/authors note/
praise peaceful pedro
So one day star was sitting at her computer browsing a website known by many names to many people. To some it was where evil racists plotted to gas jews, to others it was a safe haven for internet free speech, and to its creators it was simply known as 4chan, but to star it was where she spent her free time shitposting with her internet friends. Now on this fine day star was reading a convincing post on pol about jewish control of the media when suddenly she realized the anon was right. So as the self proclaimed protector of humanity (the parts that mattered at least) she grabbed her wand and went off to defeat the international jewery controling the media.
Upon arriving at the headquarters of the international jewery, (a cnn office) she immediately stormed in and asked to see the manager. but was denied and so she decided to kill everyone in the building for being a jew sympathizer, and after doing so she went to see the manager. When star reached the office of the cnn manager, she kicked down the door and saw a jew sitting behind a desk counting his shekels. "oy vey" he shouted "that door was 50 shekels. you better pay me for that!" but star did not pay him, instead she killed him with her wand and therefore completed her quest to rid the world of international jewery.
And so then she returned home to find marco being raped by a homeless man with a spicy dilden and then everyone died. reply to this fanfic or your mother will die in her sleep tonight. You just lost the game
THE END