The Misadventures of the Yuy Family a.k.a. 'When are we going to Disneyland?'
by -shinigami-, Ahem-sama and Hatake-sama
Disclaimer: Shinigami, Ahem-sama and Hatake-sama do not own Gundam Wing, although we wish we did. Each GW Character mentioned belongs to their rightful owners at Sotsu Agency/Bandai/Whatever. If you do choose to sue one of use, two of us, or all three of us, poo poo for you all youre gonna get is a pretty picture of us three ^__^ Oh, Shinigami, Ahem-sama and Hatake-sama own themselves thank you very much.
Genre: Humor/Stupidity/Parody of The Sopranos..sort of.
Warnings: Violence, sort of. Potty mouthing on Ahem-sama's part, uh...dysfunctionalness (ness...ness...ness...ness...) Self and Friend insertions. Major OOC-ness on Heero's part
Pairings: 1xOC, 2xOC, 3x4(but theyre not in here, i just like 3x4. THERE IS NO YAOI IN HERE) 5xOC.
Dedication: INVADER ZIM! WE LOVE YOU ZIMMY!!~oh..to Gackt. cus he has a sexy voice and hes sexy yeah.
Okay. This was based on an interesting conversation Cryz-chan, Ahem-sama and Hatake-sama had July 14, 2002. We decided to RP a bit with the GW characters and this is the product. enjoy.
A.C. 195..no...200? no..no...*takes out calculator* er...screw the year ^__^
We open to a nice suburban mansion, okay, we open to a nice suburban mansion in a nice suburban neighborhood. In particular, the Yuy household a few blocks away from the Peacecraft/Dorlian Estate. Heero Yuy and Relena Peacecraft, once lovers yes, and married, had one child, fondly named Ahem Konton Yuy. Have you heard of her? She very good fanfiction authoress she is. Very gifted the daughter of a Peacecraft and a Yuy (or Lowe for those who prefer to call Heero, Odin Lowe Jr.) A few years after Ahem's birth, Heero and Relena started to get in a string of fights. first it was forgetting to put the toilet seat down, to who'd take custody of Ahem when they got a divorce. Unfortunately for them, they did get a divorce when Ahem was ten years old.
A few months later, our dear Heero Yuy met a wonderful young woman named Cryz Maxwell. He took an immediate liking to her, and so did Ahem. They got along pretty well, and four years later, Heero proposed to her. Cryz I mean, not Ahem, cus that would be wrong. Very wrong. Anyway, then Cryz and her brother Duo moved into the Yuy mansion along with Heero's neice and Ahem's cousin, Hatake. To make things even MORE complicated, Ahem is engaged to Chang Wufei(well shes bugging her father to let her become engaged), a chauvinistic chinaman who likes to wield a katana and rant about Justice. No, Justice isnt a person. its a state of being.
And here, we have a peace loving blondie, a suicidal Japanese bishonen, a happy go lucky woman with a wild streak, a child *koff koff* of fourteen years, her insane cousin, the woman's equally crazy brother, and a chauvinistic chinaman that likes to rant about justice.
And now, we start our story.
Ahem: Ne, ne, Taasan, I wanna go see my koibito.
Heero: no. you cant go.
Ahem: why not?
Heero: because I said so.
Ahem: ferret
Heero: no I'm not a ferret
Ahem: what about that picture where it looks like you have breasts?
Heero: I have breasts?
Ahem: no...*brandishes picture* see?
Heero: I look fat in that picture...
Ahem: I know
Heero: why did you show me that?
Ahem: *sigh* Watashi no taasan wa baka desu. (My father is an idiot)
Cryz: *snickers into her mug of hot chocolate*
Heero: stop laughing
Ahem: so can I go?
Heero: no.
Ahem: fine I'll walk to his house
Heero: Are not. *locks all the doors and windows with a button. high tech isnt it?*
Ahem: am to.
Heero: are not
Ahem: pft! are too
Heero: are not. and thats final.
Ahem: am too! SHINIGAMI!!!
Heero: ARE NOT. YOU ARE GROUNDED YOUNG LADY
Ahem: oh, fuck off ((I know a fic thats now rated R...I know a fic thats now rated R...))
Heero: don't talk to me that way.
Ahem: I'm ether going to his house or I'm gonna read lemons online
Heero: reading what?
Ahem: lemons.
