I'd like to thank my two brothers, Christian and Jamison, who were the ones who wrote this. All I did was add in Sonic characters for your enjoyment. This is a two shot, so I'll have the second chapter up as soon as I finish it.

Part 1

It was quiet, too quiet. All through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, when suddenly…The door flew open and in came Santa, despite the fact that he's supposed to come down the chimney!?!?!

The fat man tip-toed over to the stick-with-spikes for a tree, opened his sack and took out: teddy bear, toys, kids, sponge bob, more kids, and other crap. "HO HO HO" said the Burger King…I mean…Santa. When he turned around, his face had a lovely meeting with Mr. Bat.

"SON-OF-A" (BANG) (CRASH) AHHHH!!!

With a flick of his wrist, Santa brought up his red light saber and slashed the bat into 4 pieces and it fell to the ground, sizzlin.

"GOWD EATIN" belched Santa.

Now, Santa thought, Sonic must still be home since his bat was loose, which also meant he had struck too early. Sonic must've heard something because, the next thing Santa knew was that lights were on and someone was running down the stairs.

"OH GOOD LORD!" Vanilla yelled.

"Crap…" said Santa. He was in "The Secret Bat Cave"…oh wait, wrong fiction. He was in Cream's house.

He couldn't leave any witnesses. He pulled out his light saber and yelled his war cry: "BACK IN MY DAY, THEY USED TO CALL ME THUNDER CHUNKY!" and sliced Vanilla into burger patties.

He then left a missile toe under the tree and set the timer for three minutes and went back up the chimney.

Just then, an ugly green guy came in through the window and grabbed the last can of "Who-Hash."

"Now…to stuff up the tree…"

The Grinch jam packed it into the chimney as an ornament fell off and rolled toward the feet of Cream who had woken up from the noise.

"Santa…why are you taking our tree?"

"Well…because it's all broken…now get yer water and go to bed."

Then the Grinch flew up the chimney as the house exploded.

Meanwhile…

Santa had now landed on the roof of Sonic's house, knowing who was awake and who wasn't. Knowing who had been naughty and who had been nice…yet, not quite knowing that danger awaited him inside the house.

"GO!" Two flash bangs rolled into the star lighted living room and ignited with a loud bang. Espio, Vector, and Charmy all burst into the living room.

"Right there, get em, get em!!" Charmy screamed as Vector brought up the butt of his shotgun and smashed it into the body of the dark figure in the corner of the room. The figure fell lightly to the floor.

Espio came over, shined his light on him and froze. He scratched his head.

"Good work, check his vital signs." Ordered Charmy.

"It's a Christmas tree." replied Espio.

"…Oh…check his tags, too." Charmy said.

"Then the chimney started to make a sound and down came a big red ball 'o jello…I just call him Santa, but whatever.

"WHOA!" said Charmy.

Vector threw a grenade at Santa, but he ate it.

Out of his mouth came a bright white flash and then steam came out his eyes/ears/nose/etc.

"HO HO HO."

All 3 detectives jumped on the big mac and slapped cuffs on him.

Vector tore the mask off the fake Santa.

"So…you thought you'd get away with it?" asked Vector

"I already have." Eggman smirked.