HEYY!!! these are gonna be Seddie shuffle drabbles!! each chapter will be based off of a random song while my iPod is on shuffle!! READY?? LETS GOOOOOOOOO!!!

Don't own iCarly! Wish i did though, lol.

Song: That's Not My Name

Artist: The Tings Tings

I hate guys! Sam thought through her tears. I give Jonah a second chance, and he goes off and makes out with another girl! And when i confront him about it, HE FORGOT MY NAME!

I can't believe he called me Jenette! I hate him! I hate all guys! They can just go to hell!

"Sam? What's wrong?" Sam whipped around, ending up face-to-face with, guess who? Yup. Fredward Benson.

"Nothing's wrong, nub!" Sam yelled, before turning around and walking away as quickly as she could. She stopped, however, as she felt a warm grip on her wrist. The wrist-grabber pulled her back to him, and once again, Sam was face-to-face with Freddie Benson!

"If nothing's wrong, why are you crying?" he asked gently.

"FINE! I decided to give Jonah a second chance, and at the club we went to, he just made out with some random whore, and when i confronted him about it, he just went ahead and called me JENETTE! The ass couldn't even remember my name!" Sam screamed at him through her tears. All of a sudden, she felt a pair of warm, smooth lips on hers. Her eyes got wider when she saw that it was FREDDIE KISSING HER!!!!!!

At first, her reply was just standing there like a board, eyes opened wide, hands at her side. Then, after about 5 seconds, her eyes fluttered shut, she stood a little taller, and she wrapped her arms around his neck. His tongue pushed against hers, fighting for dominance. She teased him, then pinned his tongue down HARD! After about 5 minutes of this, they broke apart, panting and gasping for breath.

"Sam...?" Freddie asked.

"Yeah, Fredlumps?" Sam asked, with a smirk on her face.

"I-I won't EVER forget your name" Sam grinned, and replied by gently kissing him, once more.

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