Heero: you arent leaving this house. oh, and what are lemons?
Cryz: *snickers into her mug again* haha...
Ahem: Cryz-sama! he doesnt know what a lemon is!!!
Cryz: scandilous.
Ahem: lemme find an example. *picks up a random 1x2 lemon*
Heero: gimme that..*grabs it* hn..*scans it quickly, his eyes getting bigger and bigger* WHAT THE
FUCK IS THIS TRASH YOU ARE READING AHEM?!
Ahem: its a lemon, Taasan...a 1x2 lemon to be exact,
Heero: thats not right!!
Ahem: hai! but not as bad as 5xR -.-
Heero: its noooottt riiight....wait..5xR? that would be cute. ^_^
Ahem: NOOOO!!! NOOO! TAASAN! NO!
Heero: now, go upstairs and get ready to sleep.
Ahem: no
Heero: yes
Ahem: no.
Heero: yes
Ahem: *self destructs*
Heero and Cryz: O_O
Ahem:*is a big mess of blood and guts on the floor*
Heero: so she succeeded.
Ahem: *regenerates* damn I hate that part....
Heero: youre just like me~ *glomps her*
Ahem: 0o oOkay then....get offa me
Heero: im so so so so so so so so so so so proud of you!
[pause]
Ahem:gross...
Heero: what?
Ahem: Dib x Zim
Cryz: grooooossss!
Ahem: DOOOOOOOM on nasty authors!
Cryz: *nodnod*
Ahem: what were we arguing about again?
Heero: you can't go see Wufei, but he can come here.
Ahem: okie! *snaps her fingers, authoress-like*
Wufei:The freaky hell?....???
Cryz: ello Fei
wufei: hello onna, Yuy, and you..
Ahem: FEI-KOI! *glomp*
Heero: how'd you get here so fast? I didnt get a chance to change. *looks down at his Wing Zero covered pajamas.
Ahem: me
Heero: you got superpowers?
Ahem: only one.
Heero: and that is?
Ahem: *takes a deep breath* The Almost-Unspeakable-Really-Awesome-Super-Dee-Duper-Ultra-Mega-Cool-Power-of Authorness(ness....ness.....nes.....hey! I like the echo ^_^)
Cryz: *nodnod*
Ahem: Cryz-sama has them too. So do Hatake and Shiro-sama.
Cryz: hai. and all the authors and authoresses have the power.
Wufei: this is going to end in pain isnt it?
Heero: I guess so...
Ahem and Cryz: *grins*
Heero: I don't like the look of that
Wufei: -_-;;; fangirls...
Heero: Hey! That ones my daughter. *points to Ahem* and that ones my koi *points to Cryz* so watch your mouth.
Wufei: gomen nasai Heero.
Heero: hn.
Ahem: Cryz-san, did he just APOLOGIZE?
Wufei: shut up
Ahem: *glomp* aishiteru koi
Wufei: x_X
Cryz: Aishiteru Heero!
Heero: x_X
Ahem: *glares at computer* grr..
Cryz: have you heard Another World by Gackt?
Ahem: I'm still trying to download 'Remember' by Akdong Club!...damn it says 'needs more sources' it won't download
Cryz: fudgesicles, its a good song too.
Ahem: *sings the hamtaro song (the Spanish version) while looking for Gackt songs* hamtaro...seis hamhams...los quieros hamham wheee!!!
what trouble awaits the dysfunctional Yuy family? r/r and read the next chapters.
~Cryz-chan~
!!Up Next!! Invader Zim and some more cool stuff!!
WORDS AND PEOPLE TO KNOW ('cause they're used/mentioned a lot!)
Aishiteru-I love you
Bishounen-attractive boy
Gomen nasai-I'm extremely sorry
Gomen-sorry!
Koibito (koi for short)-lover
Taasan-father
Katana-A pwetty, curved, wooden sword
Onna-woman
Hai-yes
Konton-chaos
Oniichan-brother
Onechan-sister
Kisama-son of a bitch
Ne-hey (when used at the beginning of a sentence) or 'Right?' (if used at end of a sentence)
Gackt-a very hot Jpop (Jrock?) singer the three authoresses of this story love
Akdong Club-A Krock (Kpop?) band that Cryz loves (Ahem and Hatake haven't heard 'em)
Jpop-Japanese pop music
Jrock-Japanese rock music
Kpop-Korean pop music
Krock-Korean rock music
by -shinigami-, Ahem-sama and Hatake-sama
Disclaimer: Shinigami, Ahem-sama and Hatake-sama do not own Gundam Wing, although we wish we did. Each GW Character mentioned belongs to their rightful owners at Sotsu Agency/Bandai/Whatever. If you do choose to sue one of use, two of us, or all three of us, poo poo for you all youre gonna get is a pretty picture of us three ^__^ Oh, Shinigami, Ahem-sama and Hatake-sama own themselves thank you very much.
