won day John was hafing his birthday and he gotted a horse as a present
John was sadded because he did not wants a horse he wanted a home because his got burned down by a fireman
John ran into the froest to cry in the trees
the horse followed him
John was abuut to tell the horse to leave but then an overweight time tramveler appeared and started to annoy John
the horse kickeded the time travler so hard that he was sent back into the prehesoric age were he wassed propaply eaten by a dinosuar or something I dont' know
John now liked the horse
suddedly planes that were sent by the nasis Osama the Laden starts to bombm America
John dids not like this bobming of america so hep rode his horse to Osama the Ladens' house in Washington DC
wehn he gotted to the house he saw Osama the Laden driinking tea
John yeleed "Stoop their you feind!""';
Osama throuh the tea at Johns foot and it hurt his foot
John pulled out his custom pistol guns and shot the moon and made it fall out oof the sky and land on the house
it chrushed Osama and the police arrested him
the story of how John and his whorse safed Americla gotted so populur the a tv show was made made for The Hub and it wassed called "Breaking Bad"
The End