TAINTED WITH MADNESS
We must warn you that once you start reading, the madness will overtake you and you will be filled with inner confusion and eventually EXPLODE.
Oh, and we're not using these characters or anything... because we ARE these characters.. right then...
(only for Obernewtyn chronicle lovers) MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
.........Obernewtyn has never been so screwed........
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Rushton was mad. No, not because he had finally found out that Elspeth had wanted Freya all along or because he had just sat on a hedgehog. No, Rushton was mad because he had a drug problem.
Rushton was addicted to spiceweed.
Enoch was his dealer. Actually, originally it came from the Guanette birds who sat in the clouds all day long because they were also addicted.
"Nee!" Rushton yelled. He had forgotten to do the special spiceweed dance. It involved taking spiceweed then running around in circles and hitting rocks with his head. He was supposed to do it at the special time of 3:58 in the morning.
"Oh well," he sighed and took out his spiceweed handbook. It told him that if you missed the 3:58 morning dance you could always do it at 3:59. Rushton did this. It took 5 seconds. He then felt tired. He decided to run around the technoguild caves 23 times before going to bed earlier than usual.
Pink for flower. A random thought appeared in Rushton's head. Right... he thought back.
His thought flew him to the mountains where he used to live with Alexi. They used to be lovers but Alexi had a desire to kill Rushton and he was offended so he said, "If your going to be mean to me I'm not going to be your friend anymore!" and he left him. He then rode the mountain tops on his pony Matalamoo for the rest of the winter.
Rushton's thought came back to the present where he was absent-mindedly picking hedgehog spikes out of his bottom. "Where am I? What am I doing?" Rushton was momentarily lost.
In front of his eyes appeared Maruman. "Will you join me?" asked the cat. "I will always join with you Maruman," answered Rushton. Maruman looked away in disgust.
"Look, your doing that thing again!" Rushton yelled. "What thing?" Maruman answered innocently. "Where you like ignore me and be mean to me and stuff.." Rushton cried (literally).
He ran away, weeping, into an approaching firestorm. Maruman faded into the night.
We must warn you that once you start reading, the madness will overtake you and you will be filled with inner confusion and eventually EXPLODE.
Oh, and we're not using these characters or anything... because we ARE these characters.. right then...
(only for Obernewtyn chronicle lovers) MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
.........Obernewtyn has never been so screwed........
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Rushton was mad. No, not because he had finally found out that Elspeth had wanted Freya all along or because he had just sat on a hedgehog. No, Rushton was mad because he had a drug problem.
Rushton was addicted to spiceweed.
Enoch was his dealer. Actually, originally it came from the Guanette birds who sat in the clouds all day long because they were also addicted.
"Nee!" Rushton yelled. He had forgotten to do the special spiceweed dance. It involved taking spiceweed then running around in circles and hitting rocks with his head. He was supposed to do it at the special time of 3:58 in the morning.
"Oh well," he sighed and took out his spiceweed handbook. It told him that if you missed the 3:58 morning dance you could always do it at 3:59. Rushton did this. It took 5 seconds. He then felt tired. He decided to run around the technoguild caves 23 times before going to bed earlier than usual.
Pink for flower. A random thought appeared in Rushton's head. Right... he thought back.
His thought flew him to the mountains where he used to live with Alexi. They used to be lovers but Alexi had a desire to kill Rushton and he was offended so he said, "If your going to be mean to me I'm not going to be your friend anymore!" and he left him. He then rode the mountain tops on his pony Matalamoo for the rest of the winter.
Rushton's thought came back to the present where he was absent-mindedly picking hedgehog spikes out of his bottom. "Where am I? What am I doing?" Rushton was momentarily lost.
In front of his eyes appeared Maruman. "Will you join me?" asked the cat. "I will always join with you Maruman," answered Rushton. Maruman looked away in disgust.
"Look, your doing that thing again!" Rushton yelled. "What thing?" Maruman answered innocently. "Where you like ignore me and be mean to me and stuff.." Rushton cried (literally).
He ran away, weeping, into an approaching firestorm. Maruman faded into the night.