Genre: Humor/Stupidity/Parody of The Sopranos..sort of.
Warnings: Violence, sort of. Potty mouthing on Ahem-sama's part, uh...dysfunctionalness (ness...ness...ness...ness...) Self and Friend insertions. Major OOC-ness on Heero's part
Pairings: 1xOC, 2xOC, 3x4(but theyre not in here, i just like 3x4. THERE IS NO YAOI IN HERE) 5xOC.
Dedication: INVADER ZIM! WE LOVE YOU ZIMMY!!~oh..to Gackt. cus he has a sexy voice and hes sexy yeah.
Okay. This was based on an interesting conversation Cryz-chan, Ahem-sama and Hatake-sama had July 14, 2002. We decided to RP a bit with the GW characters and this is the product. enjoy.
A.C. 195..no...200? no..no...*takes out calculator* er...screw the year ^__^
We open to a nice suburban mansion, okay, we open to a nice suburban mansion in a nice suburban neighborhood. In particular, the Yuy household a few blocks away from the Peacecraft/Dorlian Estate. Heero Yuy and Relena Peacecraft, once lovers yes, and married, had one child, fondly named Ahem Konton Yuy. Have you heard of her? She very good fanfiction authoress she is. Very gifted the daughter of a Peacecraft and a Yuy (or Lowe for those who prefer to call Heero, Odin Lowe Jr.) A few years after Ahem's birth, Heero and Relena started to get in a string of fights. first it was forgetting to put the toilet seat down, to who'd take custody of Ahem when they got a divorce. Unfortunately for them, they did get a divorce when Ahem was ten years old.
A few months later, our dear Heero Yuy met a wonderful young woman named Cryz Maxwell. He took an immediate liking to her, and so did Ahem. They got along pretty well, and four years later, Heero proposed to her. Cryz I mean, not Ahem, cus that would be wrong. Very wrong. Anyway, then Cryz and her brother Duo moved into the Yuy mansion along with Heero's neice and Ahem's cousin, Hatake. To make things even MORE complicated, Ahem is engaged to Chang Wufei(well shes bugging her father to let her become engaged), a chauvinistic chinaman who likes to wield a katana and rant about Justice. No, Justice isnt a person. its a state of being.
And here, we have a peace loving blondie, a suicidal Japanese bishonen, a happy go lucky woman with a wild streak, a child *koff koff* of fourteen years, her insane cousin, the woman's equally crazy brother, and a chauvinistic chinaman that likes to rant about justice.
And now, we start our story.
Ahem: Ne, ne, Taasan, I wanna go see my koibito.
Heero: no. you cant go.
Ahem: why not?
Heero: because I said so.
Ahem: ferret
Heero: no I'm not a ferret
Ahem: what about that picture where it looks like you have breasts?
Heero: I have breasts?
Ahem: no...*brandishes picture* see?
Heero: I look fat in that picture...
Ahem: I know
Heero: why did you show me that?
Ahem: *sigh* Watashi no taasan wa baka desu. (My father is an idiot)
Cryz: *snickers into her mug of hot chocolate*
Heero: stop laughing
Ahem: so can I go?
Heero: no.
Ahem: fine I'll walk to his house
Heero: Are not. *locks all the doors and windows with a button. high tech isnt it?*
Ahem: am to.
Heero: are not
Ahem: pft! are too
Heero: are not. and thats final.
Ahem: am too! SHINIGAMI!!!
Heero: ARE NOT. YOU ARE GROUNDED YOUNG LADY
Ahem: oh, fuck off ((I know a fic thats now rated R...I know a fic thats now rated R...))
Heero: don't talk to me that way.
Ahem: I'm ether going to his house or I'm gonna read lemons online
Heero: reading what?
Ahem: lemons.
Heero: you arent leaving this house. oh, and what are lemons?
