The Innkeeper and the Farmer
Chapter 1
Ann: My Introduction
Have you ever thought is working at an Inn fun or extremely boring. Well to answer that question would be based on the person who is telling you. In my opinion it is super-duper fun. I love to work. I love to clean. I love to cook. I love to gobble any food that is in front of me. I love the Inn live at. I love my Dad Doug. He's awesome. And I especially love Mineral Town. I love everything about it. I love the people there. I love the nature there. I especially love the food. Mmmmmmmmm. (Grrrrruuuummbblleee) SHUT UP STOMACH! Oh sorry got caught up there. Now where was I? Oh yes now I remember. Not only do I love this town but I love my family and my life as well. But I what don't like in general am-
Pete: All Grasses (except Red Grass and Yellow Grass), Medicine, Failed Dishes All Grasses (except Red Grass and Yellow Grass), Medicine, and Failed Dishes.
Yeah that! Thanks for not letting me tell them Jack!
Pete: Anytime Ann! Anytime!
Oh why you little. *Chokes Pete until his face turns Blue*
Doug: ANN! Take your hands off of Pete's neck noooow! *Takes hands off of Pete's neck*
I'll get you next time Pete!
Ok now where were we? Oh yes, now to what I hate are-
Pete: All Ore, Agate, Alexandrite, Animal Fodder, Boots, Branches, Chicken Feed, Empty Can, Fish Bones, Fluorite, Fossil of Ancient Fish, Lumber (All), Moon Stone, Mythic Stone, Pirate Treasure, Poisonous Mushroom, Red Grass, Sand Rose, Stones, Weeds, Yellow Grass
Peeeeeete!
Pete: What I can't help myself!
Grrrrrraaaahahahaaaaaa!
Pete: Hmm, not sure what that means?
Oh would just leave the room so I can tell my story in silence! *Pushes him out of the room.*
Ok! So now what I especially hate is Pete! Oh er I mean Boys. Oh well I mean dating. The thought about it is just well so nasty. I swore to myself that I will never kiss a boy or marry. But my stupid Dad doesn't agree with me! But that all changed when I met my two best friends Pete and Claire. And I had no idea that I would fall for Pete of all people. He really annoys me! But I did and that changed my life completely. Audio Complete. *Turns off recorder*
