbuh 1 acts even weirder, if that's even a word...
BWAAAHHHAAAAHHHHAA! STUPID 2 THROUGH 4! YOU'VE FALLEN RIGHT INTO MY TRAP! laughs some more
2-5- 0.o Huh?
5- 2 through 4? What about 5?
Well, I can't laugh at you, because you're the authoresses' favorite.
5- Coo'.
blows up
All- 0.o Okay...
L- Welcome Kids Next Door.
F- Hi!
Remaining KND- Hi...
L- Well, Robo-Numbuh-1 is, or I guess, was right. This was a trap, set by your fellow operatives. My friends Numbuh 9g2G, Dynasty-San, Adrian, Monica, and Sailor Venus will be here soon to help torture you. Foxi and I have already started on Numbuh 1, since we kidnapped him early.
F- Also, some of Lexi's OC's will come soon! Lesse, there's 5 demons, a robot, Her other muses, a fairy, a lizard, 2 humans, and her Pokemon, who can conveniently talk. Wow. What a load.
L- Yep. All we've got to do is wait for our guests to show up. Numbuh 5, will you do us the honor of helping us torture your friends?
5-Okay. Numbuh 3 broke my CD player last week.
3-All KND members (except 5) is chained to a wall
L- Well, nice little trap, don't you think? It was Foxi-kun's idea.
F- beams
L- If anyone wants to be in my fic, please send what you look like, and give yourself a numbuh. You don't have to do the Numbuh part, though. You must include your fav animal, your fav name that you don't have, and you hair and eye color.
F- SOMEONE, in the next chappie, YOU GONNA DIE, BABY! Laughs evilly
L- gives evil smile Good Luck, SOMEONE, you're gonna need it.
I hate you.
L- I know.
Lexi K and Foxi O © themselves.
L- Lexi Kitsune (Me) F- Foxi Okami (My Muse)
F- Hi! Foxi here, the King of Randomness and Comedy! Lexi and I are making a comedy fic where we completely torture anyone but Numbuh 5, 'cause she's cool, baby!
L- Leave me out of this. It was your idea. It's on my account, but it's your story. Well, I'm a calm and depressed authoress, and you don't wanna cross me. Oh, and SOMEONE, I choose this story to exact my revenge for your reckless reviews.
F- YAY! Revenge! Laughs evilly, then falls over
L- He's an idiot, but I still love him. Okay, I think it's time to go over the warnings. Foxi-sama?
F- Please, Foxi-kun. Okay, Lexi is VERY DANGEROUS for a 13-yr-old. She is very depressed, and constantly thinks about death. If you hurt her, physically or emotionally, I will kill you. You have been warned. If you have any brain at all, you know that authors and authoresses have great power. Watch you're back!
L- Thank you, Foxi-kun. Peaceful smile
F- OH MY GAWD! I MADE YOU SMILE! OH MY GAWD! I'm not a complete failure! YEEEEEESSSSS! Runs around screaming
L- nods, smirking Okay, Foxi-sama, he's my best friend. Touch him and you die. He is very dangerous himself. He can be very evil too, so be careful. He has a lot of friends, like Super Saien Goku, Sailor Jupiter, WOOHP spy Alex, and PPG Blossom. His family is even more dangerous, with siblings such as, Inuyasha, Hawk Girl, Shaman Horo Horo, Ron Stoppable, and Digi-Destined Tai. Be very careful. The only one he won't attack is me. Good Luck.
F- Foxi-KUN! You are my best friend! Foxi-kun! Pouts You are MY kobito!
L- death glare Do you know what kobito means?
F- blinks Uhhm, no. I think it means BBF?
L- it means lover. So no, you're not my kobito. You have Heart, remember? Heart is © to my friend Lauren Tailor, a friend of mine.
F- Oh. Yeah. I forgot.
L- rolls eyes You are impossible.
F- You still love me, right?
L- Right. Smiles
F- YAY! Glomps
L- Hxl... can't... breathe...
F- Oh! Gomen! Lets go
L- doesn't move
F- LEXI! WAKE UP! OH, HOW DID MY CPR TRAINING GO?!?
L- wakes up Don't even think about it.
F- LEXI! glomps gently
L- smiles Much better.
F- beams
L- Well this has been a bit too long for my liking. Foxi-kun?
F- Right! Lexi and I do not own KND, or anything related.
L- Okay, say it.
F- On with the fic!
L- Good boy. Have a cookie.
F- YAY! Stuffs cookie in his mouth
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One fateful Saturday night, the KND made another mistake, but this one was not on accident...
1- Okay, we've got a code yellow mission. The under ground mansion nearby is holding thousands of kids and torturing them! We've got to go rescue them!
KND- cheers
4- Wasn't that place under kid-control last time we checked?
1- We got a message from Operatives 10.6 and 10.7! Isn't that enough for you? Starts screaming obscenities
4- 0.0 yes.
Okie Dokie, Let's go! =^-^= Skips out the door
Something's wrong with Numbuh 1... 0.o
starts singing the rainbow monkey song
Everyone within vicinity- 0.o?
5-Something's DEFINITLY wrong with Numbuh 1...
Numbuh 2! COME GET THIS BLASTED THING WORKING!
Right away, captain! Scrambles to start his new machine
Ya know what, Numbuh 4?
4- Wot'?
3- I think we're gonna die.
4-nods Yep.
5-Numbuh 5 ain't worried. She's the authoresses' fav.smirks
4-Next to me, of course.
1-3- X.X
They fly to the under ground mansion, and Numbuh 1 acts even weirder, if that's even a word...
BWAAAHHHAAAAHHHHAA! STUPID 2 THROUGH 4! YOU'VE FALLEN RIGHT INTO MY TRAP! laughs some more
2-5- 0.o Huh?
5- 2 through 4? What about 5?
Well, I can't laugh at you, because you're the authoresses' favorite.
5- Coo'.
blows up
All- 0.o Okay...
L- Welcome Kids Next Door.
F- Hi!
Remaining KND- Hi...
L- Well, Robo-Numbuh-1 is, or I guess, was right. This was a trap, set by your fellow operatives. My friends Numbuh 9g2G, Dynasty-San, Adrian, Monica, and Sailor Venus will be here soon to help torture you. Foxi and I have already started on Numbuh 1, since we kidnapped him early.
F- Also, some of Lexi's OC's will come soon! Lesse, there's 5 demons, a robot, Her other muses, a fairy, a lizard, 2 humans, and her Pokemon, who can conveniently talk. Wow. What a load.
L- Yep. All we've got to do is wait for our guests to show up. Numbuh 5, will you do us the honor of helping us torture your friends?
5-Okay. Numbuh 3 broke my CD player last week.
3-All KND members (except 5) is chained to a wall
L- Well, nice little trap, don't you think? It was Foxi-kun's idea.
F- beams
L- If anyone wants to be in my fic, please send what you look like, and give yourself a numbuh. You don't have to do the Numbuh part, though. You must include your fav animal, your fav name that you don't have, and you hair and eye color.
F- SOMEONE, in the next chappie, YOU GONNA DIE, BABY! Laughs evilly
L- gives evil smile Good Luck, SOMEONE, you're gonna need it.
I hate you.
L- I know.
Lexi K and Foxi O © themselves.