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Warning: evil cat…
A/N: Hmm… well, I hadn't planned on posting this, it was just a prompt Marly sent me to get out of my writer's block, but I ended up liking it a lot. And it was really fun to write as well XD So no, I'm not quite dead… yet…
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"What do you mean you brought home a cat?" Riku yelled, looking at his boyfriend as if the brunette was crazy, which he probably was.
"See?" Sora asked, smiling cutely. He held up a rather hideous orange marmalade cat with vicious looking claws, scraggly looking fur, and acid green eyes that seemed to glare at Riku with the utmost hatred. "Isn't he cute?"
Cute was not exactly the word Riku would have used to describe the… thing his boyfriend was holding, but he was a good boyfriend and he knew what was expected of him. "Yea… just adorable," he answered, gritting his teeth.
"I just knew you'd love him as much as I did when I first saw him!" Sora squealed and launched himself at the other boy, forgetting for a moment that he was holding the cat. The cat was not too happy about being smashed between the two boys and made that fact known my yowling loudly and scratching viciously at the silver haired boy.
"Bloody cat!" Riku yelled, pushing himself away and looked down to inspect his chest. His shirt was shredded, as was the skin beneath, and blood was already trailing down to his stomach. He groaned. That had been a new shirt, too.
"Aw, he didn't mean it. Did you, Mr. Boo Bear?" Sora cooed, hugging the grumpy feline close to his chest. The cat glared at Riku over the brunette's shoulder and he glared back. Beastly cat thought too much of itself it seemed.
"Whatever," Riku said, shaking his head. It wasn't worth arguing with Sora over, he had learned that by experience. Lots of experience. He looked down at his shirt again. "Can you at least help me clean up?"
"Sure!" Sora replied cheerfully, setting the cat down on the couch. Riku thought it looked just a bit too smug for a cat as it curled up in a ball. Its glowing eyes seemed to follow him as they headed to the bathroom.
Within ten minutes Riku's chest was bandaged and cleared of blood and he was wearing a new shirt. "Thanks," he told his boyfriend, kissing him on the top of his spiky head. "Now let's see what that little horror was up to while we were in the bathroom."
They entered the living room to find an absolute disaster zone. Cotton fluff and feathers were littered around the room, as well as bits of cloth and wood. Both sides of the couch were in shreds and the plush chair was almost unrecognizable. The cat was sitting innocently in the middle of the destroyed couch, looking for all the world as if nothing had happened. Riku groaned, covering his eyes with one hand.
"Aw, Mr. Boo Bear, that wasn't very nice!" Sora said, giggling, as he picked up the orange cat. "Now we're gonna have to replace all that furniture." He rubbed his face happily in the cat's fur, obviously unconcerned by his new pet's actions.
Riku groaned again. Why was it always him? Not like he had any chance of winning an argument though. "Fine… let's go get 'Mr. Boo Bear' a scratching post." Sora let out a whoop of joy and rushed to find his jacket. The cat, still sitting on the couch, seemed far too pleased in Riku's eyes.
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A/N: hehe I hope you liked it! Or at least thought it was as stupidly funny as I did XD Whether you liked it or not, please REVIEW!! :D