Konnichwa! Watashi Kiyomi Tsutaya! I am so kawaii desu nya!

Today I will be attending Mary Sue Peak Academy! I dunno bout da name - I am so not a Sue! I afjm treal anfd Relaity CANTY be Mary Sue's. Ha ha! Iwill stab yiey nakama! But I'm not phsyschotic or whatevaer dathe heal Gasi Yuno is. Anywat I ggot enolled itnrdo MSPA (Short for Mary Sue Peak Academy! Awesome Kawaii!) as the Super Mary Sue Talent Anime Gamer! Awesome!11! Desu!

Anyway tday I wakldd to MSPA with my brown hair in two plaits. I had dieyed it so I hda pink and white hair streaks - so kawaii neko rght? I hvave cute ltitle ed blue and whiet hair bws in replacentet of plain ribbos. My eye's are a stupid gold so I ptu in a rainbows coluoted contact in my right eiye to mke it look aesoem! Nya! My outft today is prety awesomea! I had a bluish white blouse wtih a navy sailor style colarer with two white stiripes and a scarlet necktie with a amibio printed on it. How cool is that?! I also had a pastlel rainbow coloured plaetwd skirt accometpad wtith boring white sckss an blck shes. To jaaaazz it up I hda two rainbw courefd hair slider thingy's which were placed on my fringe.

Enought abut dat now to enter the schesal! I enretered thee fount gates but I pssed ut1! Oh nuu!11!1

I wkeo pu in a Gym with a mnoacrhoemea thingy bear in front of me. arihdn whre 16 udly prpeps as i ws pretuer tehn all f tem! I scramed adnd pucned thst thing iek a bass. But ig got up aain stupid baka!

"U hve to go make fends wth ur follew hoomans. Go you ass." ten he pionted ot al the kawii desi gurls ariund teh rom!11 Skipign twards an grls wth hasene mikuuu cosply on. :3 So akwiii! Bt thn i reisted ti ws Ene. Fuuuuuu! i SCREAMED an threww sme miku cospaly at her gace. Se desvered it!

"OW WTF OMG" Seh scremad ta ma. I scycuk my tnge otu at her snce she as a dtupid baka!

"U DECSREV DAT." Then I realised grammer existed BUGT FUCK TTAHT WHO FAICRIV CSRES.

A gurl wth rinbow colored hair (its natural se wsers) stred at te gurks who where fitheing n the floor. se hd a fudging d3jn indei of her bt shush shes not ava r maggie r gil.

"REFERANCES EERYWERE." I scremd and took don the sutid ene thing. her cosplsay ws even sutidp as ell so i ehad a foosd raon for fghegng her.

we fighrd fr ages. i kic3d her legs ebut htey idnt disolleve tino sutff like ene but stedy thir wht bries.

Behind the girls, a bear advanced on the two girls with a knife in hand. His controller gained a smirk on their face, the plan was going to work. What was that plan?

"Rule 3 broken, 2 Students must not fight in front of crowd of 4 or more without weapons. Punishment is death."

Te reiging 14 studnets nd me loked at te crpses f 'Kiyomi Tsutaya' nd 'Sakua desudesu'. sch supdi nmes.

My nme ws mch mofe aesoke tem themms. My nme ws 'Narimu NaegiHinataKomaeda' nd tis s y klling lde. ILL KILL THEM ALL AAHHAHAHHAH.


This is a troll fic. I'll update when I'm severely bored. When the protagonist at the time dies, a new one will appear. Look at all these red underlines.