Konoka: Samurai Kid it's story time!

Me:Yay!

Setsuna: So this idiot doesn't get in trouble, Samurai Kid does not own Negima...thank god!

Konoka: Samurai Kid is not an idiot Set-chan!

Me:Besides if I did own Negima...Konoka and Setsuna would be very busy.

Setsuna:Why are you so perverted!?

Me:I get it from you

Konoka:*gasp*Is this true Set-chan?

Setsuna:er...lets begin the story

And The Beat Goes On

Konoka had been laying in bed smiling to herself, and she was sure if Asuna or Negi were home they would have thought she was insane. She wouldn't have mind though, if it came to Setsuna then she would gladly go insane. Konoka quickly looked at the clock, "6:54." she said to no one in particular. Negi was having a meeting with her grandfather and Asuna was out sparring with Setsuna. She smiled breathlessly at the thought of a sweaty Setsuna moving in unison with an unheard rhythm and yet her face emotionless except for her lips, they would be set into a smirk, those soft, smooth-THWACK-Konoka snapped her eyes open, not even remembering they were closed, and eyed at the door. 'Asuna?' She walked towards the door in quick stealthy strides, not sure who would be knocking or perhaps ramming into the door at 7 o'clock in the morning. Asuna and Setsuna weren't due for about half an hour, but maybe they finished early today. So opening the door she stood back and sweat dropped. There was Asuna laying on the ground with a large lump on her forehead and her arms and legs spread out, 'she kind of looks like one of those bodies outlined with tape in a crime scene...' she thought, laughing mentally. Slowly she turned Asuna around and slid her into the dorm and onto her bed. She decided to let her sleep, since it was about 7:30 and she didn't want to wait for Asuna to get cleaned up, which would lead to them rushing with the other girls to beat the late bell. Sighing Konoka grabbed her bag and unconsciously slammed the door, which made Asuna slide over the side of the bed and landed face-first into the floor. She slept right through the fall though.

"Konoka could you wait for me!?",she immediately recognized the squeaky voice of Negi. She turned around and smiled warmly at the 10 year old while he put his hands on his knees as he caught his breath. He looked up at her and asked "where *pant* is As-*pant*-una?" Being the airhead she was Konoka had forgotten to tell Negi what had happened and probably wouldn't have unless he had asked her. "Oh, I think she ran into the door and knocked herself out... so I let her sleep in is that okay?" she answered.

"WHAT?"

"er, Asuna ran into the door and-"

"I understand that Konoka, but is she okay!?"

"Minus a bump on her forehead, she's fine"

"But what if it turns into a tumor and she dies-"

"Negi..."

"Or what if it's a new type of disease and she dies from that-"

"..."

"or what if it's a tumor that turns into a new type of disease!"

"Negi she's fine...but we could always go back and you could kiss it better."

"Yes that would be- Konoka that's mean!

Konoka laughed as she briskly entered the classroom followed by Negi still throwing a tantrum at what happened in the hall. Konoka stopped and let her eyes fall onto a slim muscular body leaning up against the wall at the back of the classroom. She knew all too well that it was Setsuna, but what confused her was the look she had on her face. It looked sad and worry ridden. She was talking to Mana and the only words she caught were "yelled", "closet", and "Asuna". 'Maybe that's why Asuna came home so early' she thought, but she couldn't walk up to Setsuna and ask because it was time for class so she took her seat quietly and watched Setsuna as she walked back to her seat and sat down. As Negi started a short lecture on Hamlet, Konoka started her favorite sport in the whole entire world, 'Set-Chan Watching'. Setsuna usually knew she was being watched by Konoka but today it didn't click in Setsuna's head that she was being watched. Usually Setsuna would take a piece of paper and write "Kono-chan your making it hard to pay attention" and slide it so Konoka could see it from her seat . Then Konoka would smile and blush at the secret "note passing" and Asuna would just face palm her-self. Today was different though, Setsuna just nibbled at the eraser on her pencil all through class and even after that. Konoka nervously walked over to Setsuna's desk and waved her hand in front of Setsuna's face trying to get her out of her trance. She did it a few more times before she decided to just let her be, calmly Konoka grabbed her bag and walked over to the door, but suddenly stopped . She had a weird feeling all over-like her body was on fire. Her breath hitched when she heard a velvety voice ask...

"Is there something you wanted to ask, Kono-chan?"

Forgetting about her goal at the beginning of class when Setsuna said Kono-chan instead of ojou-sama, she swallowed the lump in her throat and replied...

"Set-chan can we do something over the weekend?"

"I'm afraid I have patrols both Saturday and Sunday...Gomen nasai Kono-chan."

She felt disappointed, like she was about to cry and she whimpered a small "okay". Then she felt a slim muscular body wrap around her from behind and say " I promise you I'll make it up to you..."

then she disappeared and Konoka was left standing in the middle of the classroom blushing like never before.

Konoka was walking home by herself when something made her face palm herself and shout "I was supposed to ask Set-chan what happened this morning, I'm so stupid!" Now realizing this she walked home with a couple hand prints and a blush on her face. Reaching into her pocket she produced a key and walked up to the familiar door of her dorm and opened the door to be met with Asuna sitting in a chair and tapping her fingers on the arm of the chair. 'She looks like an angry parent' Konoka thought sweat dropping for the second or third time.

"Konoka Konoe what took you so long to get home?"

"I took the long way back...how's your forehead? "

"I'm ignoring the first comment, but my forehead's fine"

"Why did you run into the door this morning?"

"Oh yeah~wait a minute, Konoka have a seat I have something important to tell you."

Konoka eyed Asuna curiously but took a seat on her bed. Asuna furrowed her eyebrows as if in serious thought. Konoka just sat staring at Asuna and that's how it was for a long time along with Asuna's mouth popping open from time to time. Then finally...

"Konoka I'm not sure how to tell you this but... I think Setsuna has a dead body in her closet..."

And that's when Konoka fell off the bed.

Setsuna: IM GOING TO KILL YOU!

Me:*shrugs*You wouldn't touch me because I have your teddy bear!

Setsuna:*gasp* You stole little Kono-chan!

Me:Yes I did *takes off running*

Setsuna: I'll kill you until your dead!

Me:Okay you can have it!*throws doll*

Setsuna:Yay!

Konoka:*seductively*Set-chan you don't have to settle for a doll

Setsuna&Me:*jaw drop*

Asuna&Negi:er...see you in the next chapter!