One day joel was really bored. "Holy fuckong shit im so fu king pbored. I need ot expand dongz" but then he realized there was no dongs to expand. So he decided to make a livestream. He stole his vfirend vinnies computer and decided to pump it full of virus's because vince wouldn't expand dong.
Hey guys its joel I stole vinnies computer because he's a stupid hitler poop and were gonna pump full of virus because yolo. The viewers were kinda pissed because joel sucked and vinies was cooler but vinnies ded now. "what virus should I install first gusysysy?"" Joel asked.
"GO EAT A GIANT PINK DILDO YO U MOTHER FUCKER" all of the comments sed. So joel decided to install BONZI BUDDY . "I think lmy the computer is dieing" He sed as the computer screamed in agony "WY JOEL Why u DO THIS I LOVED U." jOedl lafed maniaclayy.
Then bonze installed. Hi im bonze budd he sed. Joel lafffed as th e cupmuter crieddd. Wat I cal u asked the purble monkey with glistening blu orbs for eyes. "cll me Expand dong" Joel sed. "Ok expand dong some me some sbit"
So joel jumped into computer to taslk to bonze budd. "im expand dddong bonz b duduyd. ' he sed. He then took out the wed from hi s pocket. 'wats that expand dong" bonze asked. "GOD" He sed and then tey blazed it and made out. Their tongues battled for dominance
Sduddenly daft punk hoped through window. "What the actual fuck am I looking at" guy_man sed. "I have no fucking clue. Jesus Christ man I thought all the robot porn was bad." They then kicked joel in the face and flew away TO MAKE OUT OFRE SOMEFIN. Bonze cred." Joels last thoughts were of his one tru love.
The next morning Joel woke with a start. His head pounded and he felt like he was going to throw up. That's it he decided. No more weed and bonze buddy. Vinnies computer suddenly hoped thru window with gun and daft punlk.. "LETS GET HIM" and then they shoot him.
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