Crash Bandicoot Archives Volume 1
Today's Episode: Blockbuster
Chapter 1
AT WUMPA ISLAND
Cortex was chasing Crash around the Island.
Crash: (Pant, Pant, Pant!)
Cortex was inside a built in machine that N. Gin had built for him.
Cortex: You're out of luck Crash! I don't have to consume lots of energy!
Crash: NO! NOOOO!
Right when Crash opened his mouth at Cortex, Cortex shot a berry at Crash that drains all of his energy! Crash fell to the ground at a crawl speed now.
Cortex: I'm going to hit you with this mace now! Prepare to perish Crash!
Crash: (Gasp) to w-w-we-a-k.
Just then, Crash heard the voice of a female Bandicoot.
Coco: HI-YA!
Cortex: What-
Coco slammed her foot against Cortex and he fell out of the machine and into the ground.
Coco: What are you doing to my brother!?
Cortex: I….uh….well…you...see-
Coco: (Gasp)
Coco could see Crash lying on the ground still with his eyes closed.
Coco: CRASH! WAKE UP!
Crash did not open his eyes and Cortex had an opportunity to land an attack on Coco.
Cortex lunged at Coco but she elbowed him from behind. He fell back onto the grass. Coco tried to shake Crash out but no luck.
Coco: Don't worry; I'll get you some help!
Cortex: What about me?!
Coco: You? Why would I do anything to you! You're such a jerk bag!
Cortex: Easy, Easy! Okay, I get it!
Coco then landed two kicks on Cortex and then finished him off with a double whammy attack.
Cortex: OW! I'M HURT!
Coco: Yeah! You should be!
Coco carried Crash away from Cortex. Cortex was angry at Coco now.
AT CORTEX'S CASTLE
Cortex hobbled past the drawbridge in a stumbling way.
Cortex: Ow my eye is burning!
Cortex found himself in his coma with 3 Ratnican doctors.
Cortex: Any ideas on how I can defeat Crash?
The three Ratnican doctor names were Ray, Rowley, and Reed.
Reed: You could build a Tank!
Rowley: Nay, you should build a massive Dinosaur to devour him in a meanful way!
Ray did not say anything because he thought his idea was lame.
Cortex: What about you Ray?
Ray: I have a defective mind right now because I have NOTHING!
Rowley: Geez! You should have an idea by now!
Ray: Well, maybe you can enlarge a large Rock by about 875% and then bring life to it? Maybe?
Cortex: That's perfect!
That got Ray by surprise but he decided to go along with it.
Reed found a big rock outside and brought it in.
Cortex: (Jumping out of the coma feeling healed already) Good work!
Cortex received the rock from Reed and it was REALLY heavy to him!
Cortex: Geez, that's heavy! Been some time I was in gym class, how much does it weigh?
Ray: According to my calculations, the exponents have been added up during weathering and was established that the rock weighs about 75 pounds.
Cortex: OK! No more complicated details!
Ray: Sure thing boss!
Cortex went to see N. Brio next.
N. Brio: Hello Cortex! Any more mad science I could do for you?
Cortex: Yes please! I need this rock to have some life and under my power!
N. Brio: Ok Cortex! That will take about 36.5 minutes to make.
Cortex: Finally! I have an idea that could destroy Crash once and for all! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AT CRASH'S HOUSE
Coco was carrying Crash toward the house.
Coco: Whew! Crash, you got to lose weight! I am so exhausted of carrying you!
Coco decided to just drag Crash to the house. Crunch was reading a new body building magazine he just got from the convenience store when he heard a voice calling for help.
Crunch: Coco! What happened to Crash here?
Coco: Cortex drained all of his energy!
Crunch: Ok Coco, You go get some rest after all that carrying, I'll take care of Crash.
Coco picked Crash up and hauled him with all her strength to Crunch. Crunch set down the magazine and carried Crash the rest of the way. Crash was barely conscious now.
Crash: Wha…..what happened?
Crunch: Take it easy Crash.
Crash: Okay.
Crash closed his eyes again and when we opened his eyes again, he was in his bedroom lying on the bed with Coco, Crunch and Aku Aku looking at him.
Coco: Hey Crash, are you okay?
Crash: Yeah, I'm fine, Cortex made me drain all of my energy.
Aku Aku: Well that explains everything! Coco, go get me some Wumpa fruit.
Coco: Okay!
Aku Aku: Crunch, go get me those injection needles.
Crunch: Uh, I have no idea what all this is all about but I'm on it.
Crash: I kind of feel better!
Aku Aku: Easy Crash, you will only feel that for a few seconds.
Crash: What? Really? I'm feeling fine! Actually, never mind about that.
Coco and Crunch rushed in the room at the same time.
Coco: Okay, got the Wumpa fruit!
Crunch: And I got the injection needle!
Aku Aku: Good job, now Coco, take the injection needle and suck up all off the Wumpa fruit juices out!
Coco: Uh, okay.
Coco took the needle from Crunch and then stabbed it into the fruit. She pulled all of the juices out of it.
Coco: Got all of it!
Aku Aku: Okay, now squirt it all into Crash's mouth.
Coco: Ugh, why do a disgusting thing?
Aku Aku: You don't want put your hand in Crash's mouth, you just squirt it outside!
Coco: Okay, I guess.
Coco squirts the juice carefully out of the injection needle into Crash's mouth.
Aku Aku: Crash, you won't expect any full recovery; it takes a while to heal. Just get some rest.
Crash: Okay Aku.
Crunch: But how are we going to defeat Cortex's next evil scheme without Crash?
Coco: Don't worry; we'll just do everything the way Crash does!
Crunch: Okay, now that's just weird!
Aku Aku: I'm going to see if Cortex planned something evil in the sea, I'll be right back in a few hours.
Coco and Crunch: IN A FEW HOURS!?
Aku Aku: I know, I have to check every nook and cranny in the sea. Don't worry you two probably can figure things out.
Then he flew out the window and disappeared in a green dust of clouds.
Coco: Crash, please get well soon!
Crunch: Yeah, we can't do everything without you!
Crash: I'll try to recover as quickly as possible! You check on Cortex's Castle.
Coco: But we can't leave you!
Don't worry about me, just lock the door on every door of the house and I'll be fine.
Crunch: Okay, if that's what you want us to do!
Then Crunch and Coco locked every door of the house and gave all the keys to Crash. Then they headed towards Cortex's Castle.
On the way, they nearly got killed by five Znus and one Grimly.
Coco: Do you think we can survive?
Crunch: I don't know we can't see what's yet to come!
Then they walked in the distance of Cortex's Castle.