Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the character.... I do however own half this fic... The other half goes to my friend, who on Deviantart is called Gaarafan423
Sai: How to get the hot chick???? What kind of books are these?!??! -picks one up-
Sai: Hmmm...... why are they talking about baby chickens?
Sai: Oh! They're talking about females! Why would they write this then? *reads further into book, the real descriptive parts*
Gaara: -looks over shoulder- Who would write this stuff????? O_O
Sai: Hmmm... What it this word? Intercourse? Read further, making weird faces as he does so) Okay i get it now!! Hmmm
Gaara walks into the library and spotted Naruto's new friend Sai looking at books.
Sai: *browsing through books* Hmm.... What's this? *pulls off book* Love Life for Dummies?
Gaara: What book is that?
Sai: *turns around and runs into Gaara* Umpf! Oh! Hello Shrimpy!
Gaara: W-what?!
Sai: You are shorter than me, there fore you are a shrimp.... Also, what is this book about? Do you know? *Flips to a random page* Oh my....... (stole buddy's phrase XDD)
Gaara: ..Hmmmmmm...*looks at it* I dunno.
Sai: *stares at picture*
Gaara: *looks at the picture* What are they doing???? Gaara: *doing
Sai: Um, Gaara, Why does your library have a book like, this?! Sai: *stares intently at picture*
Gaara: My dad bought these.....
Sai: *eyes go wide* Uhm, what is this male doing? is he-
Gaara: Why does the female look like she's in pain?!!?!?!?!
Sai: I think I'm going to take this out..... It seems..... Interesting
Gaara: Good idea....Maybe if we look at it we can figure it out...
Sai: Hmm....... This makes me get a weird..... feeling... hmmm I wonder what it is...
Gaara: *flips the page* They aren't wearing clothes!!!
Sai: *stares blankly and after a few moments of silence* Oh.. They aren't
Gaara: *wipes nose* Blood????....
Sai: *looks over at Gaara* Why is your nose bleeding?
Gaara: Why is yours???
Sai: What? Sai: I don't understan- *wipes nose* Hmm... It is..... Should we go ask someone about this?
Gaara: Maybe.....
Sai: Maybe Kakashi sensei is awake?
Sai: We should look for him.....
Gaara: Yeah...
Sai: *gets book checked out and sets off in search of Kakashi*
Sai: *forgot completely about Gaara*
Gaara: *following him*
Sai: Hmm... If I were Kakashi sensei, Where would I be? *being oblivious, runs smack into Naruto*
Gaara: Hello Naruto.
Sai: Oh! Naruto! have you Seen Kakashi Sensei?
Naruto: No? Why?
Sai: Oh, I have a slight dilemma... Maybe you could help me?
Gaara: You probably know more about this stuff then we do...
Naruto: Sure, Sai, What is it this time.... is obviously annoyed Oh and Hello Gaara!
Sai: Well, I found this book.... I do not understand it in the least....
Gaara: Me neither...We were looking for Kakashi-san...Because he reads a lot...
Naruto: Fine, Lemme see the book..... *grabs book from Sai's outstretched arm and flips open to random page*
Gaara: Well?
Naruto: O_O....Heheh -nosebleed-
Sai: So, Can you help us???
Gaara: He got a nosebleed! Why does that happen??????
Sai: I DONT KNOW! DICKLESS WHY IS YOUR NOSE BLEEDING!?
Naruto: Oh no reason....*staring at page with perverted face* Heheheheh what did you want me to tell you again??
Sai: *grabs book back* We wanted to know what this book is about... We do not understand it
Naruto: Pervy sage writes about this stuff all the time. You should ask him.
Gaara: Pervy sage?
Sai: Okay.... We Will seek out this "Pervy Sage" of yours... *walks away up street*
Gaara: follows Who's "Pervy sage"?
Sai: *absent mindedly take wrong turn... runs into Kakashi*
Sai: I don't know..... Oh, Hello Sensei ^^
[ Kakashi: Hello, Sai... Gaara. What's up?
Gaara: Oh Kakashi-san! We were looking for you. We don't really understand this book. *hands it to him* Can you help us?
Kakashi: Oh my... Uhm... Hmn.. Well, Let's see........... Uhhh
Gaara: Well? His nose isn't bleeding...
Kakashi: Obviously this is a book of relationships not suited for the eyes of people under the age of 20.... Like yourselves.....
Gaara: Why???
Sai: Yes sensei, why? And Gaara's right, your nose isn't bleeding, Are you by chance a term i read, gay?
Kakashi: Uhh No Sai, I'm straight... And the reason why you shouldn't be reading this because...... uhhm
Kakashi: Well, you are just too young... that is why..
Sai: What does straight mean?
Kakashi: Meaning you like girls.... If a guy likes another guy as more than a friend, they are considered "gay".... If a guy likes a girl more as a friend, they're straight....... Although some guy's and girl's are bi... meaning they like both genders....
Gaara: What??
Kakashi:*face palms* OK, If your sister got a boyfriend...... she is straight... She likes boys.... If your brother got a girlfriend, he is straight....... because he likes girls, get it?
Gaara: I heard her talking about Shikamaru once....Does that mean he's her boyfriend?? Kankuro doesn't have a girlfriend...
Kakashi: *face palms* No, it doesn't mean Temari is going out with Shikamaru..... It could just be a crush or she got angry at him
Gaara: What's a crush? And what about Kankuro?
Sai: Hmmmm So sensei, what about you do you have a boy friend or a girlfriend?
Kakashi: OK.... A crush is uhm if you like someone..... And to answer your question Sai, I have a girlfriend...........
Gaara: Is Kankuro gay??? He doesn't have a girlfriend! Am I gay?
Sai: Okay, So there is this girl who follows me, does that mean she likes me?
Kakashi: No, It means you are not mature yet......
Kakashi: And Sai, most likely yes.....
Gaara: Matsuri and Sari called me "hot"
Kakashi: She probably is trying to talk to you, but you don't pay attention enough... That is both of your problems right there........
Gaara: They also stalk me...
Kakashi: OK.. I'm going to go else where now.......
Kakashi: *poofs away*
Sai:............ Where's my book?
Gaara: He took it...
Unknowingly to the two dumb asses, two girls are stalking them........
Kaitsu: Hmmm, Mizu, where are they heading?
Mizuki: I dunno..