O Slytherin,
Greatest of the Hogwarts Four,
Help me beat those Gryffindors.
Guide my tongue to insult those cows,
To abuse the lesser houses, That is my vow.

O Slytherin,
The one who inspires such awe,
Help me beat those Ravenclaws.
I want to bash those smartie-pants,
Show them who's the best - don't think I can't.

O Slytherin,
Cunning, sly, ambitious, tough,
Help me beat those Hufflepuffs.
A bunch of duffers like I've never seen.

Remember - the best house is the one that's green!