Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia Axis Powers nor do I own any of its characters (only Malaysia-chan is mine). I am simply having the uncontrollable urge to write this out for Hetalia fans out there who wants more of Malaysia-chan (my country that Himaruya-sensei hasn't been able to officialy reveal yet ).
Malaysia's Journal of (honest) Hidden Thoughts.
Dear journal,
Since I achieved Independence years ago with the help of my boss, my land is slowly but surely are starting to show some promising changes compared to what it was back when I was still the colony of a certain tea-loving nation (who I really hate, by the way). Well, it's pretty much still in the early stages though, at least my people are free from fear of being invaded. Again.
Anyway, I think I really shocked the other nations so much today at the World meeting that (almost) all of them are actually speechless when they lay their eyes on me. Only Indonesia and Philippines seemed unperturbed, but I don't really understand why others are silenced just because of my appearance. Is it something about what I wear today?
To say what happened next, I'll just list it down:
a) England choked on his tea and dropped the cup on France
b) America did the Heimlich manoeuvre thing before Iggy could die
c) And the rest jumped off their seats
d) Finally they all screamed at me, I think it was "WHAT THE HELL?" and "MALAYSIA? YOU'RE A GIRL?"
Hmm, apparently ALL of them thought I was a boy. That was really awkward, and scary. England kept shooting me evil glares that I could practically feel it boring into my back. Okay, I'll admit I was not a gentle or girly girl back then. Even my big brother, Singapore claimed I was a little less terrifying than a monster. Perhaps I did appear as an overly rebellious kid who wants freedom for herself. I did have a terrible temper whenever I have to meet England again and again every day. Hey, even Belang, or Bel for short, growls menacingly when England comes to my house.
So I got through the meeting alive and kicking after all, I just had to leave immediately because it seems like the G8 wants to corner and interrogate me about my gender issues (honestly, why even bother?). Luckily my boss gave me the perfect reason to rush home; I still have tons of paperwork left to settle.
I think that is all I can write for today. Maybe I'll think about what happened today again tonight, I'm getting sleepy as the time goes anyway.
It's my first time writing for fanfiction but I'll accept any constructive criticisms if you have one to offer. If anyone didn't get what I just wrote about, I'll do some quick explanation:
i. Before her grandfather, Malacca Empire dies, he made her promise to keep her true gender from being known to anyone, and even her own people were fooled. But she didn't cut her hair, just hid it under a wig.
ii. Since tiger is the most famous mascot for my country, I thought of making Malaysia own a faithful pet and companion that she named Belang, or Bel for short.
iii. Malaysia and England had a close yet troubled kind of relationship, I guess it's like a father-son (or father-daughter, whichever you prefer) relationship. Still, Malaysia hates his guts (and also his lack of culinary skills).