Shini-chan: This is a little tease for a ficcy that is all about my little Wu-chan! We all love him, riiight? RIGHT!
Wufei: "Onna, if you call me 'Wu-chan one more time..."
Shini-chan: "You'll what?! You said it yourself: You don't fight weaklings or women! And I'm both damn you!"
Wufei: (mutters incoherently) "Neko-shojou no baka..."
Shini-chan: (puts a paw up to her ear) "What's that Wu-chan? You'd like a 13x6x5 lemon?"
Wufei: (screams) "NOOOOOO!"
Shini-chan: "Heh, I didn't think so. Anyway minna, this fic is sappy, funny, and of course YAOI. Be nice in reviews!" =^_^=


"I Love You, Damn It!" (teaser)
by Shinigami Baby


Wufei sat in Quatre's library reading a rather thick book on philosophy when he felt a slight tremor through the house. Duo was home. Wufei smiled a bit and shook his head. The happy Shinigami had a way of making his presence known, whether people chose to acknowledge it or not... well, that was another story. Quatre took it in stride, he and Duo were good friends. Trowa... well, that's kinda hard to tell. Heero, he seemed to tolerate Duo... until he got a little too hyper. As for Wufei...

"My baka's home."

Ahhhh love... such a wonderful thing. Wufei grinned and placed his bookmark in the book. He stood up and smoothed out his wrinkle-free and stain resistant super white clothes and walked out of the library... only to collide with the object of his affection. Both pilots fell to the floor.

"Itai! Wu-man, you fell on my braaaaid!" Duo cried, gripping his prized feature.

Wufei rolled off the braid. "Gomen ne." He sat up. "So, how was the movie?"

Duo shrugged. "Kinda stupid... not that I was paying attention anyway..." He nudged Wufei and gave him a wink.

'must kill Hirde...must kill Hirde...' Wufei's evil little inner voice chanted. "Well, that's... nice I guess."

Duo smirked. "You bet it was. I almost got her to go down on me."

'kill...kill...kill...kill' "Hmph. Women..." Wufei said, getting up. He extended his hand. Duo took it and stood as well. 'Ahh... contact with my Duo...'

Duo stared at Wufei for a minute. "Uhh... Wu? Ya can let go now."

Wufei quickly let go of Duo's sweaty hand and wiped it on the side of his shirt. "Right, well... glad your date went okay. See you at dinner, Duo." Wufei waved and went back into the library, shutting the door behind himself.

Ahhhh unrequited love... it's a bitch.


I'm thinking of making this a light-hearted comedy like "Don't Leave Me Alone Daisy" or something. It's a refreshing change from all those angsty, Heero-bastardizing fics, ne? Hn... What do you guys think? *laughs maniacally* By the way... as I write this... STILL no one has gotten the couple right in "Meeting After Dark". C'mon minna! Try harder!!!

~Shinigami Baby