Cryz: *snickers into her mug again* haha...
Ahem: Cryz-sama! he doesnt know what a lemon is!!!
Cryz: scandilous.
Ahem: lemme find an example. *picks up a random 1x2 lemon*
Heero: gimme that..*grabs it* hn..*scans it quickly, his eyes getting bigger and bigger* WHAT THE
FUCK IS THIS TRASH YOU ARE READING AHEM?!
Ahem: its a lemon, Taasan...a 1x2 lemon to be exact,
Heero: thats not right!!
Ahem: hai! but not as bad as 5xR -.-
Heero: its noooottt riiight....wait..5xR? that would be cute. ^_^
Ahem: NOOOO!!! NOOO! TAASAN! NO!
Heero: now, go upstairs and get ready to sleep.
Ahem: no
Heero: yes
Ahem: no.
Heero: yes
Ahem: *self destructs*
Heero and Cryz: O_O
Ahem:*is a big mess of blood and guts on the floor*
Heero: so she succeeded.
Ahem: *regenerates* damn I hate that part....
Heero: youre just like me~ *glomps her*
Ahem: 0o oOkay then....get offa me
Heero: im so so so so so so so so so so so proud of you!
[pause]
Ahem:gross...
Heero: what?
Ahem: Dib x Zim
Cryz: grooooossss!
Ahem: DOOOOOOOM on nasty authors!
Cryz: *nodnod*
Ahem: what were we arguing about again?
Heero: you can't go see Wufei, but he can come here.
Ahem: okie! *snaps her fingers, authoress-like*
Wufei:The freaky hell?....???
Cryz: ello Fei
wufei: hello onna, Yuy, and you..
Ahem: FEI-KOI! *glomp*
Heero: how'd you get here so fast? I didnt get a chance to change. *looks down at his Wing Zero covered pajamas.
Ahem: me
Heero: you got superpowers?
Ahem: only one.
Heero: and that is?
Ahem: *takes a deep breath* The Almost-Unspeakable-Really-Awesome-Super-Dee-Duper-Ultra-Mega-Cool-Power-of Authorness(ness....ness.....nes.....hey! I like the echo ^_^)
Cryz: *nodnod*
Ahem: Cryz-sama has them too. So do Hatake and Shiro-sama.
Cryz: hai. and all the authors and authoresses have the power.
Wufei: this is going to end in pain isnt it?
Heero: I guess so...
Ahem and Cryz: *grins*
Heero: I don't like the look of that
Wufei: -_-;;; fangirls...
Heero: Hey! That ones my daughter. *points to Ahem* and that ones my koi *points to Cryz* so watch your mouth.
Wufei: gomen nasai Heero.
Heero: hn.
Ahem: Cryz-san, did he just APOLOGIZE?
Wufei: shut up
Ahem: *glomp* aishiteru koi
Wufei: x_X
Cryz: Aishiteru Heero!
Heero: x_X
Ahem: *glares at computer* grr..
Cryz: have you heard Another World by Gackt?
Ahem: I'm still trying to download 'Remember' by Akdong Club!...damn it says 'needs more sources' it won't download
Cryz: fudgesicles, its a good song too.
Ahem: *sings the hamtaro song (the Spanish version) while looking for Gackt songs* hamtaro...seis hamhams...los quieros hamham wheee!!!
what trouble awaits the dysfunctional Yuy family? r/r and read the next chapters.
~Cryz-chan~
!!Up Next!! Invader Zim and some more cool stuff!!
WORDS AND PEOPLE TO KNOW ('cause they're used/mentioned a lot!)
Aishiteru-I love you
Bishounen-attractive boy
Gomen nasai-I'm extremely sorry
Gomen-sorry!
Koibito (koi for short)-lover
Taasan-father
Katana-A pwetty, curved, wooden sword
Onna-woman
Hai-yes
Konton-chaos
Oniichan-brother
Onechan-sister
Kisama-son of a bitch
Ne-hey (when used at the beginning of a sentence) or 'Right?' (if used at end of a sentence)
Gackt-a very hot Jpop (Jrock?) singer the three authoresses of this story love
Akdong Club-A Krock (Kpop?) band that Cryz loves (Ahem and Hatake haven't heard 'em)
Jpop-Japanese pop music
Jrock-Japanese rock music
Kpop-Korean pop music
Krock-Korean rock music